Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Umaibae]

I haven’t seen anyone celebrating the death of those poor little girls. Maybe my corner of the internet is still pure.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Her histrionics are a joy, especially as she's alienated most of her asspatters so they really are just going in to a void of around twenty people and the Farms.

I'll bet that right now, the amount of Kiwis following her thread on here outnumber her BSky following, especially after she stupidly nuked it so she could claim that Daniel "made" her do it for Victim Points. I guess she was so used to "deleting" her Twitter account for attention that she forgot that not every site lets you do that shit on a regular basis.

The people that were retarded enough to follow her over from Twitter to BSky must have breathed a sight of relief when presented with that opportunity to finally be free of the screeching sea hag and her constant catastrophizing, demands for free money/food, or non-stop attention baiting.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I haven’t seen anyone celebrating the death of those poor little girls. Maybe my corner of the internet is still pure.

Don't read the A&N thread about it, or you'll find out our own @John Badman is actually a worse person than Becky Gerber.

 

[TismFarmer]

I mean, you're really not far off.
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Someone do a song parody of All Star for Daniel. I haven't had enough caffeine yet (fucking Daylight Saving time). Although, the first verses fit him quite well. . .

Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

*All apologies to Shrek who I don't think would neglect Zendaya into a flat head.

I came to USA
To marry a beach babe
Got cucked by a BPDemon instead...

Now I pay for the mansion
and her harem expansion
And my Baby's got a flat head...

 

[repentance]

How insane for Becky to call Daniel's girlfriend and the gf's kids his "new wife and replacement children." Those are possibly, if Daniel is serious enough about the woman, Hannah's stepsisters/stepbrothers, Becky. Stirring shit instead of coparenting amicably is bad for all the children involved in this situation.

The biggest slap in the face Daniel could deliver to Becky is marrying someone else, and he doesn't need to legally dissolve his relationship with her in order to do it. I hope that possibility keeps her awake at night.

 

[sarna]

I'll bet that right now, the amount of Kiwis following her thread on here outnumber her BSky following, especially after she stupidly nuked it so she could claim that Daniel "made" her do it for Victim Points. I guess she was so used to "deleting" her Twitter account for attention that she forgot that not every site lets you do that shit on a regular basis.

The people that were retarded enough to follow her over from Twitter to BSky must have breathed a sight of relief when presented with that opportunity to finally be free of the screeching sea hag and her constant catastrophizing, demands for free money/food, or non-stop attention baiting.

I decided to check up on Clearsky, and she has finally made it up to double-digit blocks:



Interesting cow crossover there: Rat King old-timers may remember Ellie Lockhart, batshit crazy tranny who managed to quit Twitter for a while, but appears to have gone back to his old word-vomiting habits on bluesky.

 

[Wargarbl]

Hey wait Becky made a post I agree with, stop the presses. A bunch of idiot liberals are cackling and talking about how those dead little girls from the camp in Texas deserved to die in a flash flood because Orange Man Bad. Becky, somehow, actually has the correct take: wtf does an election have to do with a natural disaster and how can anyone say kids deserved to drown because they lived in Texas?

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Alternative explanation: Becky hasn't had a sudden bout of morality, she's just engagement farming in a deeply skewed environment.

On the normie internet, gravedancing children over the perceived politics of their parents is considered vile and inhuman. On Bsky, it could very well be the majority opinion given the demographic that flooded it. In swoops contrarian Becky to start arguments with randos by taking the opposite side.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

It's almost like Daniel works Full-Time and doesn't have hours a day to sit and watch Spidey and Friends with Hah-nuh. This is so disingenuous but par for the course for Becky.



I don't believe for a minute that he spends "less than an hour a day" with Hah-nuh. I do believe that's probably how much active parenting Becky does, though.

 

[Sperghetti]

Oh stuff it, Becky.

Maybe if you also had a job or some other external obligation that you had to spend 40+ hours a week on, people would be a little more lenient with you, too.

But you don’t. You chose to be a stay-at-home mom. Your only obligation in life at the current moment is to take care of Hannah, and you paid thousands of dollars for that privilege.

By the way, is that hour a day the one where he takes Hannah outside on a walk, something she’d probably never get to do otherwise?

 

[There She Glows]

Oh stuff it, Becky.

Maybe if you also had a job or some other external obligation that you had to spend 40+ hours a week on, people would be a little more lenient with you, too.

But you don’t. You chose to be a stay-at-home mom. Your only obligation in life at the current moment is to take care of Hannah, and you paid thousands of dollars for that privilege.

She chose to be a stay-at-home bowl packer for the first year of her child's life. She is only parenting now because cuck #1 was finally forced to get a job.

 

[Shaneequa]

Hey wait Becky made a post I agree with,

from basic becky to based becky

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I think all parents have these moments of "holy shit, that thing is sentient!" but it feels like Becky has more of them than an average parent - probably because she's not paying attention.

Adding because I keep thinking of Becky's interactions with her daughter as this gif

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

It's the weed's impact on her short-term recall. "Wow, she said her first words!" .... two minutes pass ... "wow, she said her first words!"

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Maybe the baby wouldn't have been such a "potato" for this long had Becky done her duty as a mother and did more than just sink into the couch in a purple kush haze while keeping Hannah on her back like a helpless tortoise.

I'm so amused by Becky newest LARP as a competent mother, acting like doing the bare minimum makes her Mother Of The Century while Daniel is Hitler Incarnate for working to provide the money to pay for the very house she lives in and also paid for the baby she claimed she wanted.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky finds out something on her FetLife list of kinks is the second-most-common cause of stroke in women under 40.



Waiting for Daniel to be accused of trying to murder her with strangulation any day now.

 

[sarna]

Becky finds out something on her FetLife list of kinks is the second-most-common cause of stroke in women under 40.

How the fuck do you have even a poser's acquaintance with BDSM and not know this? Hell, even if you're not into kink at all, I learned it from sneaking a look at my parents' copy of The New Joy of Sex, normiest sex manual ever written, when Becky was five or six years old.

ETA: Also, cow crossover. "Anna Phylaxis" there is the troon Zinnia Jones fucked on his wedding day.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's almost like Daniel works Full-Time and doesn't have hours a day to sit and watch Spidey and Friends with Hah-nuh. This is so disingenuous but par for the course for Becky.

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I don't believe for a minute that he spends "less than an hour a day" with Hah-nuh. I do believe that's probably how much active parenting Becky does, though.

I thought Daniel’s friends had cut her off?

We all know the real reason she’s posting this is because she saw another mother complaining about dads getting disproportionately praised and thought, “Brilliant, another form of victimisation I can claim.” Then once she’d worked out which bits of the immobile mass were the couch and which were her body, she posted this.

How the fuck do you have even a poser's acquaintance with BDSM and not know this? Hell, even if you're not into kink at all, I learned it from sneaking a look at my parents' copy of The New Joy of Sex, normiest sex manual ever written, when Becky was five or six years old.

ETA: Also, cow crossover. "Anna Phylaxis" there is the troon Zinnia Jones fucked on his wedding day.

I mean, is it not common knowledge that strangling someone is dangerous?

 

[Anne Hedonia]

ETA: Also, cow crossover. "Anna Phylaxis" there is the troon Zinnia Jones fucked on his wedding day.

Off topic, but can you change your username? I really, REALLY, hate mine after realizing it’s just a (quite stupid) drag name. I just like puns.

I’ll go back to my lurking lair now, but thanks to all of you everyday!

 

[ZeroCool129]

Off topic, but can you change your username? I really, REALLY, hate mine after realizing it’s just a (quite stupid) drag name. I just like puns.

I’ll go back to my lurking lair now, but thanks to all of you everyday!

I think there is an option if you click your profile picture at the top, select account details, there should be a box for Change there

 

[TismFarmer]

I just noticed that she calls herself 'librarian of the Unseen University' here.

Sir Terry fans will know that the librarian of the Unseen University is an Orang Utan...