Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I know that "impending sense of doom" can at least be a symptom for the early stages of an heart attack, but I imagine it would apply to several medical conditions. Your body knows something is wrong and is alerting your brain, but you can't quite put it together yourself since it's too early on to feel pain = impending sense of doom.

In normal people absolutely it’s a sign of a heart attack.

For someone like Victoria it’s just a sign that she wants attention. Unfortunately in a malpractice case, the little boy pooner who cried wolf defense doesn’t usually work. Much safer to take her seriously instead of saying “your MyChart says you feel doomed every three months, yet you’re still here. I don’t think you’re doomed”.

I don’t even think it’s a panic attack with her.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I know that "impending sense of doom" can at least be a symptom for the early stages of an heart attack, but I imagine it would apply to several medical conditions. Your body knows something is wrong and is alerting your brain, but you can't quite put it together yourself since it's too early on to feel pain = impending sense of doom.

It's a classic one for pulmonary embolism and pulmonary edema. Intuitive knowledge you are starting to suffocate/drown. But obviously if someone has one of those, it become evident fairly quickly even if you don't go looking for it. It doesn't take a week thrashing around upward and downward moaning.

And even with panic disorder, most people are eager to learn from a therapist ways to identify they are having a panic attack and not actually dying. Most people would rather be able to say "oh it's that again, I'll do my breathing and take my rescue meds" instead of sitting around an ER for hours and getting poked and prodded and scolded.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Don't people who are seriously ill to the extent they might die usually make peace with death or at least feel profoundly apathetic towards it?

The people I've known who've died from a long illness have either presented themselves stoicly about it or took actions towards the end to lessen their pain i.e. swiften their deaths. There's just no energy left to fight.

I've had a handful of times I thought I might be dying and as I was losing consciousness felt either apathetic or welcoming. I have no idea how common this is and I was mentally unwell so its not really the same .

She is cheapening death, just as she cheapens life.

I started looking into the attitudes to death in the chronically ill and found this abstract stating that a small proportion of chronically ill people might prematurely accept death so not seek help when they could benefit from it. Could never be our Vicky. Another suggests there isn't much difference in attitudes to death between healthy and ill people.

I don't know why I looked, Vicky is not dying and knows she isn't.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I think she's just saying whatever she thinks a dying person should say in her position, so that she can get attention in the role of Dying Disabled Martyr. Maybe if she talks explicitly about her impending death she can squeeze out a few accolades from her followers in the replies before her latest sickness adventure fizzles out.

She's so fucking bad at this, though. If you're trying to commit to the role of someone dying in hospital, stop retweeting.

 

[fitty tucker]

She's so fucking bad at this, though. If you're trying to commit to the role of someone dying in hospital, stop retweeting.

"My cognition is failing me."
- someone whose cognition is perfectly intact (though it was shaky to begin with imo)

There was this black woman on Twitter maybe 3 years ago who would get VERY ANGRY with people when they sent her DMs or emails because she was LITERALLY DYING and didn't have time to READ YOUR MESSAGES.

I wish I could find her again. I'm guessing she's actually dead, she claimed some kind of blood cancer I think. But she was the kind of retard that ran in Vicky's circles. Angry that people DM'd her on Twitter, yet never turned off her DMs. It was fucking hilarious. I hope Vicky gets an angry black lady dying of cancer and getting emails arc.

Edit to add: Vicky doesn't understand the irony of this retweet...

 

[AfghanBlue]

She can't work out how to play sudoku? Shit me neither! Omg im terminal

Also looks like the "Addisons", doing better now, suggestion and prognosis from credulous pooner visitor has been discarded by Vicky.
Back to dying from MG.

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

I'm astonished at how long they've let her tie up a bed.

 

[Breadbear]

I'm astonished at how long they've let her tie up a bed.

Allegedly. She lies like she breathes, 50/50 she's lying in bed mayo in a hotel as we speak

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

A professor of hers died- I couldn't find him live tweeting the event though. Did it even happen?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

It really is a XX psychological phenomenon.

Malingering for worker’s comp, disability benefits and/or drugs is a whole other animal but that definitely has a very large male population.

I think there are more male "munchies" out there, but they do it differently. I won't go into too much embarrassing detail so as to not PL, but Ive mentioned that I was a caregiver for a superfat close relative as a younger person.

Spoiler

This guy started by exaggerating real symptoms for extended VA benefits, but in the process actually made himself ill by becoming sedentary and eating anything he wanted. He used his "disability" which was "proven by the VA!" and "earned in the service of [muh] country!" to get family members/service people/random strangers to cater to him hand and foot.

His disability was severe hypertension which was exacerbated by his weight gain and decision to just stop walking one day, but people saw the Disabled Vet in a scootypuff and thought he'd been shot or something. He LOVED that assumption.

Anyway, he wanted the attention as much as the gibs, although I guess IDK if he would have ever discovered the joy of munching without the gibs.

immunosuppressive treatments

Those frickin suck to be on. Such a weird drug to seek.

those who are dead are not present for their own memorial services

She wants to be Tom Sawyer, hiding up in the rafters, ready to see just HOW SAD everyone is now that she's FOR REALS gone.

 

[Breadbear]

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A professor of hers died- I couldn't find him live tweeting the event though. Did it even happen?

As mean as it sounds, I thought it sounded like a fake name.
It's not, he is (was?) a real professor at NYU. A quick search is only showing me a couple Instagram and Facebook posts mentioning his death, so he may have actually passed.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

As mean as it sounds, I thought it sounded like a fake name.
It's not, he is (was?) a real professor at NYU. A quick search is only showing me a couple Instagram and Facebook posts mentioning his death, so he may have actually passed.

I doubt any of these Twitter speds knew him, esp Vicky, which is why she tries to vaguely imply they “talked” or said hi. I doubt she ever laid eyes on the man.

Maybe as an old tenured black prof at NYU he still showed up to his office to collect a paycheck sometimes, but I doubt it. His last listed teaching course was a decade ago at NYU’s Abu Dhabi campus???. (No wonder NYU loves the islam, they are getting that oil money) “For the fall 2015 semester, he is teaching the course "Cultural Memory and Resistance" at NYU Abu Dhabi.”

He’s a real shining example of those who cannot do, teach. His one professional credit was as a writer on the “Hanging with Mr Cooper” sitcom, yet he taught a guerrilla screen writing course at NYU. Yes, I want to learn “guerrilla” screen writing from the man who spent one year as a writer on a tepid, generic network sitcom in 1995..

He was the definition of the token black academic hire who taught the kind of courses that have made universities the butt of jokes. (Better than Beyoncé studies class, but not by much)

The courses he taught are just a notch above trans, disability and gender studies nonsense. Have a taste:

Spoiler

NYU Humanities Initiative for the course Movements for Justice and Rights: Let Them Lead the Way. His course offerings include Migration and American Culture; Dramatizing History I and II; Poets in Protest: Footsteps to Hip-Hop; James Reese Europe and American Music; Sissle, Blake and the Minstrel Tradition; Guerrilla Screenwriting; Motown Matrix: Race, Gender and Class Identity in "The Sound of Young America;

I don’t think this guy had taught on campus in years, but there is a rush to lament and fake associate in Vicky’s Twitter sphere because he was a black professor.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

As for male munchies, Welsh singer-songwriter Ren Gill is definitely one.
Chronic Lyme, wheelchair for attention, years of
”misdiagnosis”, the whole shebang. Just look at him.


Edited retarded spelling

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

As for male munchies, Welch singer-songwriter Ren Gill is definitely one.
Chronic Lyme, wheelchair for attention, years of
”misdiagnosis”, the whole shebang. Just look at him.

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So, when he has the inevitable sex/grooming scandal, will it be young women or little boys?

 

[Romeo814]

So I am only on page 16 of this thread but I remember seeing Victoria on twitter in 2019-2020. I had been following a black activist who actually had cancer (they are now cancer free and dont do much online + left twitter/gave their account away ~2022). I found Victoria through that person. I searched her name and she hasn't been mentioned in this thread. Sorry if someone already brought this up!

First Twitter Interaction
Victoria begging for crumbs of attention from someone with cancer like it’s gonna rub off on her.

Spoiler: July 6, 2019; First Interaction

Cringiest Interactions
July 8, 2019; Victoria needs POC to know she is one of them




December 8, 2020; Victoria is on private for legal reasons, but it is IMPERATIVE that Walela see's her supportive tweet

Sycophantic Clout Kissing
Victoria’s support is about as real as her diagnosis, and just as processed as her diet.

Spoiler: uwu so brave💕💫💜❤️‍🔥💖🫶🏾

Final Interaction
November 17, 2021; Victoria unlocked the Golden Munchie Influencer Badge™. She (was) mutuals with someone who actually has cancer.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Victoria needs POC to know she is one of them

She’s such a little racist. She uses black people as props, like in her GFM:

It’s a stupid photo and the only reason she uses it is that there’s a black person behind her. She’s also very deferential on Xitter if a POC disagrees with her, to the point of massive cringe, whereas she pushes back if the disagreement is with a huwite person.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

As for male munchies, Welsh singer-songwriter Ren Gill is definitely one.
Chronic Lyme, wheelchair for attention, years of
”misdiagnosis”, the whole shebang. Just look at him.

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This guy is definitely a munchie but I do see this as unique type of male incentive munching. It’s not for money/ disability checks, it could be for drugs, but it’s definitely for fame. He is desperate to be a famous musician and lord knows talent won’t get him there, but making himself a tragic YA novel character seems to be his angle to promote his awful music to tween and teen females.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Edit to add: Vicky doesn't understand the irony of this retweet...

This isn't for her. This is for the kind of person who wants reasonable privacy to drink themself to death without the uncertainty and hassle of homeless/tent living, and without the community-building exercises do-gooders require.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

This is for the kind of person who wants reasonable privacy to drink themself to death without the uncertainty and hassle of homeless/tent living, and without the community-building exercises do-gooders require.

Or for mediocre authors like manly man Daniel Lavery to depict the inhabitants of in a twee and tiresome manner.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

We need a megathread for the kind of content these people share because it's comedy gold.

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>pov you’re too ugly to be a whore or stripper and too lazy and stupid to get a real job.