I really think that timeline is hilarious as a concept. Sam Hyde throws it all away to personally Chris Benoit the Jomhas and then goes to prison forever, all because Ian failed to punk him and he finds Anisa to be really annoying and sinister. Why would he do this? Who knows. Is it a better timeline than ours? Probably.
There are better odds of him actually killing Hassan and wearing his skin than him cutting it all down for Anisa. Only an insane mind would ever fear that to be even possible, let alone an active threat.
If any Internet Celebrity kills them, it's probably gonna be H3.