Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Slimpacks]

Here are the transcripts in multiple formats, do note:
- TTS are not clearly annotated
- This is a small AI model, it makes mistakes, so do not take anything here as correct, use it to find interesting timestamps, then go check yourself.

The zip files contains different subtitle formats, you can overlay them on the video if you so desire. I used the 360p as an audio source.

Thanks for uploading. Sadly, there's nothing really interesting outside of the Coding Jesus crash out, but that's expected since he doesn't rant a lot during gaming streams, it's the blockgame streams where he's malding every 15 minutes.

There are some bits you can laugh at though

Refusing to give a new heartbound update deadline, his friend is mocking viewers for asking why isn't he working on it

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PirateSoftware gay. Probably lurks in the bbc threads on /pol/

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Responding to the voice changer allegations

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Having a normal conversation about his website being shit

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[Pierre D'Olnique]

It's because Running With Scissors are absolute chads.
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Archived it for you.
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Yeah, no. It will take much more than shitting on an easy target for Running With "Postal Dude would never be transphobic or homophobic, please sub to this OF whore btw" Scissors to be forgiven.

 

[Nabeshin]

Having a normal conversation about his website being shit

"I loving using <br> for new line", but isn't that really what <br> is for? I don't know how that's a mocking

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Postal Dude would never be transphobic or homophobic

Postal dude is only as transphobic and homophobic as you are =)

I honestly think it might of been more branding, the game ALSO has trannies walking around with tits and clear as fuck facial hair, postal is hated enough as is, and this was at the top of bidens administration where kamala getting in to replace MIGHT of been likely.

But either way its a fucking dollar. Even if a dozen kiwis got it, and steam took its 30%, thats enough to maybe get a few double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds....who cares?

ALSO

 

[itogi]

Fresh Harmful Opinions vid on Mald

PreserveTube, local:

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

I highly recommend this talk if thats interesting to you.

So I'm actually watching this talk, and there's this section about The Infosec Bro (Timestamp 4:01, https://youtu.be/eunYrrcxXfw?t=241),

so I introduced you to my
mental image of the InfoSec bro somebody that bro splaine's oversimplifies things so here's here's

The InfoSec Bro​

like a scenario that you know it's like I'm witnessing this this is kind of a quote of the type of things that you'd
hear from a bro splinter about assembly language

seeing it's a one-to-one mapping they're basically the same thing

you can take machine code and you know exactly what assembly it is it's just it's just once in zero
you know he's saying there's no other layers of abstraction between assembly and the processor

that's okay the downside is I took all these I didn't make these quotes up

Jason is getting roasted from the past.

 

[WanderingWalker]

Already at less than 20k sigs to hit the next goal, and it's only the 9th!



Unfortunately I don't think we're going to see SKG overtake Right2Water's record for signature count unless something else happens to seriously reignite attention for it again before the months out, but even at just the current average it's def going to be up there as one of the next most successful initiatives so far at least

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

kinda like ducktaping and labeling wires so it would be easier to comeback to and work with after. because eventually you need to replug one of the wires into another socket or change the wire or some other shit
or you would have a complete mess of the christmas lights that you would have to backtrack to figure which one is which.

I'd say it's more like using standard wire colours like this versus the obviously superior mald version to use black wire for everything and adding a label to every single wire

 

[Der Fuhrry]

Malden Lab, a subsidary of Ubisoft, is the creator of Second Puberty, a virtual multi-user multi-abuser fantasy world policed by paid thugs, and known for its frequent bans, lies, YAML and hate against game preservation. Second Puberty does not allow: vitriol, mana gems, butt gnomes (officially), JSON, Bob Ross, Ross Scott, Dr. K, kids under 13, death threats, ferret rape jokes, asking questions, the list goes on so welcome to the finding out timeline bud. Rumors say Malden Lab is currently working on Third Puberty.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Consider this a teaser for an upcoming OP overhaul that I and others are currently making

Reading through these materials. Thanks for sharing!

There was this player N3X15 which from a glance looks like a normal slightly freaky SL nerd.
> "n3x trusts everyone and steers away from drama" (said another SL freak)
Mald seems to not like him.

Not only he played SL with Jason but he's also around the same age and lives in the same state.
This is the sort of "nerd code builder" that Maldy skinwalks a large chunk of his personality off of.

Dude seems fine, but just sharing since it could lead to something more interesting: Github & Twitter

 

[itogi]

Australian comedian Lewis Spears is fully supporting SKG and shitting on Mald

PreserveTube, local:

 

[milk]

I'm deeply disappointed in Upper Echelon for going to bat for Mald. His content fell off when the Musk Derangement Syndrome took hold of him.

I believe upper echelon fell for the insurrection January 6th meme too.

 

[Neodanthril]

Oh and another thing. Bob Ross actually completed his works each time. He didnt drag one project on for 8 fucking years.

Fun fact each season of the joy of painting was filmed in a single day

 

[Harambe]

Fun fact each season of the joy of painting was filmed in a single day

He also did two versions of each painting. His entire painting practice was about something that with a little bit of practice and prep you could bang out in a half hour. The guy absolutely lived what he sold to people, accessible, positive, joyful creation. No ego about it. Even admitted he sucked at portraiture with his technique and let other people contribute for those episodes that featured a portrait instead of a landscape. Hated the perm, wore it for the show.

mald's got no joy, there's no joy of gamedev here, no joy of anything, he's an ugly rancid little cheese in a cellar

 

[Not 6 Foot]

I believe upper echelon fell for the insurrection January 6th meme too.

I doubt he, "fell for it," more than he's just trying to stay in the good graces of certain groups, regardless of his credibility.

 

[demicolon]

If big brother tells you that you need to release your data via a subpoena guess what you're fucking doing?

Err... I plead the fifth?

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

The awful thing about programming discussions is this "nooo i prefer thiss!!1 yours is awful!!"
Ship your projects. Be kind to your fellow colleagues and clients.
Stop trying to find your identity on what syntax you like best.

And stop fucking ferrets.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

And stop fucking ferrets.

Why do people find it so difficult to keep their weirdo shit private?

 

[Slav Power]

I swear the moment Ikea brings back the RONA terracotta gnome, and they like bringing back old products from time to time, I am making a pilgrimage to Warsaw, Kraków, Katowice, Łódź, fucking any Ikea and going on a 2-2.5 hour drive just to obtain the holy grail.

And maybe explore some of the bigger cities like a fucking tourist.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

I swear the moment Ikea brings back the RONA terracotta gnome, and they like bringing back old products from time to time, I am making a pilgrimage to Warsaw, Kraków, Katowice, Łódź, fucking any Ikea and going on a 2-2.5 hour drive just to obtain the holy grail.
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And maybe explore some of the bigger cities like a fucking tourist.

Cowtipping ikea and begging them to re-release these bad boys.