Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Afaict, they only wanted to do the promo after the success of the eci, which kinda defeats the point of promoting the ECI. It reeks to me of wanting to claim credit for something they had no hand in, and thus exploit SKG for their own brand image.

on my part, but this should be instructive about when companies support a belief or movement, such as when they wave the fag flags. They do that because they assumed trannies won already.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Checked out the post and it doesn't seem to include the actual rules.

"3 Vauge rules". Typical mald shit, we don't know the rules, and he makes shit up on the spot. It was probably some stupid rule where you have to predict how Mald wants you to play the game.

 

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It was probably some stupid rule where you have to predict how Mald wants you to play the game.

If that were true (but I'm not gonna bother finding out if it is), it'd be entirely within the MO of a narc, maybe someone with BPD too.

 

[Arcadian Stag]

on my part, but this should be instructive about when companies support a belief or movement, such as when they wave the fag flags. They do that because they assumed trannies won already.

Protests and public activism are always victory parades, they believe they have already won their fight and are shoving it down everyone's throat publicly.

 

[SoyRageEngaged]

Maldavius got this booted off youtube (not my work).
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Someone's saying there's a YouTube video of me saying weird shit? I'll take a look... OK. Is Khronos in chat? Hey Khronos, we need to file a legal complaint. Yeah. Someone used AI to make me say insane shit I would never say. Just a dogshit move, dude. Insane behavior.

 

[ZoopZoop]

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He's working on it, OK?

Lots of work being done.



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More talk of review bombs.

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Bonus he uploaded the excel with his progress:

 

[GoharMaria]

Wasn’t even saying he should have answered mald. Just his vid addressing this situation starting off with ‘yeah, mostly my fault for not doing anything’ has never sat right with me.

Could have reached out to all the big names that reacted to his vids, if not to be public at least to funnel the audiance. We see that this could have passed within a month.

But finishing last minute due to spite because no one otherwise cared is the much funnier outcome.

The people in the discord probably told him to draw attention to it, because they understand this stuff.
Ross has said time and time again he only cares about saving games and doesnt want to do drama stuff.
Even when addressing the Jason drama, he said he would gladly be insulted if it meant he could save games.
I wouldnt even be surprised if there were charlie and asmongold fans in the discord that knew they would pick this up if he drew attention to it.

 

[canalCrab]

on my part, but this should be instructive about when companies support a belief or movement, such as when they wave the fag flags. They do that because they assumed trannies won already.

They could have at least made it mutually beneficial, was my point. Get good PR by supporting a good thing, rather than try and get good pr by using that thing after it has stopped being relevant.

 

[potato sack]

Bonus he uploaded the excel with his progress:

aint no way this negro posted his "im 98% done with enemas" excel file
i wonder if it has a per cell edit history. ill have to check it later

 

[Unimaginative Username]

"3 Vauge rules". Typical mald shit, we don't know the rules, and he makes shit up on the spot. It was probably some stupid rule where you have to predict how Mald wants you to play the game.

Not only are all his videogames low-effort knockoffs of other games, his house rules for Minecraft are just a knockoff of Calvinball.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

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The way he completely dodges the question here because he can’t find an easy way to weasel out of admitting that he’s wrong has pissed me off more than anything else on this whole situation.

“I don’t think Ubisoft would deactivate wildlands” that’s not what the question was you faggot.

 

[Forklift Certified]

aint no way this negro posted his "im 98% done with enemas" excel file
i wonder if it has a per cell edit history. ill have to check it later

Dont forget to open ina usb booted kali linux VM trough secure ssh, just in case if mald hid something malicious in that file

 

[Roachbound]

It gives me great joy seeing the only reason it succeeded was pure spite and not because anyone actually cared about it and just hated Figtree that much.

Louis Rossman, Josh Strife Hayes and Mutahar all put out videos 10 months ago that were neutral-slightly leaning Ross while not calling out Pirate's argument, and even playing devil's advocate for Pirate, and Ross himself stated that after that, other content creators got scared away from going against Youtube/Twitch's new golden boy.

 

[cockape]

Maybe he shouldn't follow people around on his gay "MMO" server like a fucking creeper:
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Mald banning people for surface level having knowledge of the game: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WD_1tlXvMFo

 

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other content creators got scared away from going against Youtube/Twitch's new golden boy.

This is, btw, the problem with listening to YouTube personalities. Either the incentive structure of YouTube, or what they perceive it to be, amplifies preference falsification spirals. But I guess it makes it funnier when it all comes crashing down and they descend on the villain of the day when he overplays his hand. Louis' video might have been what made me refile Mald from "maybe braggart" to "potential lolcow," (with further gradual updates to "malignant retard, definite lolcow" down the line.) I remember thinking it's gonna be downhill for him from there.

 

[PirateSoftwareIsAFAGGOT]

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Real developers don't use Excel to track progress, they use Git.

Ask me how I know, been in the business for over 15 years.. unlike TwinkSoftware.

 

[potato sack]

Dont forget to open ina usb booted kali linux VM trough secure ssh, just in case if mald hid something malicious in that file

negative, i'm opening this on my main pc's out of date windows 10 install connected to the internet with my password manager's master password on clipboard

bring it on maldy all i got is windows defender

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I've watched a few videos here and there that covered mald since this skg blew up, lots of them also covered his antics in wow but it baffles me that none of them mentioned that it wasnt just him roaching out, it's that he has been bragging about how much of a hero he would be as a mage. That he's playing the class that would save botched dungeon runs because a mage who knew what he was doing and when it actually happened, he did the exact opposite. Real praise me for what i say but dont scrutinize what i do shit.

I'm also disappointed that his ashes of creation fuck up wasn't any bigger and mentioned in any vids recently (that i'm aware) The one where his raid group accidentally aggrod extra mobs and fucked his raid up and he started blaming his guild members and then upon review it was mald that fucked up and pulled the mobs. Not only he did not apologize, he still blamed his guild. The very own people that licks his boots. His own simps. It's such a testament to how much of a fucking cunt pirate software is. A real example of how slimy he is.

 

[Glowie]

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He couldn't keep straight face after going through Jason's degeneracy.


Fun fact furfags fucking hate it when you use their real names

 

[PirateSoftwareIsAFAGGOT]

negative, i'm opening this on my main pc's out of date windows 10 install connected to the internet with my password manager's master password on clipboard

bring it on maldy all i got is windows defender

Windows defender is actually pretty good compared to all the paid anti-virus solutions out there, especially on newer Windows versions where it uses a hypervisor to deny access to system critical processes.

But Linux with kernel lockdown and GRSecurity (+ ACL, obviously) > all other options.