YouTubers (or certain types of Youtubers) that make you irrationally angry. - Because we can never have too much seething about the current state of YouTube

[Franz Joseph]

Youtubers (Looking at you, Joseph Anderson) who do hour long video essays picking apart/shitting on something they claim to "Love".

 

[Metamorpho]

YouTubers who make thumbnails like this:

 

[am I retarded or not]

ls mark makes me pissed I actually fucking hate him and his shitty ass videos where he cries about "modern family guy" at least mr enter had funny meltdowns ls mark is just a bore who made a shitty "indie animation" show and cries about family guy characters for a living

 

[Deus Exica]

Youtubers (Looking at you, Joseph Anderson) who do hour long video essays picking apart/shitting on something they claim to "Love".

Joseph is such a cocksucker. Imagine taking anything this retard says seriously after he completely shat all over Silent Hill 2 because he was too retarded to understand the story.

He is also one of the chief reasons the souls community is so obnoxious and full of retards too stupid to use the fucking things the games give you.

 

[frozen_runner]

Given how that one guy was acquitted after shooting a prankster you might actually not.

That's one of my favorite videos of all time.

 

[Franz Joseph]

He is also one of the chief reasons the souls community is so obnoxious and full of retards too stupid to use the fucking things the games give you.

Anderson's ER video ruined the discourse of the game.

 

[skykiii]

Not sure if I get "irrationally angry" (tends to be a mood thing for me) but I recall years ago, Retsupurae did videos mocking horror lets players who act like stupid shit is the scariest thing ever.

A decade later, Retsupurae is gone but fake overblown reactions to horror games is still a thing. And so often when it happens I want to tell the player "just play the damn game and stop standing in a corner acting like you're so shocked that the scary game made a scary game noise already!" So many times I wish I could just take the controller out of their hands and just play the fucking game.

Also people who play a game with a predictale "oh somebody died isn't that so sad?" ending and legit acting like it was the most emotional thing ever.

One of my friends pointed out something he hates about the shift in Youtube: Before, it was all Angry Critics who hate everything. Now there's so much forced positivity, like people are afraid to say something was bad.

...............

Also I am so irritated that Youtube keeps recommending videos about stuff like "Why Mario 3 was brilliant!" like bitch, I don't need a millionth video where some fake gamer sucks the cock of a well-known classic game. As a matter of fact I don't really care for videos with certain words anyway because I don't want to hear some teenager who think they're the first to ever have some realization preach to me about said realization, which is probably nowhere near as deep, profound, or original as they think it is.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I don't care what anyone pro ASMR says, it's always been a pervert thing. They're free to feel otherwise I'm not gonna argue with them, but it's fucking weird and always has been.

My theory is that ASMR is for the NPCs that don't have an internal monologue.

 

[SuzukaKobayashi]

I really find it annoying when any video about a specific niche topic that obviously not many people are interested in, in the middle of the video they go like "erm guys only 15% of my viewers are subscribed..." yeah dumb fag how tf do you think youtube works? Not everyone is going to subscribe to a channel for such a specific topic, they prob watched a few videos and move on. I find anyone who complains about subscribers such a whiny fucking idiot, it inclines me to not even subscribe if I end up liking the video, get raped I am MATI!

 

[Pee Cola]

Any faggot who sits in front of a softly lit wall. Bonus points if the wall is purple and/or they're sitting in front of an oversized mic (with or without a pop filter).

 

[Nikolaso]

I really find it annoying when any video about a specific niche topic that obviously not many people are interested in, in the middle of the video they go like "erm guys only 15% of my viewers are subscribed..." yeah dumb fag how tf do you think youtube works? Not everyone is going to subscribe to a channel for such a specific topic, they prob watched a few videos and move on. I find anyone who complains about subscribers such a whiny fucking idiot, it inclines me to not even subscribe if I end up liking the video, get raped I am MATI!

I've heard some youtubers say whilst they don't like preaching about subscriber numbers/graphs, they claim mentioning it 'actually works' to bring in subscribers. I have no idea how they know that. I mean, even youtube added that stupid glowing sub button whenever the word is mentioned. Do people rly lack this much free will?

 

[marvlouslie]

Any faggot who unironically do the open mouth soyface for their thumbnail, and the reaction is lukewarm at best. I HATE this fucking trend.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

I don't care what anyone pro ASMR says, it's always been a pervert thing. They're free to feel otherwise I'm not gonna argue with them, but it's fucking weird and always has been.

Spoiler: here you go, in honor of the holiday

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bossmanjack. i simply don't get it! Why do people like and encourage and support him??

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

If your channel is about rape

Yo what is up, guys, it's your boy the Rape Reviewer back at it again with another banger review for y'all. Make sure to rape that like button, and let's get it on!

On topic:
I hate those fucking zoomer commentary channels where they stand around with a mic in their hand. I watched one video about some Jayden talking about AI slop, and then I got recommended 90 more videos with other assorted Braydens and Kadens doing the exact same video, covering the exact same topic, with the exact same jokes and the exact same pictures. They even paused to sigh at similar times.

They made all these videos about AI slop without realizing that they are the slop. All of those videos were interchangeable. They were literally the same video, but with different people in them, and they were all complaining about de-personalized generic slop made by bots.

Another one: If you're doing a scripted video and you laugh, please suck-start a shotgun. There are these dumb fuck youtubers that start laughing at anything like it's the funniest shit ever, or laugh at their own jokes. If it's people talking with each other and they tell a joke and they laugh, it's okay, but if you're talking about something and the thi g you're talking about is sooooo ridiculous that you start laughing, please edit yourself out life. Put sponsorblock on yourself and get skipped over in God's youtube video.

 

[Kurohige]

Something like this resulted in the direct opposite emotional response. I like Platinum and I'll almost always listen to any video essay about it if one pops up, but there comes a point where you reach that state of "why?"

"Why am I even watching this? A cynical critique by grown man of a beloved children's game in a series he, most of his subscribers and I both treasure? There are ten things I'd rather do than listen to this."

It's a rational calm that precedes any irrational anger that might follow if I persisted.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

Youtubers that do essays on old kids media. I get it, you're a broke nigga that dosen't want a real job. Fucking losers.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Youtubers that make a perfectly fine video about XYZ random apolitical subject matter then at the last 5% of the video completely ruin everything by soapboxing about their personal politics.

99% of the time its always shitlibs who do this too. I've never seen anyone go "And remember to vote for trump to destroy the cultural marxists" at the end of a sonic review or some shit.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

narrators that sound like they were sucking cocks under a bridge minutes before recording

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

narrators that sound like they were sucking cocks under a bridge minutes before recording

I didn't notice them all sounding like Adam Eget

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

I have so little patience for over edited videos where the uploader has to have something fly across the screen every second and assault me with sound effects and references. I can't stand Youtubers interrupting themselves during a topic to insert a quotable clip from a show or movie anytime they make a point or bring something up.