Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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Factorio, Kenshi, and Rimworld
So the three games that try and simulate real world scenarios, in realistic ways.

All three share the intrinsic motivation of you being the fun. The purpose and passion comes from the player.

All three games endorse mistakes and failures as part of the experience.

The fun isn’t simply watching a line exponentially increase. They are games about choice, actions, and god forbid disasters.

The fun comes from the stories, the true and lived experiences of moment to moment decisions that you must make for survival.

Genuinely as close to the real human experience as possible. The world sucks, everyone hates you, despite that the potential for world shattering awesomeness is around every corner.

He unironically chose games that represent the human spirit and claims it’s like being a slave holy soy.
 
You know he has at least tried being creative (seeing how he has a book series), unlike Coby.
full of girl bosses (that his fans hate) even though he jarringly derails his movie reviews with point by point breakdowns of how unrealistic those are lol

he and synthette share the same phony vice-signaling tendencies and have made bank off of it as the YouTard audience pays to be told what they want to hear
 
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So the three games that try and simulate real world scenarios, in realistic ways.

All three share the intrinsic motivation of you being the fun. The purpose and passion comes from the player.

All three games endorse mistakes and failures as part of the experience.

The fun isn’t simply watching a line exponentially increase. They are games about choice, actions, and god forbid disasters.

The fun comes from the stories, the true and lived experiences of moment to moment decisions that you must make for survival.

Genuinely as close to the real human experience as possible. The world sucks, everyone hates you, despite that the potential for world shattering awesomeness is around every corner.

He unironically chose games that represent the human spirit and claims it’s like being a slave holy soy.
And DS2 is about those things too kek.
 
A huge percentage of this dude's problem is that he is a very very very edgy boi.

This man is so badly stuck as an edgy 15 year old /v/ poster it's beyond belief.
/v/ liking him confirms them having little self-awareness. Sometimes you think they might and are just being a little tongue-in-cheek but no, they don’t.

It's like asking people who play Animal Crossing why they don't grow actual crops.
Or why they don’t make a ghetto for ugly people in real life.

Critical Drinker is annoying in certain ways but he's by far the most stable of these guys. And seems to have the best taste. These are related I think. You have to grow up to have taste.
All I said is Drinker stands tall in a shallow pool.
 
Hi everyone,

I’ll start reuploading all of Cry and Puar’s videos on my channel. My video has shifted from covering the Kirsche drama to becoming a full documentary about the Futaman entire YT career. Hopefully, I can release it by the end of this year.

For now, both the "Synthetic Man Stream Archive" playlist and the "Highlights" playlist are public on YouTube. This should make clipping easier.

Stream Archive: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwZeAA1OyMy36-j_OFrFwd4gvgkWp36wC&si=nfwpwgKjRiI11E-p

Highlights Archive: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwZeAA1OyMy3l2xrUlrLwM_MAM6lVEH2q&si=iIFO1-cRJE6QPKxC
 
I just remembered that this nigger cried about KCD2 having no player choice, and yet in his latest review he also cries about games that have arguably some of the most player choice too. What the fuck does he want out of games? He really is just DSP, wanting a simple slop experience where he is led by yellow paint the entire way thru.
/v/ liking him confirms them having little self-awareness. Sometimes you think they might and are just being a little tongue-in-cheek but no, they don’t.
I dunno if /v/ likes him, I noticed that levels of contrarianism and going up their own ass has gotten worse than ever before and pretty much every e-celeb is shit on there, doesn't matter if they make good videos or not(especially if they make good videos). That said, I can see why some vtumors would like him, after all Coby just parrots what he sees on the board, he has no original thoughts of his own.
 
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What happened to Puar? Did he rope cause dad didn't love him?
Puar leaving the internet is a really good thing. He was one of Synth's worst and most obsessive parasocials and it was pretty clear it was starting to affect the guy mentally.

Despite all that he didn't seem to me at least like a bad dude so I hope he finds something more worthwhile to obsess over like trains or something.
 
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Atleast Digibro got a gf from his internet fame, Coby couldn't even manage that.
if you read the thread you'll see that a potential girlfriend for coby is something that doesn't exist and probably never will since humans can't be hermaphrodites, only a mangled mess of genetic code they call intersex to not sound offensive.

He's incapable of understanding that there's an organic audience for "wage-slave games", and people just have a genuine interest in them. It's not some sophisticated method of control by the WEF. People just like survival crafting games, JRPGS, WRPGS because they're fun.
even the youngest of alphas know about truck simulator, how the fuck synth doesn't mention that? funningly enough most of the young gamers that try these sims are pretty chill about it, only the old bitter faggots seem to have a chip on their shoulder against Lawn Mowing Simulator (it's 70% off at the time of writing).

So the three games that try and simulate real world scenarios, in realistic ways.
All three share the intrinsic motivation of you being the fun. The purpose and passion comes from the player.
All three games endorse mistakes and failures as part of the experience.
The fun isn’t simply watching a line exponentially increase. They are games about choice, actions, and god forbid disasters.
The fun comes from the stories, the true and lived experiences of moment to moment decisions that you must make for survival.
Genuinely as close to the real human experience as possible. The world sucks, everyone hates you, despite that the potential for world shattering awesomeness is around every corner.
He unironically chose games that represent the human spirit and claims it’s like being a slave holy soy.
and other 101 lies you can tell yourself, all of the games mentioned are in no way shape or form about wageslaving but they aren't all that you said either.
if anything the fucking sims 3 has more freedom than all of these three games and are as equally as demanding of your routine to be called a "wagie sim", also crashes and broken saves, alot of it.
 
if anything the fucking sims 3 has more freedom than all of these three games
you can choose not to play a video game, plus all three games are infinitely more enjoyable and entertaining than flipping digital burgers and putting fires in the digital bag.

Also, the sims is literally the gorl version of said games so you’re just silly.

Sims is a lifestyle sim, the other a colony sim, the next a factory management sim, and finally the mix of all three. Seems like a lot of simulation is a big theme here. Weird.
 
the sims is literally the gorl version of said games so you’re just silly.
the sims wasn't built with a gendered playerbase in mind as will wright said it's meant to be a experience based off having to rebuild his house after it burned down... i guess it is silly to not google that out.
Seems like a lot of simulation is a big theme here. Weird.
i mean simulators are meant to simulate, i for sure as shit would not do in real life what i normally do in truck sim, for as much as the retarded talk about "do it in real life instead of the sim" may show up, sure you can do things that wagies do in the sim but you can always diverge and you'll likely get a poor evaluation or at worse a game over whereas in real life it can cause irreversible damages and even death...

something something mr.coby didn't seem to care about as mentioning games with management loops doesn't make them wagie sims in their essence, EVE gives you a disease that causes flowcharts but it doesn't stop being a spaceship online game, i think he dug for those three games in specific because you have to actively grind in them to get results while conveniently ignoring that you can mod the grind out in all three of them and it's funny because of that exact reason due to his poor correlation between grinding and waging, it's like that analogy is my passion maymay of earth and a avocado.
 
New Synthezoid video
/A/ He could have easily shat on the game for being an overly pretentious and boring game, developed by an overrated director that never gets critiqued because he made the first 3 mgs games or something, instead he goes off topic for most of the video to bitch about him being an incel. He doesn't seem to understand why this review is bad as in the stream after this he dismisses anyone who criticizes these off topic rants as brainwashed.

The funniest part of the video was when he acts like he understands wage-slaving because he grinded in some games. Keep in mind he hasn't held a job in 7 years and that was only because his parents forced him to get a job.
 
I do genuinely wonder how Synth's parents managed to tolerate him being a NEET prior to his YouTube career. He only started YouTube in 2020, so there's at least 7 years or so of him spending his days eating, sleeping, gaming and gooning without a single cent or self development point to show for any of that. At least Devin has a genuine reason for his current NEETdom in the form of a debilitating illness in the mold and he at least managed to get a degree and a job prior to falling sick.
 
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