DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Moar Krabs]

Kat is locked out of the house. Jasper is locked in the house. Phil ran away to Mexico to elope with Ralph.

The best man is ReviewTechUSA all deadbeat dads stick together

 

[Doxmatix]

I have no idea where DSP is but I want to know who these 7 absolute madlad hopeless romantics are:


If this man has spent even one dollar, selflessly, on something nice for his wife I will eat my hat (and vest).

 

[Cyber Bowling]

That actually makes me think of a new theory what if Dave only visited to fix some of the shit in his house he sounds like a handy man with tools and shit

Not an awful theory. Phil was pretty upset the other day when people were commenting on how he hadn't fixed his bathroom after all this time, despite having tons of opportunities. And I think even Phil knows real mature adults don't live in broken homes. He's not above hauling his family in for chores, and if his parents have been hounding him for a visit, he might have turned it around on them and figured he'd kill two pet birds with one stone.

Even if it isn't repair specific, I kinda like the idea of his parents visiting him instead of him going out to CT. We can guess they wanted him to visit based on the DM leaks. We also know Phil is lazy, so it's entirely plausible he didn't ever get the Real ID stuff and used that as an excuse, so since he can't fly out, his parents decided to make a trip to see him.

Phil's radio silence would arguably make sense in this scenario as well. I think even Phil has just enough self-awareness to recognize it'd be bad optics to bitch about his parents coming to see him, especially since they're supposed to be on their death beds.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Just because they are on a honeymoon doesn't mean it has to be nice. He probably drove her 30 miles away to a shitty motel and let her loose to waddle around and take in the sights while he is spending time on his phone. He also likely told her to buy him some stuff, no reason to waste money on DoorDash when your wife can buy shit for you.

 

[drtonysimp]

it just proves no one really gives a shit about him or his content, life moves on and people just find the next tard to watch. i think he seriously imagined this place to go into full panic mode and for doody to off himself. people have normal lives outside of you phil.

 

[neger psykolog]

I find it funny that this is like the second or third time I start the autistic day-off debate but neger is still the one who gets shit for it.

Reminder guys: the autistic day off slap fighting isn't supposed to be effort posting about DSP, you can do better than this!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Regardless of what happens, the point many are missing that this is the real fun and what we'll remember or even will look back sometime in the future to connect pieces, otherwise we'd be talking about what? Phil being retarded in games? One of his endless unhinged rants that even we forget the next day because of how common they've become? Boring fast food eating?

It honestly says a lot about Phail that he's much more interesting when he's gone than when he's there every day doing his weird one-sided talk therapy on the copecast.

Also, my €0.02 regarding the whole "if he was doing x he'd be crying on twitter about it."
Let's be honest with ourselves, if he did any of the things listed on the poll except "muh social experiment" he'd be seething and crying or bragging and smuckling on twitter daily. He did so for every other similar thing that happened in the past already. HE SPENT HIS ENTIRE WEDDING NIGHT ARGUING WITH TROLLS RATHER THAN PORKING HIS WIFE!

That's why this current RadioSilentPhil miniarc is so interesting, we've legitimately never seen something like this. In the past even if he wanted to obfuscate what the fuck he was doing he'd at least give us a daily "All" post telling peepol that the "issue" still hasn't been resAHVLed and that he's ready for some chill fun as soon as it gets resolved and he hopes you do too, now upping vids!

Just because they are on a honeymoon doesn't mean it has to be nice. He probably drove her 30 miles away to a shitty motel and let her loose to waddle around and take in the sights while he is spending time on his phone. He also likely told her to buy him some stuff, no reason to waste money on DoorDash when your wife can buy shit for you.

Yeah, that's why I'm not completely discounting the vacation/honeymoon theory, because while there's no fucking way he'd take the Big Bitch to Japan, Europe, or even one of the neighboring states, he sure as shit would give her a post-Homefront:-The-Revolution-KOGayming-review-style staycation that he also gave Reeanna where they just sat in a Seattle hotel room all day only leaving it to go stuff their faces. And with Khet they don't even have to leave the hotel room for that, just Doordash that shit, nigga.

 

[neger psykolog]

Yeah, that's why I'm not completely discounting the vacation/honeymoon theory, because while there's no fucking way he'd take the Big Bitch to Japan, Europe, or even one of the neighboring states, he sure as shit would give her a post-Homefront:-The-Revolution-KOGayming-review-style staycation that he also gave Reeanna where they just sat in a Seattle hotel room all day only leaving it to go stuff their faces. And with Khet they don't even have to leave the hotel room for that, just Doordash that shit, nigga

Khet has literally been like 7 fucking years without a honeymoon. It's simply never going to happen unless we somehow get a real DSP redemption arc where he fixes his life up. So basically never.

Even if his parents or someone gave him money just for a honeymoon it'd still never happen.

Same with house repairs and everything else. The only thing that will happen is gacha. Until he fixes gacha then basically all answers start and end with gacha.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Those staycation vlogs with Leanna are classics lmao. She is just laying on the bed doggystyle or whatever showing her ass to DSP and he's talking about what blurays he brought for them to watch and also how they are going to watch WWE.

We can keep this up for like 6 months at least DSP and we can do years deep diving into old videos so feel free to extend the break!

 

[DerelictOnion]

Khet has literally been like 7 fucking years without a honeymoon. It's simply never going to happen unless we somehow get a real DSP redemption arc where he fixes his life up. So basically never.

Unless a wormhole pops up that connects this dimension to Bizarro World and opposite DSP, a world-renowned and beloved philanthropist with several kids who travels to distant lands with his wife every year, jumps out of it.

 

[Balr0g]

Since we are speculating I could see him getting a court order or even a financial Audit. After all those could be on short notice and not something to whine about because it would make him look like a retard. I would rule out a familiy happening as he most likely would have mentioned it (like "personal matters"). Of course to counter my own point he could have avoided it just to prevent nay further speculations or even investigations. Just to throw my 2 cents in out of curiosity I checked a local newspaper site for Brideport Conneticut and there were no obituaries for either Linda or Dave Burnell in recent days. Of course the question is if his Family would actually post an obituary in the first place so there is room for speculation.

 

[neger psykolog]

Since we are speculating I could see him getting a court order or even a financial Audit. After all those could be on short notice and not something to whine about because it would make him look like a retard. I would rule out a familiy happening as he most likely would have mentioned it (like "personal matters"). Of course to counter my own point he could have avoided it just to prevent nay further speculations or even investigations. Just to throw my 2 cents in out of curiosity I checked a local newspaper site for Brideport Conneticut and there were no obituaries for either Linda or Dave Burnell in recent days. Of course the question is if his Family would actually post an obituary in the first place so there is room for speculation.

When DSP gets a court notice or something like that he always goes into full on panic mode and keeps his normal streaming schedule. He'd be on camera mentioning behind the scenes stuff.

I'm almost certain he's in CT and it's his mom's health. I doubt she flew to see him because when you have serious illness they won't even let you and heavily advise against it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Uuuuuuh... guys?

Khet has literally been like 7 fucking years without a honeymoon. It's simply never going to happen unless we somehow get a real DSP redemption arc where he fixes his life up. So basically never.

Even if his parents or someone gave him money just for a honeymoon it'd still never happen.

That's exactly my point in the post, he'd just go full SemanticsSydePhil, find the lowest effort way to do it, making sure that it technically still is a vacation and declare that the staycation in Seattle where they did fucking nothing is a honeymoon, he'll never take her to an actual honeymoon in his life.

GET IT, CHIEF?

 

[Jobama]

DSP IS PREGNANT!!!!!!

 

[Burl McMillan]

Uuuuuuh... guys?
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[neger psykolog]

I am helping to spread the good word of DSP to the people. I am the penultimate detractor, I will always be in 4th place.


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Uh oh guys, dear leader figured out how much I use the word penultimate: https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/632099/



In case I go missing tell my family-style family members that I loved them.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Has anyone got an update on Agent Jasper?

Neger, it’s time to debut your YouTube channel and go collect those dents. First stream: Minecraft. Second stream: SF6

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

To all my OG detractors, our time has come to reclaim the snort fort. Agents who have been hiding in the super secret reehouse for years are prepared to scale the 2 foot high security fence and disable the decoy security cameras.

 

[Vulkan]

Uh oh guys, dear leader figured out how much I use the word penultimate: https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/632099/

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In case I go missing tell my family-style family members that I loved them.

Is if fair to say, your last happening post could be your penultimate one?

 

[neger psykolog]

Is if fair to say, your last happening post could be your penultimate one?

I mean they're all factually style correct because I always make another post afterwards.