Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 61 23.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.6%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 79 30.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 29 11.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 83 32.4%

  • Total voters
    256
So this is confirmation that Nick hates his mother holy projection.
Bingo! 100% projection of the deep seeded hatred of his domineering mother.
Celeste is the queen narc of the family, Bob Rekieta is just a weak willed cuck nerd like his faggot son.
This is exactly why Nick projected and blamed his dad for how he ended up. Because they're both unable to
stand up to her.
Didn't Bob work for IBM or something? He's like a Bill Gates type nerd. Could you ever see Bill Gates physically disciplining his children? His son Rory is a fucking feminist ffs! Celeste wears the pants in house Rekieta.
 
I feel bad for Aaron mostly because Nick is doing the same thing he talked about doing to Monty. With Monty he basically wanted to fuck Monty in court to the point where he would have control of him and his finances. It was bizarre then and it’s bizarre now. @Potentially Criminal might’ve been on stream for that.

Nick wants to ruin people. Financially, socially, and mentally. He has a megalomaniacal sadism that really only came out with Montagraph and it damaged him when Monty did the lawsuit right. I think it’s why he’s just trying to mudsling with Randazza in that defamation case. Aaron is a dipshit who unlike Monty did not take this seriously. Nick is a malicious cunt.

Aaron is 40 year old dipshit who’d do better selling cars and ripping people like Nick off when they try to buy a Mustang. I don’t think Kayla is a victim in this. I think she’s a drug addict (who’s still using) fuck up who’s devoting time to feeding Nick’s revenge rather than looking after her kids. Does Aaron need to learn a lesson? Yeah, Anthony Cumia is a fucking loser who got fucked by Sue Lightening (AIDS+, btw) and you shouldn’t idolize him.
 
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"had some other matters."
He's being a faggot over something.
The "It will be dealt with judiciously" makes me believe the barneswalker yelled at him for sure.

Nick is unfortunately legally barred from directly following lowtax, but if he got enough galaxy gas and a plastic bag I’m sure he could achieve a similar result
The rustang can run in the garage with the door closed while he plays his favorite music and drifts off to balldohalla.
Its probably a hell of a high too...
 
How does he manage to always look worse than the last time he was on air?
Social media is a dopamine delivery machine.
For Nick, being forced to STFU is like a heroin addict going cold turkey.

I think it's actually quite impressive that the two women on the stream were able to get the Manic Cuck of Minnesota to join them on their CUCKAMANIA show
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I just find it funny that Nick has fallen so low that he's appearing on a stream hosted by women he would have dismissed as fat and ugly back when he was in his prime.

Nick is unfortunately legally barred from directly following lowtax,
Convicted felons manage to get their hands on firearms all the time.
As much as we all make fun of Nick for having holes in his brain, I'm not willing to call him dumber than the average crip......yet.
 
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"I'm a fun guy. I'm a ton of fun"
Ol’ Balldo’s newest catch phrase is perfect for the town creep:
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“What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in trust funds! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an hero! in apprehension how like muh goo! the beauty of my balldo ! the paragon of cuckolds! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of coke? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say Toe.”
-a fun guy

ETA:
balldohalla
That’s a great word. Very Valkyrie & CHAOS focused.
 
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god i will lose even more hope i thought i didn't have in our judicial system if nick is somehow able to dodge the HRO after GOING ON STREAM ABOUT AARON TWICE WITHIN A WEEK OF BEING SERVED
for FUCKS sake he can't keep getting away with it!!
I know what you mean, but at this stage I imagine Aaron and his lawyer are just giving Nick rope to hang himself with.

If Nick breaks the HRO 3 times, he is at felony level. This stream is one. The other stream + then the X messages gets to 3, with 10 days to go.

I find it amazing that Nick has completely misunderstood no indirect contact. I mean his lawyer is a dumb dumb, but this really is bizarre.
 
Can he hurry up and donate his organs before he ruins them all? He has nothing else to offer humanity at this point and I really, really, REALLY hate his guts.
Doc: (Enters, beaming, clipboard held triumphantly) John! John, my friend! Just the man I wanted to see. Sit tight, don't move a muscle! Well, figuratively speaking, of course. You can breathe.

John: (Eyes wide, hope flickering) Doc? You look... chipper. Did my cholesterol test come back as 'surprisingly festive'?

Doc: (Chuckles, waves a dismissive hand) Better than festive, John! Better than winning the lottery at a Dennys! We have BIG news. Monumental news!

John: Don't toy with me, Doc. Is it...? The triple bypass? The new medication? Did they finally invent low-fat bacon that doesn't taste like sadness?

Doc: (Leans in conspiratorially, his smile practically blinding) John... we have a heart.

John: (Stares, mouth agape) A... a heart? You mean... the heart? My heart?

Doc: The very one! A perfect match! Healthy, strong, ideal size. The transplant coordinator just called. It's available, John. It's happening!

John: (Tears welling up, a choked sob escaping) Oh... oh my god. Doc! I... I don't know what to say! Thank you! Thank you! This is... it's a miracle! (He tries to stand, wobbles, sits back heavily). Who... who do I thank? Who gave me this... this incredible gift? I need to know their name. To honour them. To tell their family...

Doc: (Nodding solemnly, placing a comforting hand on John's shoulder) Of course, John. Of course. It's only right. Dignity, respect, gratitude. Absolutely. (He consults his clipboard, clears his throat). The donor... the selfless individual whose final, magnificent act is granting you decades more life... (He pauses for dramatic effect).

John: (Leaning forward, breathless with reverence) Yes? Who is this angel?

Doc: (Beaming proudly) His name was Nicholas Robert Rekieta.
 
It was really weird reading the thread after the initial speculation was over, it was like watching dementia patients in an assisted living home. Points being regurgitated i remember from a year ago. Nick was really wrong on that one, this thread would DIE if he left the internet, it'd be fucking done.
Also you've opened up my eyes to the truth, Nick, the fat assed gay retard does in fact want to fuck his dad. Reverse Oedipus over here.
I'll have you know I'm a HIGH-FUNCTIONING dementia patient.

Nick knows that it's illegal, he just thinks that because Pomplin didn't explicitly state that he watched cog's reupload of Nick's video on the warrant application the raid was illegal and his conviction should be overturned
He knows it's illegal, he just thinks it shouldn't be. For him anyway, his enemies absolutely should face legal consequences for exactly the same things he does.
And if it is illegal, he should still be exempted because technicalities.

And that's how he views all laws, and all consequences.
 
Nick, if you are feeling frustrated not being able to talk about Aaron then just talk about Aaron. Are you really not gonna exercise your God-given and inalienable right to free speech because a tyrannical government is threatening you with trumped up bunko charges? Don't let them tread on you, Nick. Hell, if anything, YOU should be suing the county for its abuse, not the other way around. If you really wanted to shake things up you could even get Barnes involved. Hope you had a good fourth of July with the family. Peace. PEACE.
 
After watching Nick talk about April leaving Aaron twice (Aaron Watch Party on Locals and Pretty AntiSocial), I've picked up on something.

Nick comes off as annoyed. . He keeps insisting that she shouldn't have left Aaron the way she did.

It seems as though he resentful towards her showing up with boxes of her belongings. He says we don't have room for all that stuff. "You can move into the other house, I guess?"

Ouch. That's a tad cold. I guess the honeymoon phase was over.
 
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I can’t recall who said this originally, but I definitely read that Melton has talked about Nick eating multiple dinners in one night last week.

Dinner is probably a euphemism for cock.

Knowing Nick, he’s probably teaching his daughters how to do it too.

He doesn't want his children to suffer the way that he suffered throughout his childhood.
 
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