Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,925 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,268
Hooked on phobics said:
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I don't THINK this has been posted, but its funny.
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It's funnier when you realize they're the same voice actor and Thor would be talking to himself.

The Stranger said:
I am aware, I've built an 8-bit CPU from scratch in a logic simulator.
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Roachbound said:
God I am so happy blue prince has such a large selection of logic puzzles randomised where Mald can't just prep beforehand by googling, so his ass can get exposed here just like everywhere else
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Makes me wish he got to the tier of parlor boxes with the three statements on them. He'd have melted down, called them impossible.
I actually found the third layer of statements often easier than the two. They have to keep so many balls in the air while adhering to the game rules that they show their hands more easily. It frequently can be solved by cutting to the chase and looking for the one box that volunteers information about gem location, figuring out what would have to be true about that statement to give a definitive spot for them, e.g. "the gems aren't in this box"- that has to be a lie, because no other statement says anything about where they are, and an unwritten rule of the game is that you MUST be able to 100% determine that.
 
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Johnny Silverhand said:
"I grew up on 4chan"

Sure don't act like it bud. More like he grew up a soft little malding bitch who can't handle fuck all. Guy pontificates about how his internet generation was so much rawer and hardcore yet takes it in the ass so hard over his own hubris, he is being felted by just about every single community possible he acts like the very definition of a lolcow.
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Do you know what's funny about his claims of being on 4chan? Is the fact that he was actually the victim of 4chan trolling :story:

Consider this a teaser for an upcoming OP overhaul that I and others are currently making

Back in 2006, 4chan's /b/tards formed a griefing group on Second Life named Patriotic Nigras (PN for short), this group became so famous that they even have their own Wikipedia page about them. The same year, April 4th, 2006, to be exact, Second Life players Kalel Venkman and Kara Timtam formed a group called "Justice League Unlimited" (JLU for short), and one of the members of the group was Maldavius Figtree. Here's the leaked chatlog of Mald accepting the oath to join the group on April 18, 2007

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(https://archive.is/9MLyg)

According to themselves, JLU is a "public service organization" that is dedicated to "peacekeeping" in Second Life. In reality, JLU is a group of retarded manchildren LARPing as superheroes that instead of saving and helping people, harass kids and teenagers on the Internet over trivial bullshit. JLU became extremely controversial due to their not-so-heroic activities, such as hacking and doxing, but most importantly, due to the fact that despite all of this, they were getting help from employees of Linden Labs, the creators of Second Life

Mald has quite an extensive history in this group and in Second Life in general; however, for the sake of this post, I'll summarize it all in the shortest way possible
  • Mald was invited to the group to help JLU spy and infiltrate PN to figure out their raid plans before they happen
  • Mald created a tool to record PNs' IIRC chats and stalk them
  • JLU was quite infamous for doing it. They lurked on their forums, followed them in the world, and tried to find their personal information (which a lot of times turned out to be wrong)
  • In response to their attempts to dox PN members, PN fired back and started looking into JLU members themselves. And guess what happens next
Patriotic Nigras dox Mald on September 16, 2007

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From leaked chatlogs

His dox was included in PN's Wiki page dedicated to Mald. The page seemed to have included a lot of ancient pics of Mald, which are now unfortunately lost to time :(
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(https://archive.is/tEvUu)
The article includes some interesting info, such as:
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N1bbaN3rd said:
I wouldn't even be that charitable. A lot of new games are objectively worse than older ones.
AAA is a slop factory that is propped up by unthinking retards with low standards.

I nominate Notch to take over Valve after Gabe dies.
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I think one of the more succinct example of this can be Assassin's Creed Black Flag versus famed "AAAA" game Skull and Bones. Where one game is entirely a sea faring game with ten years of "Progress" and somehow looks worse and has less gameplay features than Black Flag's ship stuff and that was just a portion of AssCreed's gameplay! (Admittedly the best part since the stealthy killy shit is kinda boring and the ship combat is one thing that made BF stand out even after all these years.)

Same company and I'm sure Skull and Bones had more money pumped into it's development.

We're fucking regressing!

Edit: I forgot to add the best part, I can still play Black Flag today, but Skull and Bones, unless SKG does something, will eventually be unplayable. But you know, nothing of value will be lost. I suppose AAA companies are right, they can't sell their new slop game when they have to compete with older games. :story:
 
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hahahah reigning king of butthurt
20 years being a king

also so that's where dark sphere creations comes from. it's literally a yiffing pooner sweatshop

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[19:19] Bill O'riely: but when you walked all over Wingless
[19:19] Maldavius Figtree: Oh god Bill this is saddening
[19:19] Bill O'riely: someone who was supposed to be your friend
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holy shit that archive is a goldmine @Relinquish youre not a goat youre the entire farm
 
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Sweet Ch1llie said:
The way he made his website - he would be better off just doing Table...
Or learning to use the most basic framework for frontend ever: Bootstrap and then just col and row.

If that's how he codes Html which is the easiest language to learn (they tech it at elementary now) then Jesus Christ I don't want to look deeper at his RPG maker code. I've seen snippets and people writing feedback how dogshit it is but - I didn't bother destroying my brain cells (more than they already are lmao)
But what i gathered from the comments is that he's as bad as YanDev, who uses ifelse everywhere and retarded == 0 or == 1 instead of true/false.
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Or, you know, use CSS? Like what you're taught simultaneously with HTML in school? The first thing you're taught is how to manipulate HTML layout with CSS, yet he was incapable of doing that. Even though W3Schools exists. Insane behavior.
 
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Relinquish said:
Mald was invited to the group to help JLU spy and infiltrate PN to figure out their raid plans before they happen
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More information about the "tool" Jason "made" to track "griefers" (archive)

ECHELON GRIEFER TRACKING SYSTEMS​

Another name for stealing scripts from someone else, claiming them as yours, and using them to track griefers.
Maldavius Figtree more or less coined the word when he "invented" what he calls the "Echelon Greifer Tracking System", which was more like a wooden cube under his e-bed. This wooden cube recieved messages from a few lines of code he would try to put in nigra caches, so he could try to warn lindens when a nigra picked up the gun he left around and shot it. This is all useless now that it's possible to build even the most powerful weapons on the spot within a minute.
Basically, there's shit like this in the NO WEAPONS signs in all of the sandboxes, and are probably hidden in a few other permanent objects. If they see any objects rezzed in the sim with common projectile/rezzer/etc names, it will automatically attempt to orbit you (isn't that technically griefing as well?). This is pretty much useless as well as long as you actually know they do this (see Bypass).

To test for its presence​

  1. Rez a box
  2. Sit on it (IMPORTANT LOL)
  3. Name it Unlimited Fail Works
  4. Watch shitty JLU scripting scream a shitload of errors since you're sitting on something.

Bypass​


ALWAYS NAME YOUR COMPONENTS "Object"!
Sure, you could name it anything, and the League Of Faggotry can trip over themselves trying to add that new name to the scripts, but they can't do shit about the name "Object" since it's standard name for a newly rezzed prim, and most fags who build e-houses don't bother renaming it.
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Edit: changed the quote from Relinquish and added archives of the archives
 
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