Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 196 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 774 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 451 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 490 20.5%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,386
Shout out to the brave parrot who tried to rid the world of Anisa Jomha. :semperfidelis:Parrots make it very obvious when they want you to fuck off and leave them alone, either by puffing up their feathers or pinning their eyes. If this dumb cunt was the parrot whisperer she tries to LARP as, she should've seen the bite coming.

Anusa also claimed during the episode that she had a pet parrot when she was younger. That poor bird must have really suffered, because there's no way such a lazy piece of shit could've taken proper care of such a high-maintenance animal.
When I saw the pic she posted with the parrot, I thought she was lucky it didn't bite her on the face. I'd never stick my face into the face of an unfamiliar animal, whether that be a dog, parrot, anything really.
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  • "I got bit by a parrot so hard I almost fainted." - Anusa forces the attention back on herself.
  • Story about going to an animal sanctuary. The parrot
  • "I know, with parrots, when they bite....I should have done what I was trained to do." - Anus.
  • "I just lied down in the middle of the pathway." - Anus.
As a parrot owner...
The only thing you should do is try not to react. Some parrots see the reaction from that as a game, and they'll do it just to get you to react.
But it sounds like it was a hard bite, and it can be painful (my fucker can draw blood), but she would've known if it was an aggressive bird... Like, parrots have body language for, "stay the hell away."
 
  • Anusa says the guy knew the JRE episode where they were mentioned.
  • An alleged lightning storm was threatening to capsize the boat, so the guy brought them back.
The guy mentioned liking Joe Rogan and Anissa saw that as a chance to get attention.
"We were totally mentioned on an episode of Joe Rogan!"
"Oh wow that's crazy! (*Whispers to self* how do I get these crazy drug addicts off my boat?) Oh shit here comes a storm we have to go back to shore I guess darn, just when things were getting fun!"

There's no way that's he didn't immediately clock them as psychos and subtly end the fishing trip at that moment, is just too perfect lol
 
  • They took their dogs to a small town to relax, ended up walking their big dog to exhaustion and needed to drive 2.5hours to the nearest emergency vet.
  • Anusa interrupts Ian to make him tell the hilarious part of the story, which was the vet asking over the phone if the dog was fat and farting. This was very funny to Anusa as the vet was asking for symptoms of bloat which can be fatal, so she was also taking it super seriously.
Cute that she can be giggling at over-exerting her dog. If she had the wrong political opinions, her "friends" would accuse her of almost killing the poor dog.
There isn't a funny thing I can remember the day my dog was very sick, bloated, and needed to go to the hospital. :(
Anusa giggles about someone who superglued their hamsters eyes closed.
What the fuck...? She shouldn't be allowed within 50 feet of any animal.

This bitch is evil and makes me MATI.
 
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Can someone get these poor refugees a table and chairs already?

I'm skimming through this now on kemono and it's hard to find frames where Ian looks even remotely content with the situation.
I've been to legit crack apartments that looked less bleak than their setup. How hard can it be to move a desk and some chairs to the basement? Ian looks like he's about to kill himself, like in pretty much any picture of the last ~4 years. Grim existence.
This is going to end with Ian killing himself.
Man, i can honestly see it, he seems to get more miserable by the day, the dam will break eventually. Let's wait for the canadian winter to hit.
Anusa says she hated Uncut Gems
Pure fucking pleb taste.
 
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Anusa wants everyone to watch Waiting with Ryan Reynolds because it reminds her of being a server.
Man I can only imagine the pearl clutching they'd do if they ever get around to it. That movie is the epitome of early 2000's raunchy comedy. If a joke can be made it makes it. I can just imagine them going over the movie stopping every few seconds to say this is problematic add nothing else but virtue signalling for an hour or two.
 
This is going to end with Ian killing himself.
This will end with Ethan chucking both of them straight into an oven so they understand the plight of his people.

Can someone get these poor refugees a table and chairs already?
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I'm skimming through this now on kemono and it's hard to find frames where Ian looks even remotely content with the situation.
They still dont have a fucking chair!? holy shit how can you suck more than fucking Ethan Ralph, the pig after all that shit at least has a chair were to fall from. Also the ambience plus the yellow tint makes it look more and more like the found footage of a serial killer filming his victims before brutally murdering them.
 
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they went on a fishing expedition with some guy, Anusa cackles away that he was an anti-vaxxer joe rogan fan
This fucking bitch just can't help it and shit talk literally anyone trying to be nice to them:
>Sam Hyde who wanted to help them with Creator Clash
>Ethan Klein who was their friend
>Their coaches from Creator Clash
>Donut Operator who wanted to take them to a shooting range to have fun
>And now this random ass dude who just wanted to take them on a fishing trip
Who knows what she's been saying about Max and Joji off-camera.
 
New fighter joins Creator Clash 3, and she is no other, than Anisa's gal pal from Austin, Peachjars: (a)
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She got the event place wrong...
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I'll be shocked if CC3 actually happens. I'm not particularly sure why they're continuing the brand either since it's a detriment at this point.

It's not like it has any assets, does it? Maybe the name is on all the paperwork for the licenses and whatnot and it's too much of a pain in the ass to change that?
That's always been the problem with Creator Clash. Combat sports sell the best when people actually hate each other or one of the fighters, or at the very least, play up their "feuds" with kayfabe. Hell pro wrestling is built on that idea. KSI gets that which is why (at least last I checked) his events are successful. Creator Clash on the other hand doesn't wanna be toxic and wan
The issue lies with any celebrity combat event for that reason. Any competition where you have absolute novices not going 100% is brutal to watch, but especially if it's a combat sport. Celebrity boxing wasn't a new concept whatsoever. TV networks treat that shit like the entertainment industry treats 3D. They'll roll it out once every decade or so, no one gives a shit, and then they immediately kill it until they try to roll it out again in a decade.
So some guy was nice enough to spend some time with them on a boat and they procede to trash him? They do realise he is going to find out and so will everyone in that area, right? I bet they didnt say shit to him about this during the trip because they are fucking cowards.
It's called empathy you incel edgelord. Maybe you should try it sometime???
 
Anusa talks about watching Full-Court Miracle as a child and seething that the Jewish kids won the game.
You can't make this shit up, but it's Anisa Jomha, ofc
"I know, with parrots, when they bite....I should have done what I was trained to do." - Anus.
This sounds like a TLC show bit
They took their dogs to a small town to relax, ended up walking their big dog to exhaustion and needed to drive 2.5hours to the nearest emergency vet.
How do you as a human walk a big dog to exhaustion? Is the dog sick and low on stamina from no activity? I don't think Ian and Anisa have more walking stamina than the average dog.
 
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