Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TertiaryObjective]

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No, he wouldn’t. Best case, Aaron would stumble out of his coke-filled sex dungeon and feed it.

 

[SargonF00t]

Nick also thinks he’s the only person Kayla has had sex with.

That's because Kayla didn't have sex with Aaron, she made love to Aaron.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I’m honestly wondering at this point if Aaron should try to contact John Arechigo* and others to try to fight this. His case is narrow enough and all the figure’s unsympathetic enough that it could likely be challenged.

The case is kind of fucked, but Rekieta is entirely unsympathetic and openly using the law to punish his enemies in a very blatantly unjust manner.

*Lawyer who argued the law is way too broad in scope.

 

[Vibralldo]

I don't ever want to have a crash and burn like this. This guy turned into yet another example for why you should avoid drugs/limit alcohol consumption. he has a family that depends on him, and he has essentially destroyed his legal career. Nicholas Robert Rekieta is a horror story i will tell children to scare them into behaving. "don't do drugs or you will be a faggot cuck like Nicholas Robert Rekieta" They won't know who i am talking about, so they will ask the AI and get a dose of lolcow horror.

The irony of Nick being a super "legalize everything" libertarian when he's actually the greatest argument for harsher possession crimes

Funny you mention Nick is still dating April, as there was someone in his Locals chat during this ill-advised tribute to the Toe, who very much appreciated Megan Fox (no, not that one) commiserating with Aaron’s ex, April, for leaving The Pugilist. The suspect April sock goes by RedStorm:
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Here, Megan says she understands why April left Aaron.
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Here, some minutes later (Nicks chat was slow, as less than 100 people don’t tend to make a chat fly) a user, RedStorm, sends a simple heart emoji back to Megan to honor her commiserations on leaving the Toe. Nothing conclusive though it raises the question of possible underqover Valkyrie involvement. Time will tell.

On the post Aaron trial stream someone kept supertipping in about how sexy Nick looked, to the point even Melton said "that's clearly April". Was the user Redstorm?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think that's Nick's natural voice at this point. I think he has to intentionally deepen his voice and speak softer to sound sort-of normal, but whenever he stops concentrating on that the Whippits voice comes out. A few times during Karen Read the Whippits voice snuck out when he got angry or excited then you could tell he realized he was doing it so he lowered his voice to compensate.

The thing about his Whippits voice is it isn't just the voice itself, it's how he emphasizes words and intonates. It's bizarre. And the voice lacks "volume", not like how loud it is but like there's no depth to his voice, I don't know how to explain it. He gets a weird rise/fall, his voice gets shakey like a really old person, and the voice loses all its depth.

At first yes, but it gradually got more and more pronounced toward the end of the stream for some strange reason that nitrous breaks cannot explain in this instance. YMMV.

I only watched the stream for a few minutes, but I noticed it too. I think he may be doing it intentionally. "No, that's just how my voice IS. It just changes randomly like that, just watch my streams. Have you heard people say it's because I abuse nitrous? Ha ha, they're CRAZY!"

I am of the mind it might be demonic possession voice, but I know I am a minority...

He used to do passable and consistent voices in the Weeb Wars era. It was a staple request of his super chats to say things in different voices. Loss of his vocal chord control would be a blow and further proof he is no longer the man he was.

 

[AnOminous]

Is my experience atypical? I've created an entire response and exhibits for a motion, the paralegal cleaned it up and formatted it, and attorney submitted. Is that unusual? Or do people just throw money at their lawyer and hope?

That's fairly atypical. More people imo do the latter than the former. A lot of why they're throwing money at a lawyer is just not to have to deal with it personally. It's certainly not unheard-of, though lots of the lolsuits on this site with a nominal lawyer are accused of being written by the clients and just rubber stamped by some incompetent lawyer, including Nick's own bogus Franks motion where he was so dumb he didn't even challenge probable cause directly.

There is nothing intrinsically wrong with non-lawyers drafting legal papers without any changes, although there are huge (and disbarrable) ethics offenses involving merely rubber stamping them without reading or analyzing them. The lawyer has the obligation of actually understanding the legal issues they're presenting even if a paralegal or even a layperson have actually drafted the papers.

It's definitely very common for the lawyer who drafted papers and the lawyer who argues them to be different.

While I hate to yet again refer to pop culture lawyers, Boston Legal got this part right. Very often, the civil procedure wizard who knows every case on some obscure issue is also a socially awkward nerd, like the canonically autistic Jerry Espenson, while the guy who does rainmaking and can convince a jury is Denny Crane.

 

[Ah ha']

For the love of god Aaron go for the killshot on this faggot with the HRO, I need to climax already to Rekeita getting locked up!

 

[Stiffy]

I predicted a month ago in this thread that Nick would wind up in jail before August. I still stand by that prediction.

 

[TexOffender]

That's because Kayla didn't have sex with Aaron, she made love to Aaron.

They were in a serious and very romantic relationship.

 

[Gorton Colu]

They were in a serious and very romantic relationship.

Was Aaron trying to get revenge on Kayla by showing her body to Geno? I dont think so.

I think he was bragging at how beautiful she was and was trying to get Geno to join his Kayla appreciation club. Aaron should have shown the judge his Kino Casino interview where he was thirsting and simping for Kayla nonstop.

 

[AnOminous]

The thing about his Whippits voice is it isn't just the voice itself, it's how he emphasizes words and intonates. It's bizarre. And the voice lacks "volume", not like how loud it is but like there's no depth to his voice, I don't know how to explain it. He gets a weird rise/fall, his voice gets shakey like a really old person, and the voice loses all its depth.

It's weird how drugs have completely wrecked this skeletal loser. They've turned his normal voice into a faggy screech, they've literally turned him retarded, and he knows this because he visibly tries to compensate for it. But yet he is so hopelessly possessed by demons that he continues to insist drugs are just some weird, funny thing that cool people do, while visibly shriveling up and turning into Gollum.

Like when he was screaming at Keanu, he was positively squealing.

There's something deeply repellent and even nauseating about a weak male like Nick screeching and shrieking like a total faggot.

 

[Soapmore]

That's fairly atypical. More people imo do the latter than the former. A lot of why they're throwing money at a lawyer is just not to have to deal with it personally. It's certainly not unheard-of, though lots of the lolsuits on this site with a nominal lawyer are accused of being written by the clients and just rubber stamped by some incompetent lawyer, including Nick's own bogus Franks motion where he was so dumb he didn't even challenge probable cause directly.

Thanks for the insight, and just to clarify I wasn't writing any motions, but to make every chance that my lawyer understood my convoluted situation, I gave them a big fat folder, with a timeline, and a summary written in a legal-ish style that I hoped might best convey everything to the lawyer and paralegal, and then let them do their magic. I just took an active role to make sure that my legal representation would be as effective as possible. I didn't want any "you never told me that" conversations later on. The idea of telling a lawyer explicitly what to write in a motion seems like the proverbial "fool for a client".

 

[Gorton Colu]

It's weird how drugs have completely wrecked this skeletal loser. They've turned his normal voice into a faggy screech, they've literally turned him retarded, and he knows this because he visibly tries to compensate for it. But yet he is so hopelessly possessed by demons that he continues to insist drugs are just some weird, funny thing that cool people do, while visibly shriveling up and turning into Gollum.

Nikonitro Stardustbaldo is still paying homage to his father JuJu the bisexual cow.

Dick would talk up drugs all the time on the original Biggest Problem in the Universe.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's weird how drugs have completely wrecked this skeletal loser. They've turned his normal voice into a faggy screech, they've literally turned him retarded, and he knows this because he visibly tries to compensate for it. But yet he is so hopelessly possessed by demons that he continues to insist drugs are just some weird, funny thing that cool people do, while visibly shriveling up and turning into Gollum.

His legs also don't know how to walk anymore and he just looks awful.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Okay who ever sent him this was a genius. You can see the pain in Nick's eyes and hear the hollowness behind his laughs. Pure genius.

An arms dealer makes sure to feed both sides of the conflict, it's in their best interest to keep the tard war going. Nick effectively paid $1000 to seethe at Aaron.

This is getting into sovcit territory, can't wait to hear that he was talking about Aaron 'the corporation' and not Aaron 'the person'

He's not talking about him, he's rambling and his noises just happened coincidentally emulate those letters.

 

[not william stenchever]

They were in a serious and very romantic relationship.

Aaron, unironically, has relationships with women and sexual relations with Nick Rekieta's busted out bungholio.

 

[RotPockets]

Was Aaron trying to get revenge on Kayla by showing her body to Geno? I dont think so.

I think he was bragging at how beautiful she was and was trying to get Geno to join his Kayla appreciation club. Aaron should have shown the judge his Kino Casino interview where he was thirsting and simping for Kayla nonstop.

Knowing that Aaron and April were behind the camera during Nick’s attempt at stand-up makes the inclusion of Kayla being in frame the entire time a bit suspicious concerning who ensnared whom? Was Nick turned out by the Toe just to get to Kayla? Did he toss some used up coke whore at Nick just to distract him while he claimed his prize, over and over right in his stupid fucking face? Nick will be on his death bed screeching about “Keyser Töze!” as his favorite kid holds the pillow over his face, stealing the last of his medication, just like dear ol’ dad taught her.

 

[Swole McPole]

Pryor wasn't really anti-comedy, although he was hilarious.

Yes, I wasn't rating him as anti-comedy. I don't really rate Norm as anti-comedy either (even though he sometimes does play in that lane). I was just rating them as my top two comedians of all time. I'd be hard pressed to pick who was better out of the two.

But in terms of his lawyer having all the information he needs (that Nick's providing for free right now), I think it's on Aaron to get all of it to the lawyer, unless he just wants to pay the guy or his paralegal to read through epic xitter threads and watch hours of maniac streams

And yet Aaron knows lawyers. You'd think one of them would have advised him of what info he needs to be presenting to his lawyer and which avenues he needs to be encouraging him to pursue. At the very least, he must surely know about the access to his Google account and the sharing of that information online with parties who have posted sexual information about his children.

It might be too much to hope for, but given that he's already handling one case against Nick Rekieta, perhaps Matthew Hardin would be taking on another Minnesota client? Aaron probably isn't familiar with his work but those of us who watch the Greer threads know that he's an outstanding lawyer. I'd be happy to have my life or my liberty in the Hardship's hands.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

1080p archive of the 4 hour Aaron Cope-a-thon:

Mediafire

Handbrake is chugging on a downscaled version to reduce size from 8 Gb. This is my first time using it, so pls no bully.

For those interested or simply curious: I have updated the post detailing Rekieta's monthly SuperTips statistics to include data from his latest stream: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-21849864

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

His legs also don't know how to walk anymore and he just looks awful.

Has he become Tonkalaw? Their lives share quite a few similarities.