Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

  • 🐕 Maintenace complete. Database is on a new RAID. Everything should load faster. Will optimize more over time.

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 408 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 116 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 142 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,630 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,914 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,243
What is that even supposed to mean? Is he insinuating that the initiative has a hidden agenda, or is he just being a passive-aggressive retard?
That's just his smug way of communicating. Passive aggressive while probably jerking off as he was writing this, thinking about how much if a massive takedown this post will be, and how all of his followers will see how much smarter he is.
 
Finland proving how based they are.

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Honestly how many extended goals do you think they colored?

bronze, silver, gold, blue, and purple now.

Also every country hit AT LEAST bronze besides these 3 losers

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https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/thresholds_en Not their fault for not hitting the threshold. Look at the signatures per capita. Higher than quite a lot of other countries.
The thresholds correspond to the number of the Members of the European Parliament elected in each Member State, multiplied by the total number of Members of the European Parliament.
 
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Let me make sure I understand this. His 10x dev gigabrained "undefeatable" anti-piracy system is a single check for a global variable that tells the guy running pirated software to issue a bug report on twitter to him so that he can "fix it" by patching the game to ban their steam account from playing the game? Why did he expect this to work (to be fair it did have a good few names in it)?
>Be Pirate
>Remove Steam achievement and client checks
>Teabag headshot furfag body

Jason's code code is like his ego, broken easily and bloated
 
I'm very late, but I just want to say that the "developer" from Rossmann's second video is dumbfucked enough to be Mald with his gay voice changer/EQ disabled. Holy shit, I fucking hate this retarded niggerfaggot so fucking much.🎩
I'm sure he's good at his job, but it does sound like a guy going "I've been a senior software architect for 40 years!" while spouting things so simple they border on platitudes. The way he just kind of dismissed Louis' point about Docker Compose bugged me greatly. The "there could be like 20 servers doing different things!" and "you expect people who won't even use linux to use Docker!?" are absurd points; the future is now, old man, Linux VMs are easy to spin up and Docker has a fucking first-party Windows GUI these days. Even the dreaded AWS people keep invoking can be reasonably mimicked on a small scale, especially if you're an autist looking to resurrect your favorite childhood comfort game. Just give your fans the client they already have and a reasonable amount of info on how the game works even if just at end-of-life and I promise with modern tech they can figure out the rest.
 
I know enough about programing to know what a switch statement is but not enough to know why its a bad thing to use for games, could someone explain?
 
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It's not looking good at all for Mald, his crybaby stream failed to peak higher than mid 5K. I was honestly surprised by that, it looks like even part of the core ferretfuckers are abandoning him. This is a complete disaster for Mald, it is shaping up to make the WoW fiasco pale in comparison.
 
I know enough about programing to know what a switch statement is but not enough to know why its a bad thing to use for games, could someone explain?
It's not inherent to all switch statements but ones written with way too many clauses which often (not always) indicates you should use a more scalable solution or a switch with one clause which is functionally a fucked up looking if block. The latter is so bad some of us are even giving Jason the benefit of the doubt thinking that there may be a translation error in the decompiled version people are looking at.
 
I'm sure he's good at his job, but it does sound like a guy going "I've been a senior software architect for 40 years!" while spouting things so simple they border on platitudes. The way he just kind of dismissed Louis' point about Docker Compose bugged me greatly. Even the dreaded AWS people keep invoking can be reasonably mimicked on a small scale, especially if you're an autist looking to resurrect your favorite childhood comfort game. The "there could be like 20 servers doing different things!" and "you expect people who won't even use linux to use Docker!?" are absurd points; the future is now, old man, Linux VMs are easy to spin up and Docker has a fucking first-party Windows GUI these days. Just tell your fans how the game's API works even if just at end-of-life and I promise with modern tech they can figure out the rest.
I'm sure he can spin up a Docker image or whatever, but even leaving all the bullshit like "rEtRoAcTiVe" aside (can you read, motherfucker?), he just keeps spouting vagueties like "20 servers", "different hardware", "third party", "people don't understand". It's like he wants to present the entire software/hardware "stack" as magic, which it obviously isn't. It's just software. Sure, maybe my grandma won't be able to run it, but you don't need to be a "software engineer with 20 years of experience to run this shit". The "licensing" "argument" is retarded beyond comrehension. Do middleware vendors want money? Yes? Then they'll fucking adapt. Holy fuck, this isn't difficult.
 
The "there could be like 20 servers doing different things!" and "you expect people who won't even use linux to use Docker!?"
It doesn't have to be easy. it has to be possible. Community will take care of it.
Also I wonder if they are scared of GPL code forcing them to open source. Corpos are notorious parasites.

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"Different hardware". Yeah I am sure most MMORPGs run on z/OS mainframes. Lmao.
 
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