LMFAO this mad lad actually did it. Things are bad in Canada, but I didn't think they were so bad that poverty or homelessness here is worse than fleeing to fucking Syria. Hell, maybe the homeless would all be self-deporting to Syria if they could continue collecting their Canadian tugboat to stay afloat over there, which compared to what is spent on the homeless issue now without improving anything, is an idea so retarded that it might work.
I truly believe that Chantal really did this because she has exhausted every other financial resource she could possibly exploit in order to continue eating as much (mostly takeout) as she does while still dedicating the bulk of her day to "seal time". She fucked up her bankruptcies bad enough that she can't eat herself to death on credit again (yet), her family can't or won't support her without strict conditions with regards to her behavior, Peetz is tapped dry, and she absolutely sucks at trying to wring money out of her Youtube viewers. She can't restrain herself from splurging on food delivery, cannabis, and Amazon junk if it's available, but her dwindling income can't be stretched far enough to indulge her addictions while covering necessities because Canada's cost of living has gotten so high. What is a lazy, defiant retard to do when facing this dilemma? Make a perverted 80 IQ brown love scammer your butler and relocate with him to Syria, obviously.
I'll reiterate what I said a few weeks ago, because imo the comment aged well:
I am convinced that you could air drop Gunt into just about any human settlement on the planet and she would perceive literally zero difference apart from local density of available fast food options.
I just hope the cat is safe and sound through all this. The other two can get fucked, I cant stand her fake ass and her "dude" reminds me of every other desperate arab trying anything to get papers.
It figures that the one time it might've been appropriate to board or rehome a cat is the time Gunt brought it with her. She did somehow manage to wind up with a dedicated ween in the Kuwaiti cat rescue community, though, so she really couldn't abandon or surrender Julia without risking what would essentially be a repeat of the FFG/BBJ situation. So now Julia gets to try and avoid asphyxiating on Gunt fumes in a filthy 100 degree shithole with no air conditioning where she has a non-zero possibility of getting eaten. If only Smokey could understand the 500 lb bullet he just narrowly dodged.
Don't forget she already complained Salad boy has very bad BO.
Seriously, she said that? Not that I doubt it's true, I can pretty much smell him through the screen, but I find it surprising that Chantal could possibly notice it with the intensity of her own ungodly stank.
The dealer didn’t want the risk of Syria happening to the car. He can always lease it again, shrapnel damage is forever. Although the idea of seeing that car in Syrian war footage is funny
Again, are we sure they could even lease it again with the stank clinging to the interior? I know Seinfeld did it but I'm not even joking, I honestly believe it is probably so bad that completely eliminating the smell is impossible. At the very least they'd have to lease it at a hefty discount to make it affordable at slave labor wages to some pajeet who doesn't smell much better.
Yeah because she still owns him. He needs her money. All those 1000's of SYP she held up in the video are from her. She has been giving him money and supporting him for almost 3 years. Has this worked out for him? Not really, she's made his life substantially worse, but he's hoping through the grief and misery she puts him through the pay off will be big.
I agree with the others who are thinking Salah's family/friends/business connections want him there because they plan on exploiting the economic situation somehow. It's possible that they were never repaying Chantal's bankruptcy at all, but trying to save as much money as possible anticipating the fall of Assad, until they got together a large enough sum to afford to set up something that they expect to eventually provide a massive return on their investment. It probably wouldn't take much with how far the dollar goes there right now and how desperately Syria needs investment to start rebuilding any kind of economy. Maybe once Salah realized Canada was unlikely he stuck with the Gunt anyway because he needed her money to get in on the ground floor of Syrian reconstruction. He and Chantal aren't in it for love, it was all an autistic get-rich-quick scheme. I cannot wait to see how this plays out.
