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CareercowJack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
The phrase “trained Marxists” picked up a lot of traction in 2020 when a 2015 video surfaced of BLM co-founder Patrisse Cullors boasting that she and her fellow organizers “actually do have an ideological frame…We are trained Marxists.” People then became more aware of the fact that the progressive/“woke” movement was neo-Marxist in nature, with the Marxist dialectic as the foundation stone of critical race theory and efforts to blow the normalization scale to smithereens.
In Jack’s case he’s just parroting buzzwords he’s heard, as most humans do. The average American, regardless of politics, is a hardcore NPC in that respect.
This is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen Re: Jack. I shudder to think what other nefarious purposes this could be put to.
This is why I'm terrified of AI. Call me a country bumpkin but shit like this makes me think common sense and both legislation will have to drastically evolve to deal with AI content. I was once cucked by a Jim Can't Swim video that was entirely AI voiced for 30+ minutes, didn't know any better, then turns out it was all AI generated. I shit you not you would never know the difference.
Earlier today I saw his Convoy of Hope charity reset down and it was at $20. Did he restart it? As of posting, it's reading $437. who the fuck is donating to this crippled nigger
This one is just kind of sad. Refrigerator pickles are easy to make and you can put any kind of seasoning you like in them but he's buying premade bicklez and adding premade sneezunin on top of whatever was there to begin with. That's 20 years in the youtube chef game.
That's sort of my point, that despite its usual translation, the commandment does not prohibit all killing, but specifically unlawful killing or, with a looser interpretation, immoral killing.
This one is just kind of sad. Refrigerator pickles are easy to make and you can put any kind of seasoning you like in them but he's buying premade bicklez and adding premade sneezunin on top of whatever was there to begin with. That's 20 years in the youtube chef game.
But Jack falls into the camp of dumbass conspiracy theorists who believe in idiotic things like the flat earth, fake moon landing, JFK Jr being alive, weather machines
This video exists, after all. Jack's brain is already worm food and he's still alive. Conspiracy-pilled to the nth degree.
Below is an incomplete list of celebrities who, according to Jack Scalfani, have been murdered, based on evidence that has come out "in the past year" or so:
Prince (killed! because he was critical of the music industry -- and also because he openly talked about chemtrails)
Paul Walker (killed! because he had recently met with Bill Clinton)
Anthony Bourdain (killed! because no one commits suicide if they have a successful television show and are currently filming in a cool foreign country)
Joan Rivers (killed! because she insulted the Obamas)
JFK, Jr. (killed! because it is ridiculous to imagine a helicopter crashing when air travel is very safe)
Paul Walker (killed! because he had recently sued The Clinton Foundation)
Kobe Bryant (killed! because it's too coincidental that he died in an aircraft accident when other famous people have died in them also)
Princess Di (killed! because people cut each other's brake lines all the time)
Marilyn Monroe (killed! because it's dumb to assume she suddenly forgot you're not supposed to mix alcohol and pills)
Heath Ledger*
Michael Jackson*
Anna Nicole Smith*
Matthew Perry*
Anne Heche**
* No reason given, but Jack thinks accidental overdoses don't happen.
** No reason given, but Jack tells us video footage exists of Anne Heche trying to punch her way out of her own body bag.
Unexpected penile discussions
Jimmy answers a question no one asked and reveals he was circumcised when he was 5 years old
Jack thinks Save the Last Dance "was a great movie" -- the most random (and surprising) admission ever, and literally the most 'normal' thing he's said in years
The only people Jack and Jimmy think actually died for the reasons They™ say are River Phoenix and Robin Williams
Jack is such a useless cultural dinosaur that he's not sure if Heath Ledger died in the '60s, '80s or 90s (yes, for some reason he mysteriously skipped the '70s)
The demented ravings of a sad, lonely, dying cripple start here: he mocks his viewers, calling them "literal sheep" as he pantomimes them drinking Kool-Aid out of a vertical feeder
"I can't stop listing things I've warned you about -- that I've been right about -- and you guys never bring it up again!"
"Don't you get tired of being gullible?"
Nice tie-in to his earlier obscene snarling, where he asks viewers, "When are you going to pull the thumb out of your mouth? Or pull the thumb out of your butt?!"
watching this dude is like watching the batteries slowly drain on a toy. He's just getting slower and slower and it's great. I hope his last video takes 10 minutes to eek out one sentence and it's about MEAT.
Earlier today I saw his Convoy of Hope charity reset down and it was at $20. Did he restart it? As of posting, it's reading $437. who the fuck is donating to this crippled nigger
Convoy of Hope isn't Fatty's charity. It's the charity he has his channels set to donate to. The Fat on the Go channel only has $20 donated, and Cooking with Fat has $437 after a couple of years now. Because it's 2 different channels, they don't add up together. Fortunately because of the way youtube handles those donations, Fatty never touches the money anyway.
Fatty has nothing to do with it, and his channels have accomplished absolutely fucking nothing for it over the years. The only reason he even has that shit on his page is because his mushbrain associated it with the 2022 US/Canada trucker protests against the covid vaccine mandate.
that's the funniest one, he was majorly known addict his entire life that spent probably hundreds of millions of dollars on doctors and medical opioid injections. Keeping him alive for decades when he could have just died from an OD off heroin in the 00s. He then drowned while in a K hole.
I haven't had a working computer in quite awhile so I've been a mobile fag. Got a computer today and finally catching up on Jack properly. First video I play and the intro gives me the jumpscare I've been reading about for so long. Volume on 50% should've seen it coming. Never fucking change Jack
should've seen it coming. Never fucking change Jack