Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I was watching a couple of her old vlogs and I came across these beauties. I'm trying to figure out what that big lump on her upper thigh is? It also seems as though she has cellulite on her stomach? It's all dimply.
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I was watching a couple of her old vlogs and I came across these beauties. I'm trying to figure out what that big lump on her upper thigh is? It also seems as though she has cellulite on her stomach? It's all dimply. View attachment 204084 View attachment 204085 View attachment 204078
That big lump on her upper thigh is a lymphedema pocket. Her legs are classic examples of obesity-induced lymphedema and I bet her pannus (the FUPA, the belly overhang in really fat people) is affected too, giving it that pebbled, cellulite appearance. Her body struggles to move lymph from her lower extremities and lymph fluid settles there since the body cannot remove it by circulating it back out. When you see normal weight people with enormously fat legs with lumps and absolutely no definition for ankles or knees, you are seeing someone with primary lymphedema, meaning their body has an organic breakdown in the lymphatic system.

When you see someone as fat as AmberLynn with legs that have huge lumps and fleshy hangovers (her leg tissue sags around her ankles), they've likely destroyed and scarred up their lymphatic vessels through chronic extreme obesity. AL needs to be wearing compression garments on her legs to encourage the lymph fluid to stop settling and engaging in specific types of exercises that gently encourage lymph movement. It generally doesn't work well. She faces a lifetime of springing leaks in her legs, of misshapen appearance and losing weight won't change it. I doubt pants fit her anymore but I also wonder if the reason she doesn't wear them is because her legs leak and it's easier for her to walk around nearly naked and sit on towels than to have to change her clothes when lymph fluid seeps out of her.

/sperging about lymphedema except to say to say that this is one of many reasons that AL will never recover from this obesity. Lymphedema has no cure and even if she loses tons of weight and gets skin removal she will likely need to have those lymph pockets surgically removed and there is no assurance they will not come back. She faces a life of pain and hardship because of the dietary choices she has made.
 
I didn't SS it, but in her latest snap, Dana isn't wearing pants.

That big lump on her upper thigh is a lymphedema pocket. Her legs are classic examples of obesity-induced lymphedema and I bet her pannus (the FUPA, the belly overhang in really fat people) is affected too, giving it that pebbled, cellulite appearance. Her body struggles to move lymph from her lower extremities and lymph fluid settles there since the body cannot remove it by circulating it back out. When you see normal weight people with enormously fat legs with lumps and absolutely no definition for ankles or knees, you are seeing someone with primary lymphedema, meaning their body has an organic breakdown in the lymphatic system.

When you see someone as fat as AmberLynn with legs that have huge lumps and fleshy hangovers (her leg tissue sags around her ankles), they've likely destroyed and scarred up their lymphatic vessels through chronic extreme obesity. AL needs to be wearing compression garments on her legs to encourage the lymph fluid to stop settling and engaging in specific types of exercises that gently encourage lymph movement. It generally doesn't work well. She faces a lifetime of springing leaks in her legs, of misshapen appearance and losing weight won't change it. I doubt pants fit her anymore but I also wonder if the reason she doesn't wear them is because her legs leak and it's easier for her to walk around nearly naked and sit on towels than to have to change her clothes when lymph fluid seeps out of her.

/sperging about lymphedema except to say to say that this is one of many reasons that AL will never recover from this obesity. Lymphedema has no cure and even if she loses tons of weight and gets skin removal she will likely need to have those lymph pockets surgically removed and there is no assurance they will not come back. She faces a life of pain and hardship because of the dietary choices she has made.
Could the second FUPA be cootie lymphedema?
 
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She faces a lifetime of springing leaks in her legs, of misshapen appearance and losing weight won't change it.
When you say "springing leaks", do you mean fluid will start leaking out of pre-existing wounds? Or is it more like excessive sweating in a concentrated area?
 
When you say "springing leaks", do you mean fluid will start leaking out of pre-existing wounds? Or is it more like excessive sweating in a concentrated area?
The body springs leaks. It can be because a cat punctured one of the areas kneading your lap, it can be because the collecting lymph made the skin so weak it permitted the lymph to ooze out, but it is literally that the lymph begins to leak out of you like a slowly deflating water balloon that refills itself periodically.
 
That's fucked up.
Power level but...My grandpa has that due to diabetes, but he's in his 90's. Sleeps with his feet propped up pillows, the diabetes was acquired very late in life BTW, he always worked out ate healthy and enjoyed wine. Things seemed to get screwed up when he started eating all the "sugar free" foods his doctors said were OK. They're both pillow princesses but his are those hospital grade wedges. His legs have recently swelled, and "weep" liquid from time to time. He does wear compression garments. AL should too, for sure.
 
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While averting my eyes from the horrorshow that is AL's bloated corpus, I had to laugh at the freestanding toilet roll holder. These white trash sows are so fucking lazy, not one of them can be bothered to take the empty TP core off the stand and replace it with the new roll.

I mean, that's a task you can easily do while sitting there taking a shit, and they can't even be bothered. I'm guessing this is Dana's bathroom, which means all three piggies used the shitter without changing the roll.

I also noticed the outhouse artwork on the wall behind her, to the left. How apropos, even though only Dustin stands any chance of actually fitting into one, or not falling into the hole after breaking the seat.
 
That big lump on her upper thigh is a lymphedema pocket. Her legs are classic examples of obesity-induced lymphedema and I bet her pannus (the FUPA, the belly overhang in really fat people) is affected too, giving it that pebbled, cellulite appearance. Her body struggles to move lymph from her lower extremities and lymph fluid settles there since the body cannot remove it by circulating it back out. When you see normal weight people with enormously fat legs with lumps and absolutely no definition for ankles or knees, you are seeing someone with primary lymphedema, meaning their body has an organic breakdown in the lymphatic system.

When you see someone as fat as AmberLynn with legs that have huge lumps and fleshy hangovers (her leg tissue sags around her ankles), they've likely destroyed and scarred up their lymphatic vessels through chronic extreme obesity. AL needs to be wearing compression garments on her legs to encourage the lymph fluid to stop settling and engaging in specific types of exercises that gently encourage lymph movement. It generally doesn't work well. She faces a lifetime of springing leaks in her legs, of misshapen appearance and losing weight won't change it. I doubt pants fit her anymore but I also wonder if the reason she doesn't wear them is because her legs leak and it's easier for her to walk around nearly naked and sit on towels than to have to change her clothes when lymph fluid seeps out of her.

/sperging about lymphedema except to say to say that this is one of many reasons that AL will never recover from this obesity. Lymphedema has no cure and even if she loses tons of weight and gets skin removal she will likely need to have those lymph pockets surgically removed and there is no assurance they will not come back. She faces a life of pain and hardship because of the dietary choices she has made.
Once the lympadic issues start kicking in its only a matter of time before she gets an infection from it. Its a time bomb.
 
Could the second FUPA be cootie lymphedema?

You can most definitely have lymphedema in your groin area.

This is the most horrific thing I have read in a very long time.
What can even be done about this condition? After extreme weightloss, I mean. Is this something that would be remedied by that, or is it a "you've got it forever" sort of deal?
 
This is the most horrific thing I have read in a very long time.
What can even be done about this condition? After extreme weightloss, I mean. Is this something that would be remedied by that, or is it a "you've got it forever" sort of deal?
Weight loss, drainage of the affected areas and surgery to move tissue.
 
I thought she was all about taking it slow? I have no doubt that if it was up to Amber the new girl would have already moved in. I think she's let Amber know that she's not going to rush into anything and Amber really has no choice but to go along with it when in reality is she planning their wedding already.
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I thought she was all about taking it slow? I have no doubt that if it was up to Amber the new girl would have already moved in. I think she's let Amber know that she's not going to rush into anything and Amber really has no choice but to go along with it when in reality is she planning their wedding already. View attachment 204277
I wish we had a "pathetic" rating.
 
I thought she was all about taking it slow? I have no doubt that if it was up to Amber the new girl would have already moved in. I think she's let Amber know that she's not going to rush into anything and Amber really has no choice but to go along with it when in reality is she planning their wedding already. View attachment 204277

Big Al's twitter is just filled with the most awful poetry and r/im14andthisisdeep fodder like this.
 
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