DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Wasn't his "theory" (can't even call it that because it had zero arguments) that 1MM was Derich's parents?
I remember that because that's what he told Stuttering Craig and Keemstar when they were on his channel, and understandably, they decided detractors are a bunch of retarded losers and stepped away from them. Fucking moron had ONE chance to actually hook up these two with someone who actually knows Phil's lore and he decided to use it to tell them his actual conspiracy theories and looked like a moron.
It was but in 2022 he had another theory that 1MM didn't exist and it was Phil priming up the tip jar. and than he looked like an idiot when he found out 1MM did exist
 
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What did Doody do exactly, share a picture that a FedEX or UPS delivery driver sent him (or at least someone with access to the confirmation photos taken by the drivers)? It's a known fact that Doody is a retarded nigger but I don't see why we have to act all outraged now.
 
He will just go to another lolcow just like when he moved from Wings to DSP.
I could see Doody moving onto a Horrorcow like Andy Ditch or even Cyraxx that seems to be the next step for him if he ever gets bored of DSP
What did Doody do exactly, share a picture that a FedEX or UPS delivery driver sent him (or at least someone with access to the confirmation photos taken by the drivers)? It's a known fact that Doody is a retarded nigger but I don't see why we have to act all outraged now.
I don't know how it works but I guess you can pay money to see if someone has delivery's sent to the house but even doing that is ex girlfriend levels of crazy
 
What did Doody do exactly, share a picture that a FedEX or UPS delivery driver sent him (or at least someone with access to the confirmation photos taken by the drivers)? It's a known fact that Doody is a retarded nigger but I don't see why we have to act all outraged now.
Maybe he mailed something to Phil's condo to get the delivery confirmation photo and see if any other packages had piled up. But then how would he know Phil is back tomorrow?

Really I wouldn't believe anything Doody says cause he's a fuckin retard who is constantly wrong.
 
So I heard Philburt is missing. I hope he didn't die, that would be very depressing.

It's just too bad he's dumb and awful with money, because he could big time his haters by saving up cash then just taking a month or so off from streaming, while he laughed from the sidelines at the detractors having an existential crisis over what they'll do without daddy Phil in their life.
 
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What doody did is actually retarted, if he did send a package to the snortfort just to get a picture of the front door. Phil's literally going to feel vindicated and run with it to suck more dents dry because "the detractors are crazy dood"
TBF the gate code is public and plenty of people would be willing to just go take a picture of his door while driving by. It's actually surprising how few times it has happened with how aggro DSP is to "detractors"

DSP was going to say that shit about detractors anyways you just know he is reading everything over the last week while Linda smokes her last cig.
 
If it's indeed a fucking DSP gay op, at least for the love of God make it funny Dave
Absolutely unpossible.
New wild speculation, not my theo theory. Jury Duty. I take no credit. Just say the nigger is guilty, Phil.
He's stupid, in fact - the king of, but even he can get out of it being 'self employed'.
Regardless of why he's gone, when he comes back he's going title the stream: "RETURN OF THE KING", I would bet 10,000 Argentine pesos on it.
Easy there. Don't be recklessly throwing your money around like that champ. :story:
I'm actually coming around to the theory that Linda and Dave visited him.
This is the most plausible theory yet.
Nah I deal with that all the time and it goes away after a day or 2
But Phail has the special gout...........................the non-existent kind,
I have another theory for shit and giggles: Could DSP or Kat borrowed money from illegal loan shark? They are now on the run because they could not pay back the high interests to the loan shark?
Nope. They can't run.
I'm 80% sure his parents called him and said, "hey things aren't good here, our time is limited, please come see us again asap" so he and Khet got on a flight and went down to visit.
That is quite the imagination you have there.
 
What did Doody do exactly, share a picture that a FedEX or UPS delivery driver sent him (or at least someone with access to the confirmation photos taken by the drivers)? It's a known fact that Doody is a retarded nigger but I don't see why we have to act all outraged now.
True.
But Doody is already unlikeable so this just doesn't help his case being vague as fuck about the information.

And why would someone order travel bags while they are away? So this tells me that it was taken awhile ago.
But this also shows why he got switch 2 travel cases, two to be exact.
 
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