Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,926 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,269
You and other thousands of us. He literally abused the YouTube algorithm by spamming his 30 second bits of his streams as shorts, framing them as "lifestyle advice" or "gamedev advice".
He also exploited the fact that, unlike regular videos, YouTube didn't provide a "Don't recommend channel" menu option on recommended shorts, which meant that shorts had at least as much opportunity for positive feedback that would boost his channel's visibility (probably more, since YouTube was heavily pushing shorts at the time) but that one of the main methods of providing negative feedback was removed. I' m certain this opportunity to game the YouTube algorithm is why he concentrated on shorts. (For all I know, YouTube still does this, but I installed the Enhancer for YouTube browser extension to remove shorts and I'm not going to disable it to check.)

(Incidentally, the "Don't recommend channel" option is probably why Rekieta has been losing viewers much faster than he's been losing subscribers. If people who were subscribed to him forgot all about it while he took an extended vacation from streaming to do drugs, starve his children, and have disgusting bisexual orgies, then they'd just choose "Don't recommend channel" once he started showing up in their feeds again in his new "emaciated AIDS patient" form, since the menu doesn't provide an "Unsubscribe from channel" option or, for that matter, any indication that you're subscribed.)

That's because net neutrality wasn't grassroots by any means. It's usually framed as le evil corporate lobbyists vs plucky underdogs, but in reality there were many Internet-based businesses with a vested interest in the net neutrality camp too.
"Net Neutrality" was heavily pushed by Google because ISPs had successfully used throttling to force Netflix to install servers in their colocation facilities to reduce consumption of backbone bandwidth (so that instead of sending an entire copy of a movie over the Internet every time someone wants to watch it, the local Netflix server will download it once and then send copies of the movie over the ISP's internal network, whose bandwidth is substantially cheaper). Google was starting to push YouTube Premium at the time and wanted to force the ISPs to carry the costs of distribution (while more or less simultaneously increasing to 4K resolution), so they astroturfed the whole "Net Neutrality" thing to make throttling of resource-intensive sites illegal.
 
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Incorrect, the company (EAGLE RESEARCH GROUP, INC.) Jason worked at was awarded a contract by the Department of Energy which instructed the company to give Cybersecurity support to the DOE.
my apologies, it was a while ago in the thread and I remember someone mentioning most of the people associated with eagle research group on linkedin seemed to not be real profiles. I do remember however it being brought up he likely did not "hack into powerplants" since he was working for the DOE and not DoD. It seems extremely likely considering the line of work Maldy claims to have done/did beforehand, he would go down the path of civie contracting for the DoD. I am unsure if a cybersec tester for the security of powerplants would be under the DOE or DoD however.
 
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It will be the funniest thing if Mald goes "I was the villain you needed" if this passes.

Even if he's capable of surviving the irrevocable damage being done to his entire brand right now:
  1. hacker skills - opsec/dev experts undermining his competence on twitter
  2. coding/game dev skills - being slammed on his own steam page (which personally I have never seen a review on a steam page garner 70+ comments roasting the dev)
  3. gaming skills - being caught cheating/roaching
  4. general "good guy" image - mass bans and pot stirring on stream, never mind calling the Mr. Rogers of YouTube a "greasy used car salesman". He won't ever live that down.
The self-inflicted killing stroke would be trying to take credit for SKGs success, especially when he is pretty much its only real detractor. He would literally become this meme:
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That said, I hope he tries it. I'm not ashamed to say I want nothing but the worst for this cringey, grooming retard. Death included. Not sorry.

Edit: I'm going to try and mess with that skg recruitment image in a couple hours, see if i cant come up with something most people can agree on.
 
It will be the funniest thing if Mald goes "I was the villain you needed" if this passes.
I am anticipating this because it is the worst thing he can possibly do like everything else he does. The mind of a narc will attempt to claim any unintended path or route as part of their plan to try and hold a facade of control but it is already evident by what he did to the initiative for the longest time it was going and his horrible behaviour directed towards cr1tikal that his intent was tar black and riddled with self-destructive egotism. mald will look for any opportunity to double down since he never had a Mother who taught him that it is ok to be wrong. We also see that he has paranoia in the back of his head right now about his closest friends probably from reading this thread. he might think that khronos is attempting to use this as an exit strategy by the way he had shut down and dismissed khronos multiple times in his recent stream. he cannot expect others to behave and act in a way he would not himself due to his lower level of consciousness. That all being said it is very clear that no matter what happens and even if mald were to correct himself right now it will backfire spectacularly. All of mald's behavior feels 1:1 like Brian Griffin pretending to be smart. Ironic because we only percieve people as intelligent if they give us a chance to think and nurture creativity which is the absolute opposite of the short form content industry plant that he was scripted to be.

We need simple to see normie comparisons to help get that message across to people.

I refuse to capitalize his name or pronouns. I have only contempt for something given everything yet so ungrateful. something with money that has done nothing for himself or others. something which will not register his ferret heat death camp as a real charity because it is not and will never be one. I hope Jerma and Ironmouse have time and reason given here to distance from this retarded troglydyte.

EDIT: I am no advocating for cowtipping. I mean when he is mentioned in everyday conversation regarding SKG and how mald refuses to be wrong.
 
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called Mr. Rogers of YouTube a "greasy used car salesman".
Thats definitely a big part. He has really worked HARD keeping a good image of himself and being nice, cordial, balanced, not causing drama bs ect, and WELL over 10 years without incident.

I think the "meanest" hes been was ironically in his "doomguys mind" which was a bit anyway so it doesn't count. Even then it was charming.

 
I read the OP and the first couple of pages when moving the thread out of PG. I got reacquainted with his thread due to the Stop Killing Games drama and have been reading through it.

Mald is such an insufferable faggot. I want the EU and UK petitions to hit their goals so bad because 1) the seethe from Mald will be legendary and 2) he is such a furry degenerate faggot, I want to him to take this L so bad that I can point and laugh at him.

Yiff in Hell, Thor.
 
As far as I can see it was another "20 YeArS" type of deal. "Oh look, I'm from the oLd InTeRnEt, not like you newfags, worship me":
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Curious how he stopped saying cringe like that after the Mana Gem Event, so I guess he's not incapable of being self-aware. Still pretty funny hearing shit like "it just gives me vitamins" coming from Mald.
The fact this guy is a somethingawful oldfag explains SOOO so much. All of these guys have the same "heh I don't give le fuck I'm too old and too cool for you 😏" attitude that you can immediately see though.
 
However, there is no requirement in UK law for software companies to support older versions of their products
Did the britbongs even read the fucking thing? Are they retarded? Nobody's asking companies to keep supporting older games/software. They're asking companies to give the community the means to support it after they ended their official support.
 
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Even if he's capable of surviving the irrevocable damage being done to his entire brand right now:
  1. hacker skills - opsec/dev experts undermining his competence on twitter

Speaking of which:

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I've never been to DEFCON because it's an ego fest, can anyone verify?

His jimmies are rustled:

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"People even tried to say my DEFCON challenge wins weren't real"

Nigga you were in a team.
 
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I've never been to DEFCON because it's an ego fest, can anyone verify?

The claim that "thor got his defcon badge through intentional misrepresentation" is true, he went around deceiving other teams rather than working on the puzzles. Source is literally mald's own reddit account history. source | archive
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I've never been to DEFCON because it's an ego fest, can anyone verify?
The DEFCON stuff has been talked about to death, he has 3 badges from being on 3 winning teams. It is very possible he "social engineered" one of the guys involved with the puzzles to get part of a solution at one of them. I don't remember the details but whatever the case was, Mald considered it fair game to mislead people by not making it clear he was part of a team trying to solve those puzzles because that's "people hacking" or something. (Conveniently covered in the previous post)
The real funny thing with the badges is he teamed up with some techtubers who went and they did their retrospectives on it and there is only 1 mention of Mald contributing to the puzzles but none that he solved. ThePrimagen, Theo and someone else each coded up quick and dirty tools to help find and verify solutions but none of them mention Mald doing this or contributing to the code.

Now take into account Mald's hilarious cheating in puzzle games, yeah he got carried. Which there's no actual problem with on its own, it's all for fun at the end of the day, but Mald uses these badges as a testimony to his skills as often as he can. He still insists Mr. Robot stole his solution to a DEFCON puzzle.
This is another lie, Mald's solution online isn't the only solution online and the show collaborated with the guy behind the puzzle for DEFCON. In fact, he wasn't even the first to solve it at DEFCON so what is he talking about here? There's a whole post breaking this particular claim down and how he's blatantly lying for no reason.

I'd like to point out he didn't correct the person calling him an "opsec specialist" either, he likes to let people believe he's a variety of things. An "opsec specialist" that claims to favor steganography over a password manager like KeepassXC.
 
His jimmies are rustled:
Good lord he's fucking Malding. You can tell the consequences of his own shitty actions are really getting to him. I bet there wasn't a single person around him in the last 5 years that called him out on his retarded behavior until now. Look at him playing the victim for sympathy because he's getting absolutely raped by real professionals in every field he claims to be active in.

He almost certainly saw his 4chan threads over the last few days too. Maybe even this very KF thread we're in. I guarantee you otherwise he'd have never mentioned the sexual attraction to ferrets.
 
One of the things mald ALWAYS does is muddy the waters on who his detractors are, grouping all of them within the worst possible category,
as much of a retard as he is this is inteligent on his part
peopel who watch him and dont read for them self hear him say 'its all coming from liove stream fails' back with the wow thing, they go check there and see the hate and dont know any better to look elsewhere becasue their bias was just confirmed

but watch him long enough and you realise he will say 'the negitive reviews are all coming from stop killing games becasue they are mad' or 'all the negitive reviews a coming from reddit' not once has he mention this thread

i would almost call him smart for it if he didnt keep perma banning his own subscribers who were genuinely concerned about him. the population if this thread coincides with the decline of his viewership, not a coincidence
 
He almost certainly saw his 4chan threads over the last few days too. Maybe even this very KF thread we're in. I guarantee you otherwise he'd have never mentioned the sexual attraction to ferrets.
He's a narcissist. He reads this thread.
Are there any clips of Maldy talking about Linux? Proficiency with Linux is basically a requirement for hacking and I can totally see him shit talking Linux because he's too stupid to learn a new environment.
I don't know if he has talked about Linux specifically but he has a short complaining about Windows.
 
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