Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Al says she was blessed with writing ability ("eckspecially" poetry). Her dream is to be published one day.

 

[Xenomorph]

Al says she was blessed with writing ability ("eckspecially" poetry). Her dream is to be published one day.

Just like her idol Trish.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Al's face in your pic annoys me so much, I wanna punch her

Just for You.

Yeah, she's vile. Your pic cracks me the fuck up every time I see it.

 

[EH 110]

I love AL avatars. I made a new one last night.

Big Al, the snowman
Is 500 pounds, they say
With some holey pants and a sumo bun
Singing, "OMG, who AM I? Slay!"

 

[Xenomorph]

I love AL avatars. I made a new one last night.

Big Al, the snowman
Is 500 pounds, they say
With some holey pants and a sumo bun
Singing, "OMG, who AM I? Slay!"

"Who am I" Good question she keeps asking because she doesnt even know who she is, she just mimics other people and has no personality of her own just an amalgamation of the worst of the vlogosphere.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Al said she doesn't want to get a G Wagon because she knows she won't be able to fit in it. Aside from the cost of it, how the hell can you not reevaluate your whole fucking life when you know you won't be able to buy a car because your enormous ass probably won't be able to FIT in it!! How does that not motivate her to stick to her diet?

 

[Xenomorph]

Al said she doesn't want to get a G Wagon because she knows she won't be able to fit in it. Aside from the cost of it, how the hell can you not reevaluate your whole fucking life when you know you won't be able to buy a car because your enormous ass probably won't be able to FIT in it!! How does that not motivate her to stick to her diet?

Delusional. The HAES movement and asspatters tell her the world should change for her and her ilk instead of encouraging her to get healthier but you know personally, her attitude would be worse if she got thinner.

 

[GORL]

Al said she doesn't want to get a G Wagon because she knows she won't be able to fit in it. Aside from the cost of it, how the hell can you not reevaluate your whole fucking life when you know you won't be able to buy a car because your enormous ass probably won't be able to FIT in it!! How does that not motivate her to stick to her diet?

I'd like to see her try to step up into one.

 

[Bunny]

I really want to see her on My 600lb Life bc I want to see Dr. Now ream her while she tries to talk in circles about how she gained/didn't lose weight.

 

[haygurlhay]

You guys I think a guide to understanding Amberlynnisms would be so helpful for new viewers. I started off with a few below but I know there are plenty others!

pitchers = pictures
jewree = jewelry
propogonda = propaganda
wheel = will
aags = eggs
raped = not raped
on my own = currently in search of next caretaker

 

[EH 110]

At least AL is keeping to her word of uploading daily Monday and through Friday!
And the quality, time and effort put into her videos - WOW. Quality vlogger. Plus they're so good there is not even a need to edit them!

It's so frustrating how lazy she is. Most people work 5 days a week and those people don't get to wake up and decide they don't feel like working that day. She promises 5 videos a week and then doesn't upload the very next day. I don't even know why I watch. Without independence, she's incredibly boring. No one wants to see her sitting in her home, talking into the camera every day. Watching her eat and cackle with her equally annoying friends isn't much better. I want to see Big Al go out on some adventures alone. Her new girlfriend better make some appearances soon.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

You guys I think a guide to understanding Amberlynnisms would be so helpful for new viewers. I started off with a few below but I know there are plenty others!

pitchers = pictures
jewree = jewelry
propogonda = propaganda
wheel = will
aags = eggs
raped = not raped
on my own = currently in search of next caretaker

Here's one.

 

[haygurlhay]

Here's one.

Omg yes lol and another gem is "what have you."
Example: "Today was so busy for me. I adulted by going to Walmart and what have you."

 

[HerpDerp]

You guys I think a guide to understanding Amberlynnisms would be so helpful for new viewers. I started off with a few below but I know there are plenty others!

pitchers = pictures
jewree = jewelry
propogonda = propaganda
wheel = will
aags = eggs
raped = not raped
on my own = currently in search of next caretaker

Lezbereal = I just lied but what I'm saying now still isn't the full truth
Eksetruh = etcetera

 

[Lyssa]

New Dana snapchats, enjoy you'all

 

[Xenomorph]

You guys I think a guide to understanding Amberlynnisms would be so helpful for new viewers. I started off with a few below but I know there are plenty others!

pitchers = pictures
jewree = jewelry
propogonda = propaganda
wheel = will
aags = eggs
raped = not raped
on my own = currently in search of next caretaker

How are you doing = means nothing
Yaaas = means nothing
Elongated H's = shes fat and cant breathe
Literally = basic bitch speak
Like whaaaat? = No educational background to understand something so she makes fun of it.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Lezbereal = I just lied but what I'm saying now still isn't the full truth
Eksetruh = etcetera

uhmayzeen = amazing
thinkeen = thinking
ee-un/ee-in = eaten
kit-ten = kitten
big ale = big AL
i am not a liar = i lied (as seen in her "confessing everything i lied about" video)
I haven't ee-un all day = I ate 1 hour ago
mookbong = mukbang
decure = decor
bowl = casserole dish
plate = platter

 

[HerpDerp]

I've been cleaning all day = lezbereal...I can't even wipe my own ass

 

[PropaGONDA]

I mean I know Encyclopedia Dramatica is cancer, but I am actually surprised no one wrote a page about her yet. Even Kailyn has her own page. If only we could document all these AL-isms somewhere, lmao.

Don't forget her body language. She ALWAYS looks away/eyes shifting when she's lying, or playing with her sideburns.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

You guys I think a guide to understanding Amberlynnisms would be so helpful for new viewers. I started off with a few below but I know there are plenty others!

pitchers = pictures
jewree = jewelry
propogonda = propaganda
wheel = will
aags = eggs
raped = not raped
on my own = currently in search of next caretaker

Don't forget to REALLY emphasize the "h" and "ch" sounds!
Also: HUUURRRICE = rice
And the classic: GORL = female

I mean I know Encyclopedia Dramatica is cancer, but I am actually surprised no one wrote a page about her yet. Even Kailyn has her own page. If only we could document all these AL-isms somewhere, lmao.

Don't forget her body language. She ALWAYS looks away/eyes shifting when she's lying, or playing with her sideburns.

Don't tempt me.