Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mr.Bucket]

Some tattoo'd harlot on twitch was reacting to cobes. Didn't watch it cuz she's grimey looking it just popped up while trying to find something to watch at 10:30pm on a saturday night.



EDIT: She also has a OF and fansly, to absolutely nobody's surprise.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Forgive me for posting a tiktok link, I can't find it on youtube anymore.

https://www.tiktok.com/@kingcobrajfs34/video/7189796986789334314

I am sure it is in the gothic dee saga on bitesize's channel but here:

The best part is, that is NOT Gothic Dee. That is a troll made video, it's a tranny.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Shut up trole, he's a seasonally decorated gourd.

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If no one else does it next year, I'm ordering this and slapping it on a butternut squash, thereby creating the most biblically accurate Cobra.

Did you do it?

Some tattoo'd harlot on twitch was reacting to cobes. Didn't watch it cuz she's grimey looking it just popped up while trying to find something to watch at 10:30pm on a saturday night.

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EDIT: She also has a OF and fansly, to absolutely nobody's surprise.

𝕿𝔬𝖙𝔞𝖑 𝕿𝔥𝖔𝔱 𝔇𝖊𝔞𝖙𝔥. I hope she adopt's cobra's vices.

Cobes 100% has a Shit fetish on top of his fart fetish. Also side note Apartment 2 was so kino. Peak cinematography.

 

[Kirby vacuums]

Some tattoo'd harlot on twitch was reacting to cobes. Didn't watch it cuz she's grimey looking it just popped up while trying to find something to watch at 10:30pm on a saturday night.

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EDIT: She also has a OF and fansly, to absolutely nobody's surprise.

I think that's the hoe that used to be part of TekSyndicate way back in the day.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Some tattoo'd harlot on twitch was reacting to cobes. Didn't watch it cuz she's grimey looking it just popped up while trying to find something to watch at 10:30pm on a saturday night.

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EDIT: She also has a OF and fansly, to absolutely nobody's surprise.

Won’t be the last time some e-whore tried to grift the boglim audience. Like this clown lady

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[Aborted Drink Combo]

I am sure it is in the gothic dee saga on bitesize's channel but here:

The best part is, that is NOT Gothic Dee. That is a troll made video, it's a tranny.

Kek, I knew it wasn't Dee, but I didn't know it was a tranny. That's rich, toobs.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Won’t be the last time some e-whore tried to grift the boglim audience. Like this clown lady

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Of course

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

please do not add the clown porn to the thread loop or I will need to put in a group home.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

please do not add the clown porn to the thread loop or I will need to put in a group home.

There are double downs in the group home though. Read that in Nick Mullen's voice

 

[Whatisgoingon]

I know I'm late, but thanks to @SeizureRobot5000 for the snakebones, I've been watching them the past few months and Clint's Art and Cobra's Friends have been my favorite so far, although I've been skipping around and have only watched about half of them.

if I could make a recommendation for an episode, one on Cobra's loops (gender relations, the KFC double down ect) would be most exqusid.

 

[Denied]

Yes, same with any inhalant. The "high" is caused by brain damage actively occurring due to oxygen deprivation.

Stop parroting bullshit you hear others repeat. Dentists add 20% oxygen to their nitrous to prevent that (and it's still an analgesic that will get you high). One Google search dude. Vaping THC is an "inhalant". Duster is fucking stupid, but you don't have to be.

 

[somevan712]

Some tattoo'd harlot on twitch was reacting to cobes. Didn't watch it cuz she's grimey looking it just popped up while trying to find something to watch at 10:30pm on a saturday night.

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EDIT: She also has a OF and fansly, to absolutely nobody's surprise.

Circle of Protection on Cobra against E-Thots. Their of-age, alive, non-related, cisgender, and human traits pose a danger to the peaceful and harmless KingCobra. The OF and Fansly links had better not go near Cobra, THOT. So mote it be.

 

[Cambiar]

Stop parroting bullshit you hear others repeat. Dentists add 20% oxygen to their nitrous to prevent that (and it's still an analgesic that will get you high). One Google search dude. Vaping THC is an "inhalant". Duster is fucking stupid, but you don't have to be.

Yeah, if what the other guy said were remotely true you could get high by holding your breath. I hear this bs all the time it drives me insane.

Does anyone know if NAL got a court to issue a DMCA subpoena to get Willo or HRH or anyone else's personal information? Or does the nuisance stop at the DMCA requests themselves? I feel like most of it could be easily be parried with fair use claims but I don't actually know, and it sounds like those subpoenas are trivial to get/youtube, reddit etc. comply with them fairly willingly.

 

[neger psykolog]

I still remember his shit eating grin when he ended his dry spell with that crazy ass bitch.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Honestly I assume the BOY part was just trolls lazily impersonating his dad and it kind of snowballed from there and became canon.

Didn't we just have a recently unearthed recorded phone call of a troll pretending to be his dad?

Then he eventually caught on and was like you're not my dad/you're not even the real Ozzy dude fuck off and so on and so forth.

Better not be asking questions about the lore, BOY!

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

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Life is really hitting hard.

As morbid as it is to think about, I can't help but wonder what's going to happen first?
Will Josh finally be taken out by the long list of health issues he’s carefully curated, like the unregulated beatus, which I'm 100% sure he has, or will he reach the mythical 7th stage and get a personal knock at the door from the Norwood Reaper himself?



Because being honest, that legendary “4 strands of hair” comb-over isn’t salvaging anything here. At this point, it's just a bald choice in denial .

 

[You're MDNWU]

I'm honestly surprised @SeizureRobot5000 even made another video with just how utterly boring Josh has become, even when compared to the last apartment phase.

Reddit made Cobes boring to an extent, but the moment NAL came in to the picture (especially the second time), I had to take a break. It really has just become watching a retarded hermit get fatter and balder with each passing video. No new takes on literally anything, no new topics, no new stories or interactions, no wacky and wild neighbors to randomly pop in, just nothing. Same exact gender relations rants, same simping for Ellen DeGeneres, boring food hacks/reviews, and breaking the upteenth iPhone 8 because he hasn't figured how to just not turn Siri on.

I know this has been in a lolcow downward slope for awhile now, but I'm not sure just how much lower it can go with Daddy Clint always saving his boy right before the homeless arc.

 

[Hennimore]

The boy is dipping into his mead already, liquor reserves must be running on empty.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

liquor reserves must be running on empty.

That is what happens when he tard smashes a phone and cant get those cameos-to-talk-shit money.

 

[Törni]

Mmmeea-DUH!