Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[mister davenport]

I'd rather he'd be put down.

Andy cannot ever be left near children in any way. He is ,Honestly, one of the most dangerous and successful (he is living a assisted facility with 24/7 carers) current lolcows.

His name will appear in the news and Wikipedia one of these days, and not for good reasons.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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Andy is posting to his community tab. More videos on the way?

talks about shit and butts twice
doesn't mention bathing once.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

May be exposing myself as a newfag but how come nobody has beaten this guy?

According to Andy the inmates beat him up several times when he was in jail and the guards allowed it.
According to Andy.
He also said they would only give him two pullups a day and wouldn't diaper him. So he apparently laid on a plastic mattress covered in his own excrement every night. The inmates complained of his smell. I assume the beating was administered while they forced him into the showers. That explains why the guards didn't stop it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is absolutely why Baby Amdy avoids nursing home confinement even though on the surface this makes no sense; there would be actual, literal 24x7 care (or at least people on shift 24x7). But!

If Andy were in a full-on nursing home he'd still be able to do some manipulation; behavior contracts and planning take a bit, and there are always a couple of bleeding hearts or newbies who are susceptible to staff-splitting.

The true horror is that if he were no longer in charge of his own medications, they'd put objective parameters on his laxatives. Looks like you had four BMs recorded today; no senna tonight!

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

Ok. 30 days of jail time hypothetical. Would you rather be locked in a cell with andrew shitting everywhere and demanding you clean it/him or be constantly on edge around a crazed crack addict who has a plastic meal tray shiv that nobody else can see but you (it can stab you) also if it gets broken it returns to the crack wizard and reforms? Andrew gets 5 minutes alone with your food every day. Im picking ten crack heads fuck it

 

[MegaFaggot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AndrewDitc...mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

He's malding and checking reddit again.

 

[pooterino]

Tempting as it may be to beat him down with some sort of force multiplier, Andy is someone I'd never want to have an empty hands encounter with.

That and I’m pretty sure no one wants to come in contact with him on the account of his weird smell.

If you do it, you risk getting injured, or getting shit on yourself.
You're also likely to be judged by people who don't know he's faking. Like, how dare you punch a helpless retard! And he's going to call the cops and press charges, and no one should go to jail because of Andy.

I generally never fedpost but I'll make an exception for Amdy. Gimme an old-school rubber truncheon and ten minutes with him in a room with no cameras and I bet I could at least get him to knock off threatening APS or other workers over the phone for a while. Yes, the chance of getting hurt is high. The chance of getting smeared in shit is extremely high. The chance of nearly gagging at his smell is probably close to 100%. But still, I think it might be worth it in the long run, mentally speaking.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Ok. 30 days of jail time hypothetical. Would you rather be locked in a cell with andrew shitting everywhere and demanding you clean it/him or be constantly on edge around a crazed crack addict who has a plastic meal tray shiv that nobody else can see but you (it can stab you) also if it gets broken it returns to the crack wizard and reforms? Andrew gets 5 minutes alone with your food every day. Im picking ten crack heads fuck it

The crackhead may or may not try to shank you if he somehow thinks you are holding.

Andy WILL fuck with your food and at the very least give you a brutal e.coli infection, as well as reek like an open sewer and babble like a retard at you.

It's not even a contest.

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

The crackhead may or may not try to shank you if he somehow thinks you are holding.

Andy WILL fuck with your food and at the very least give you a brutal e.coli infection, as well as reek like an open sewer and babble like a retard at you.

It's not even a contest.

hmmmmm.. any suggestions to balance it out? Humans can withstand a few shanks im sure the guards would come and bandage you up before sending you back in to hell. Andy is such a strange enigma of terror, its hard to know what really fits on "his" level of horror.

 

[The Un-Clit]

hmmmmm.. any suggestions to balance it out? Humans can withstand a few shanks im sure the guards would come and bandage you up before sending you back in to hell. Andy is such a strange enigma of terror, its hard to know what really fits on "his" level of horror.

Maybe if the stabby crackhead was also an apprentice Booty Warrior and if he didn't try to stab you for drugs he thinks you have, he will hold the knife to your throat and give you a dry cornholing instead.

That's the kind of horror it would take to even consider sharing a cell with The Poopsquatch who has access to your food as an alternative.

 

[pyrinyx]

I generally never fedpost but I'll make an exception for Amdy. Gimme an old-school rubber truncheon and ten minutes with him in a room with no cameras and I bet I could at least get him to knock off threatening APS or other workers over the phone for a while. Yes, the chance of getting hurt is high. The chance of getting smeared in shit is extremely high. The chance of nearly gagging at his smell is probably close to 100%. But still, I think it might be worth it in the long run, mentally speaking.

Broken people need broken solutions.

So I wouldn't go straight to just beating Andy within an inch of his life. I'd want him tied down to a chair, heavily tied down. I'm going to want to test how well he'll love the idea of shit. I'll just find and gather around a bunch of fat people in general. I'll go order them to stand in a line and when they need to take a really big dump, I'll order them to drop their pants and take a dump on Andy. Wet, smelly, drench kind of shit all over Andy. See how he likes it.

And I'll keep him tied down too, so that when he shits himself which will be inevitable, there'll be no one to change him. He'll just keep getting dumped on as he sits there crying and screaming about how there's no one to wipe his ass as he probably starts to choke and vomit over the strong aroma of shit that now is around him. Then when it is all said and done and I run out of fat people to keep sending in, I'll let him sit there until the fucker pass out and presumably die from it.

 

[A-Stump]

Broken people need broken solutions.

So I wouldn't go straight to just beating Andy within an inch of his life. I'd want him tied down to a chair, heavily tied down. I'm going to want to test how well he'll love the idea of shit. I'll just find and gather around a bunch of fat people in general. I'll go order them to stand in a line and when they need to take a really big dump, I'll order them to drop their pants and take a dump on Andy. Wet, smelly, drench kind of shit all over Andy. See how he likes it.

And I'll keep him tied down too, so that when he shits himself which will be inevitable, there'll be no one to change him. He'll just keep getting dumped on as he sits there crying and screaming about how there's no one to wipe his ass as he probably starts to choke and vomit over the strong aroma of shit that now is around him. Then when it is all said and done and I run out of fat people to keep sending in, I'll let him sit there until the fucker pass out and presumably die from it.

Nigger what the fuck is wrong with you

I'm sure in your head all of that sounded cool. It's just profoundly strange and you should feel like a giant idiot

 

[pyrinyx]

Nigger what the fuck is wrong with you

I'm sure in your head all of that sounded cool. It's just profoundly strange and you should feel like a giant idiot

Faggot, read my first line. God damn faggots trying to sound morally righteous. Look where you are, you dumb son of a bitch.

 

[A-Stump]

Faggot, read my first line. God damn faggots trying to sound morally righteous. Look where you are, you dumb son of a bitch.

Yeah because you definitely need to be morally righteous to think some guy's poop fantasy story is retarded as fuck

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Broken people need broken solutions.

So I wouldn't go straight to just beating Andy within an inch of his life. I'd want him tied down to a chair, heavily tied down. I'm going to want to test how well he'll love the idea of shit. I'll just find and gather around a bunch of fat people in general. I'll go order them to stand in a line and when they need to take a really big dump, I'll order them to drop their pants and take a dump on Andy. Wet, smelly, drench kind of shit all over Andy. See how he likes it.

And I'll keep him tied down too, so that when he shits himself which will be inevitable, there'll be no one to change him. He'll just keep getting dumped on as he sits there crying and screaming about how there's no one to wipe his ass as he probably starts to choke and vomit over the strong aroma of shit that now is around him. Then when it is all said and done and I run out of fat people to keep sending in, I'll let him sit there until the fucker pass out and presumably die from it.

Well, that was upsetting to read.

 

[cryptidfuck]

Autistic burnout

I was searching the farms to hopefully get support for such, maybe some advice (weird thing to ask I know), and seeing Andy claim "autistic burnout" just..makes me feel disgusted. This isn't your everyday burnout.

I'm so fucking tired, dudes.
Showering, eating and even getting dressed is hard, when your brain and body shut down to tune out the neurotypical world to try and reboot itself. It takes days, weeks - sometimes months to get out of the mental loop. And it hurts. Physically you're tired, mentally you're frazzled and emotionally you're a wreck. It isn't something to casually say you "have".

And seeing this fucknugget claim it? Disgusting.

Edit: a word

 

[Fetid Queef]

Broken people need broken solutions.

So I wouldn't go straight to just beating Andy within an inch of his life. I'd want him tied down to a chair, heavily tied down. I'm going to want to test how well he'll love the idea of shit. I'll just find and gather around a bunch of fat people in general. I'll go order them to stand in a line and when they need to take a really big dump, I'll order them to drop their pants and take a dump on Andy. Wet, smelly, drench kind of shit all over Andy. See how he likes it.

And I'll keep him tied down too, so that when he shits himself which will be inevitable, there'll be no one to change him. He'll just keep getting dumped on as he sits there crying and screaming about how there's no one to wipe his ass as he probably starts to choke and vomit over the strong aroma of shit that now is around him. Then when it is all said and done and I run out of fat people to keep sending in, I'll let him sit there until the fucker pass out and presumably die from it.

You've been thinking about this for awhile, haven't you?

 

[Ultra Negro]

I wish there were more real-life stories from people encountering Andy. Not poop touchers, but stories from his hometown, his neighborhood, people who might have worked with him, people who saw him at that trip to the zoo- people who don't have to consider HIPAA regulations or anything like healthcare workers would.

Anyway, I was wondering why he was putting up so many new videos all at once, especially with the 2 party consent thing in PA. He says in one of the videos that a police officer told him it was legal to record a crime. Maybe he sees that as a loophole: he just says he's being abused, so he's recording his abuse.

 

[JumpingJackFash]

If Andy (Dear God forbid) actually destroys some child's innocence do you think that will finally be the last straw for Tom and Joe? Tom despite it all somehow still loves his son and that in of itself is tragic. Its on the same level of sadness as Bob Chandler. There are limits to a parents love though. The shame brought on an already humiliated family and the horror of violating some poor kid will be Tom's point of no return.

 

[Mike Ditch's Poop Stick]

Broken people need broken solutions.

So I wouldn't go straight to just beating Andy within an inch of his life. I'd want him tied down to a chair, heavily tied down. I'm going to want to test how well he'll love the idea of shit. I'll just find and gather around a bunch of fat people in general. I'll go order them to stand in a line and when they need to take a really big dump, I'll order them to drop their pants and take a dump on Andy. Wet, smelly, drench kind of shit all over Andy. See how he likes it.

And I'll keep him tied down too, so that when he shits himself which will be inevitable, there'll be no one to change him. He'll just keep getting dumped on as he sits there crying and screaming about how there's no one to wipe his ass as he probably starts to choke and vomit over the strong aroma of shit that now is around him. Then when it is all said and done and I run out of fat people to keep sending in, I'll let him sit there until the fucker pass out and presumably die from it.

I tend to find that as time goes on, I witness more and more visibly autistic people hitting "Post Reply" to a retarded diatribe that marks the frequently MATI. I suppose there is a specific drive as a retard to call out Andrew for being a faker, but Christ, have some message discipline some of you, please. We all hate Andy and want to see him with a pair of shiners, you aren't special for creating rants at him to giggle at, just more emotional labor from others wasted for him.