Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Not A Bunny]

Do you really think anyone would be able to talk her out of it, or that asking the right questions would break the spell? Once people get ideas like this in their heads there's only one outcome and it isn't a sudden change of heart.

Her? No, probably too far along.

I said specifically "intend to transition". You want to catch this stuff before it starts. After? Well, they've already taken the first step, so I'm going to guess the inclination would be to double down on rationales and give into sunken cost rather than admit to being wrong.

 

[Écho Öwl]

she is ugly and i would not have sex with her

The relevance of who you would have sex with, internet stranger, is irrelevant to the discussion at hand.

It could be reframed easily. Consider: “do not stick dick in crazy they say. I agree, and case in point Ellen page….”

 

[Judge Holden]

The relevance of who you would have sex with, internet stranger, is irrelevant to the discussion at hand.

Its a well aged forum shitpost of yore which sadly goes over the heads of whipper snappers like yourself

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Nobody should have sex with Ellen because either she would go nuts and accuse you of rape or you could break something and both will end up in ER. I think she hasn't got yet any genital surgery, but just in case.

 

[Judge Holden]

Nobody should have sex with Ellen because either she would go nuts and accuse you of rape or you could break something and both will end up in ER. I think she hasn't got yet any genital surgery, but just in case.

Speaking from the heart here, I genuinely think that having sex with "Elliot" Page would be the closest thing humanly possible to having sex with a George A Romero type zombie

Between the grease, the palpable decay of her body and mind and soul, the visible stench, and how fucking dead she looks inside no matter how hard she affects that rictus grin, she is straight up a walking corpse in terms of sexual appeal and I would judge any man or woman who chose to climb into bed with her as a nothing but a necrophile in denial

 

[LimeRikki]

she is straight up a walking corpse

Just like her career!

 

[Judge Holden]

Just like her career!

Ya know something funny that I literally just realised?

Like the literal last/second to last movie she starred in as "Ellen" Page was infact a cheap zombie movie

It gets worse though....as of literally five seconds ago I found the poster for the movie and...


This is not her, this is the other main character of the movie but JESUS the fucking forshadowing here is genuinely freaking me out

 

[NeighbourlyNun]

I'm not sure what Ellen's relationship with her parents is, but I just saw some scenes from her own movie (Close to you) and it feels like she basically hired some people to get them to say what she wanted her family to say. To be fair; it's exactly what any person who felt abandoned by their family wants to hear. It's a whole "we're so sorry, you're actually right and we were wrong" spiel.
It'd be funny to put it so blatantly in a film if it wasn't so heartbreaking.

 

[and I must scream]

As an enthusiastic steroids user myself I'd venture to say she isn't taking anything, reason for this her skin looks so tight and dry, she's chronically underweight and not a shade of facial or body hair whatsoever. I can't tell whether she's balding or shedding because of that fucking hat she always wear and her Jarhead haircut.

Now, compare Ellen to your average bald fat acne ridden pooner, unless she metabolize testosterone so badly that she has an abysmal estrogen AND dht conversion at the same time ( largely responsible for acne, water retention, hair follicle miniaturisation ), I call Ellen being on a very low dose estrogen at most.

Jesus Christ she always looks so sick, I know I'm being redundant at this point but you can not notice that, pale as fuck and that skin tight like your grandma in her 70s ( that actually suggests she took some testosterone and precipitated into menopause, that's at least plausible I guess )

I'm sure she took testosterone at some point, because her voice has become froggy - it wasn’t like that before. Whether she’s still taking it, I don't know. Maybe she's one of the minority of women for whom testosterone doesn’t improve mood, and she just felt awful taking it, so she stopped. Maybe she experienced age-related side effects from testosterone - from what I’ve seen on r/FTMOver30, blood clots are quite common - and her doctors told her to stop, so she did. Maybe she’s still taking it but is just a freak of nature. I don't know.

 

[PetiteFeet]

The relevance of who you would have sex with, internet stranger, is irrelevant to the discussion at hand.

It could be reframed easily. Consider: “do not stick dick in crazy they say. I agree, and case in point Ellen page….”

welcome to the farms, newfriend. Go lurk some more.

I'm sure she took testosterone at some point, because her voice has become froggy - it wasn’t like that before. Whether she’s still taking it, I don't know. Maybe she's one of the minority of women for whom testosterone doesn’t improve mood, and she just felt awful taking it, so she stopped. Maybe she experienced age-related side effects from testosterone - from what I’ve seen on r/FTMOver30, blood clots are quite common - and her doctors told her to stop, so she did. Maybe she’s still taking it but is just a freak of nature. I don't know.

I fully subscribe to the idea that she either microdoses T or she only got a few jabs before she called it quits because she's the type of pooner who only wants the "male" voice and none of the body hair, or the hyena clit.
She hasn't had any beard growth from the candid photos we've seen of her. She's only had fake abs (and pec implants?) and top surgery that gives away her pooner status at a visual level. Remember that a lot of the TQ+ people don't require HRT for someone to claim they're trans. That'd be gatekeeping being trans.

pink news article

 

[Judge Holden]

So I moseyed on over to reddit to see if theres any fresh thread fodder and found this pic from a month ago where she was featured on the "celebrity row" at some sportsball game


Naturally she affected her now world famous "IM SO HAPPY AND JOYFUL" greasy rictus...also check out Ro'Dan staring in silent horror to her right


Found this alternate shot on xitter

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

So I moseyed on over to reddit to see if theres any fresh thread fodder and found this pic from a month ago where she was featured on the "celebrity row" at some sportsball game
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Naturally she affected her now world famous "IM SO HAPPY AND JOYFUL" greasy rictus...also check out Ro'Dan staring in silent horror to her right
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Found this alternate shot on xitter
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Why does it looks like she's wearing a toupee.

She looks like a prepubescent Judge Holden wearing a wig.

 

[Judge Holden]

She looks like a prepubescent Judge Holden wearing a wig.

EY

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

EY

You look fine now! Don't worry!

 

[Dr. Butt]

Why does it looks like she's wearing a toupee.

She looks like a prepubescent Judge Holden wearing a wig.

No way, prepubescent Judge Holden would look and sound exactly like Ralph Wiggum.

You look fine now! Don't worry!

too late blud ur gettin goatsed right in half next time you go take a piss

 

[Judge Holden]

No way, prepubescent Judge Holden would look and sound exactly like Ralph Wiggum.

EY

 

[Dr. Butt]

EY

how is that an insult in any way

 

[LimeRikki]

So I moseyed on over to reddit to see if theres any fresh thread fodder and found this pic from a month ago where she was featured on the "celebrity row" at some sportsball game
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Naturally she affected her now world famous "IM SO HAPPY AND JOYFUL" greasy rictus...also check out Ro'Dan staring in silent horror to her right
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Found this alternate shot on xitter
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That smile looks so forced.

You know what? I'm being a little bit mean.

Page, please keep showing the world your trans joy. It's teaching so many people about the reality of what actually happens to a person emotionally inside when they transition. In every photo of you since you pooned out you have done a phenomenal job of showing the world the reality of trans joy. Keep it up, sport. You're doing the world a huge favor.

 

[NoReturn]

Ya know something funny that I literally just realised?

Like the literal last/second to last movie she starred in as "Ellen" Page was infact a cheap zombie movie

It gets worse though....as of literally five seconds ago I found the poster for the movie and...
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This is not her, this is the other main character of the movie but JESUS the fucking forshadowing here is genuinely freaking me out

Reading the description of the film also kind of says a lot I don't really think it intentionally meant to say.

 

[Sonya-chan]

So I moseyed on over to reddit to see if theres any fresh thread fodder and found this pic from a month ago where she was featured on the "celebrity row" at some sportsball game
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Naturally she affected her now world famous "IM SO HAPPY AND JOYFUL" greasy rictus...also check out Ro'Dan staring in silent horror to her right
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Found this alternate shot on xitter
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She looks like an old librarian lesbian with a huge sunburn