Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

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I'll never understand why Kiwifarms think I am things I am not 🤷🏼‍♀️ (A man, latino, mexican, fat, balding, stupid, retarded or really any other bullshit they say).
Fuck em. Let em. They can make up all the bullshit they fuckin want.
You'll never understand because you're too stupid and retarded. And because you're a balding Mexican man who can't understand English.

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I apologise, Colton. I called you a fat, gay, stupid, predictable Mexican.
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I know you are being sarcastic and continuing to to lie about me.
Again...I am fully American. What makes you evil Kiwifarmers think I am Mexican? I am white, born in USA on USA soil.
Why all of a sudden call me and your other victims Mexicans when we are white?
>Why all of a sudden call me and your other victims Mexicans when we are white?
Is the other person you're referring to the Mexican kid? You're not still in contact with an underaged Mexican... right?

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Just like how his proton pack proves he's a real Ghostbuster and his hot wheels prove he can drive.
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I only showed the script to that Cupcakes 2 My Little Pony fan script cuz it didn't matter. Nobody cares bout that project that @tweenani

I only showed the script to that Cupcakes 2 My Little Pony fan script cuz it didn't matter. Nobody cares bout that project that @TweenAnimation tried to go do
@Sparkletor 2.0, am I missing something? Did you reference Cupcakes 2 in that post? Did all the fried food and churros catch up with Colton and he had a stroke? This is completely irrelevant to anything that's been posted recently I think.

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Not the greatest hot dogs but hey...they were free. German sasuage the best tho.
U know what tastes even better...? Pussy of course :3 Would make a nice dessert treat if I could find a way to obtain a hot goth dommy mommy gf u knows.
Chick Fil A Sauce made it taste better.
These hotdoggos got no flavor to em
Now this is a man with exquisite taste. Only the finest pork slop products and Olive Garden will touch this man's lips. Truly he knows the finest of the fine things in life.
 
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In all seriousness Colton, the only outright untruth spoken here is to call you Mexican. We know you are white as rice. It's just funny as hell to watch you seethe over it.

We also know for absolute fact that you are:

A man. Genes and bones cannot lie.
Balding, we can see the receding hairline.
Fat. Not deathfat, but absolutely clinically obese.
Stupid. Stupid as all hell and you prove it daily.
Deluded. You will never get a woman of the standards you seek with what you can offer them, which is nothing. Try a trans woman.
Hateful. You admit It proudly.
Poor. You live off Mommy and govt. gibs.

As to stinky, well the jury's still out on that one. We can't smell you through the Internet. (thank fuck) We can only go by past reports, and they lean towards the stank, especially with an axe wound stinkditch where manhood once lay.

So overall Colton, we do not lie about you much at all. You are just truly a terrible, miserable example of a human being.
 
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In elementary school, he was in special ed, where he was ranked consistently as a level 1 student, which was reserved for the worst-behaved or laziest students. Level 1 students were usually isolated from the rest of class where they had to do school work at their own tiny desks in a corner instead of participate in any group activities or talk to any classmates. In addition, level 1 students couldn’t go on field trips or have any other special privileges. Level 3 students were the good students who had all the privileges, and level 2’s were still basically good enough. In a class of 20 or 25 or so, only one other student, a very low functioning autistic boy, stayed at level 1 for an extended period of time. It is generally really hard to get down to a level 1 in that school.
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I would argue we also have proof he's retarded. A level 1 retard.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
Showing his ignorance again. Not all Mexicans are Latino, bigot. There are white Jamaicans and black Germans.
Colton lives in a very, very small world.
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The US Census Bureau does not recognize Hispanic as a race like Asian, Black, White, etc, but rather as an ethnicity. Thus, one can be whiter than Bill Clinton's ass and still be Hispanic.

Those whom our friend calls Chupapis, being of a Hispanic cultural background and whose ancestors hailed from Europe, are identified by the census bureau as Hispanic White.

TL; DR: Chupais are ypipo!
 
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Well then there we go. Since Colton must therefore be Hispanic White, we do not lie about him in a single matter!

Colton, you have publicly libeled the good and honest folk of Kiwi Farms by calling us liars on a public website. I demand an apology on behalf of us all or we WILL sue your ass and make sure you enjoy prison like a true stalker child should!

This is why your life is already over. Wait for the knock.
 
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>Every cell in my body is female and I got a birth certificate to back that up and my ID
That is some high grade copium. Sorry to tell you, that isn't how cells work. This is particularly funny to me because of your feelings on the bible.
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This obese, balding, intellectually deficient man of Mexican descent can easily prove us wrong with a genetic test. Genes in every cell of his twisted, mutilated body scream MALE.
 
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The seething is ramping back up. Colton was a little quiet for a bit, a little impotent seething about the farms here and there, but nothing really worth mentioning.
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I think he really likes the attention his thread gets, because he's been talking about how he wants a Kiwi Farms coin like CWC
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How come Chris Chan @CPU_CWCSonichu gets a collectible silver coin of himself and I don't? It would be nice to find a way to monetize lolcowdom like he has to make being a lolcow in my favor and take the power back from the evil Kiwifarmers.
Lol I seriously want that coin

I want my own coin

I don't get what is Kiwifarms thing for calling me a fat balding retarded mexican man is for. None those statements are true.
Also for fun I'm lookin up how to commission my own silver coin cuz @CPU_CWCSonichu has one too. But prob too expensive
Sorry buddy, you're just not that interesting. If you did more than just repeat "I'M NOT A MAN" over and over again, maybe you could get a coin.

It turns out Colton doesn't just obsessively watch his own thread though, he's also watching Zoey's thread.
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Hey! Ma! Look! I'm in the retarded Mexican man's tweet!
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Lol that's bullshit

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Yes Colton, that's what your problem with meeting women is. You don't have a fursuit. :story: Did Colton finally admit he was fat?
 
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I'm just surprised Colton didn't think of/try this already. Bronys were always furry-adjacent and in a big ol' furpile no one knows you are a fat, balding possibly white-Hispanic man without a penis.

Correction: in hindsight I'm not surprised at all, because Colton is also retarded.
 
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I'm just surprised Colton didn't think of/try this already. Bronys were always furry-adjacent and in a big ol' furpile no one knows you are a fat, balding possibly white-Hispanic man without a penis.

Correction: in hindsight I'm not surprised at all, because Colton is also retarded.
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Furrydom is like 99% troons and men and we all know what a hypocrite Colton is in his refusal to date other men larping as women. Colton will get his own commemorative coin before he gets pussy. I seriously doubt he could even find a prostitute who would bang him.
 
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And just like that we are back to full sneed!
Amanda, I am making the same offer I believe I have tried to make you before. I will happily stop laughing at your unhinged twitter posts and cease reposting them, under the conditions that you admit that this thread started because you tried to harass @Assistant Manajerk by posting his phonebook here and apologize to him. On top of this, I will add that I will apologize for upsetting you. It's a pretty sweet deal, since all you have to do is admit you lied and were wrong. If you truly want a KiwiFarms apology, here's a chance for one.

Colton is upset that he's still being laughed at, I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt here and say twitter fucked up the order of these posts.
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But I guess it is what it is cuz it's not like they'll ever stop n aplogise to all their many victims. Nobody ever said sorry to @sonichu

In Oregon and that I am born a female and have always been a legal resident of the United States Of America or orherwise known as the land of the yehaws lol.

The evil Kiwis are so desperate to poke me for any attention I can possibly give them that they are now and still are screencapping irrelevant bullshit from my Twitter to further make mockery of me.They are also still falsely calling me by my dead mame.

Pretty sure it's illegal or at least should be illegal to deadname trans people or purposely misgender them but sadly the USA doesn't have Canada as the 51st state yet and we also sadly do not have that sweet n juicy luxurious free healthcare that I ever so crave.

Free housing and transportation would be nice too tbh. Glad the Tesla Robotaxis are comin out now. Tesla's are currently the best cars ever these days and I can't understand the baseless hate for em.

Kiwifarms really has nothin better to do than to trash talk innocent trans people and disabled people for no good reason other tham to be mean and cruel and make our lives absolute hell when we did nothin to deserve it.

It's true what they say that Kiwifarms is a terrorist organization and/or crime ring that operates worldwide and is nearly ran by anons or people hiding in plain sight who think they are untouchable like Joshua Connor Moon/@null @Null

But I guess it is what it is cuz it's not like they'll ever stop n aplogise to all their many victims. Nobody ever said sorry to @CPU_CWCSonichu and meant it...but at same time Chris doesn't deserve it when I actually do cuz I never did a goddamm thing wrong in my life...

Cuz aa far as u all knows...DA BAT IS ALWAYS RIGHTS YA KNOWS!!! 😌👍🏻 Mhhhmph! Thats be how its is chu knows. 😏
What a mess. He tags :null: but it is actually some random dude named null on twitter. Colton this is his twitter https://x.com/XJosh
>they'll ever stop n aplogise to all their many victims.
I've made my offer buddy. The choice is yours.
>it's illegal or at least should be illegal to deadname trans people or purposely misgender them
What if someone misgenders or deadnames a FtM trans person? Is that also illegal Colton? Or does it not apply because they're a "ruined 👩"?
>sweet n juicy luxurious free healthcare that I ever so crave.
Something about this makes my skin crawl and I can't figure out why.
>It's true what they say that Kiwifarms is a terrorist organization and/or crime ring that operates worldwide and is nearly ran by anons or people hiding in plain sight who think they are untouchable like Joshua Connor Moon
:story:

Colton also went off about his black ex girlfriend again name censored on site, it's in the post/archive. NYPA
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My meth head n!g ex is outta jail now sadly and got cleared of all charges and her case was dismissed. Damn...her crazy continues, I was hoping she would had stayed there. I remember I told her she will never change before never speaking to her again. She'll never learn.
Still bet it was her own fault knowing her. Still hilarious she was locked up like the bad lil n!g she is for a few months until today. Bet her ass has no place to go cuz nobody even including me wants to put up with her bullshit. She loves to lie and make up fake SA stories.
Luckily none those fake SA stories were aimed at me cuz I would never and I treat other women with love, appreciation and respect.
That crazy bitch didn't love me. She used me. Or at the very least she did before she went completely crazy that is.
I honestly hope [Ex's Name] doesn't try to reach in contact with me again. She was a nightmare of a girlfriend. She is a good example of why you shouldn't race mix.
>Luckily none those fake SA stories were aimed at me cuz I would never and I treat other women with love, appreciation and respect.
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>I honestly hope [Ex's Name] doesn't try to reach in contact with me again.
You're poor, you're now a "woman", and you're unpleasant to interact with. What could you possibly offer her that would make it worth her contacting you?
 
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Something about this makes my skin crawl and I can't figure out why.
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I'd imagine it's that same drooling rapey "lol jk, unless???" posting style, like anytime he talks about eating pussy. 🤮

It makes you want to skin yourself just for having read it.

What fucks with me is the idea of, he's probably got a tiny circle social media wise. Does his family, let alone his mother, see him post shit like that? I dunno about y'alls moms but mine would shoot me dead.

THANKS FOR THE FREE HOTDOGS RETARD CHRISTIANS, YOU KNOW WHAT TASTES EVEN BETTER? SWEET PUSSY YUM YUM
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What fucks with me is the idea of, he's probably got a tiny circle social media wise. Does his family, let alone his mother, see him post shit like that? I dunno about y'alls moms but mine would shoot me dead
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His mom lets him keep horse penis shaped soap in the guest bathroom. From what I've read, she kind of sees him as a lost cause and just lets him fuck up his own life because she knows he's not going to amount to anything anyways. She just lets her grown ass manchild son live in the basement and play Hot Wheels and eat tacos all day.
 
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Another day another seethe. Ex's name redacted cause NYPA
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You evil Kiwifarmers will never see me aplogise to the fat obese Christian who wrongly made me a Kiwifarms victim as I did nothing wrong in my entire life and he lied about me to get me banned from @everfree

I am not born a male. My birth certificate says so. I am not some manchild who plays with toys or Hot Wheels all day, I just collect them.

I will always double down and say you should get a woman drunk so she'll fuck you. That's why people go to bars and clubs is to meet people to go fuck n make friends who like same music you do (goth). That's why I go. Idgaf if Kiwifarms or anybody else hates my answer.

As for my n!g ex gf [Ex's name]...that whore is poor as fuck too just like me. She is also on disability for something. She always had mental issues being insane unlike myself cuz I have never unlike Kiwifarms lies bout n claims I do.

Trans stuff only works one way for mtf and not ftm. Those are just very sad ruined 🚺. With mtf...ur only setting yourself up for improvements cuz transwomen can pass as cis with enough time/money/effort n support. A ruined 🚺 on testosterone will still look n act like a ruined🚺

A ruined 🚺 never loses her female mannerisms or glossy estrogen filled eyes. Their veins look gross and unnatural with the testosterone poison they got running through them that they put themselves through.
>I am not born a male. My birth certificate says so.
Yeah but what do your chromosomes say?
>I am not some manchild who plays with toys or Hot Wheels all day, I just collect them.
I'm not seeing a difference here. You're just a manchild that collects hotwheels and not a manchild that plays with them?
>I will always double down and say you should get a woman drunk so she'll fuck you.
Are you real? Is this a joke? This has to be a troll. There's no way someone would unironically publicly say this repeatedly. Even if you argued this wasn't date rape, you're still saying you can't attract a woman while she's sober.
>She always had mental issues being insane unlike myself cuz I have never
Please see the previous quoted statement. That entire chain of tweets is proof of mental illness.
>trans stuff
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>glossy estrogen filled eyes.
Is this a thing? Colton how do you possibly keep saying even more creepy shit.

Weirdly, Colton spent a load of time lusting after men. I'll spare the screenshots, but here's something interesting. Did we know Colton's height previously? Turns out Colton is 5'11.
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It seems Colton has given up on being a "lesbian" and would prefer to date his fellow "ruined 🚹". That's a 2023 picture of a tranny that he's replying to to lust after.
 
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