DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Phil's favorite pastime (especially when he gets to appear on a podcast) is to constantly complain about how much the trolls have screwed him over, etc.

Doody is a massive faggot who cannot bear Phil's few days off and resorts to this.

He's the only detractor (dentractor) of whom it is true what DSP says when he speaks about without him they would go hungry. Doo dee is desperate to keep his own algorithmic relevance so he just keeps stirring shit up, or else he'd lose the income. Of course, most of us here would say good riddance if he lost his YT account or revenue, honestly I personally look forward to the day when I no longer see the search results cluttered with his slop.

 

[KKWatDo]

Sly going live to defend Doody's honor is pathetic. Why are there so many retarded detractors? You have a child you deadbeat faggot

 

[Synechdoche]

I hope he's alive.

I want to see a news report in a few decades of the last gas station attendant in the world. Phillip B., who was once a big star on the internet but had no retirement money cause... well... He invested it in gay jpg's

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Hotel Connecticut - you can always ACK in, but you can never ACK out.
Rest in Piss (Linda) Burnell

Honestly I'd love a universe where Phil dies, and to carry on his legacy Kat starts streaming. Exact same schedule, exact same times, exact same format. Sitting in the same room on the same chair.

Her tips goal for HER fucking appetite would be $5000 easily.

 

[Awssum Possum]

Honestly I'd love a universe where Phil dies, and to carry on his legacy Kat starts streaming. Exact same schedule, exact same times, exact same format. Sitting in the same room on the same chair.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Allegedly Doody received that photo weeks ago and has been waiting to post.

Yeah, he's claiming an anonymous UPS driver gave him the pic. I don't buy that. These faggots probably buy cheap Amazon shit with Phil's address.

 

[Pepsi Wrangler]

Doody is like the DSP of detractors. This reminds me when some retard sent DSP his drivers license to confirm his ID so he can continue whaling out and/or become mod.
DSP didn't have to post the image of the license to his discord channel but he did it anyways for whatever reason.
Same thing with the UPS image of the suitcase package. Doody supposedy had it DM'd to him, and posted it anyways because 'it wasn't me who gathered the info dood, so I'm not the one who's in the wrong".

 

[eDove]

It'd be a cosmic joke of some kind if Boogie actually outlived DSP. The mere thought is Lovecraftian levels of unsettling.

 

[Synechdoche]

Well, this is it ladies and gentlemen. We're reaching event horizon territory. The next update is definitely making it to the Community Happenings, and it may even kill the "DSP outlives another one" meme, because either Phil is fucking dead or it would be in bad taste to say that Phil outlived Linda.still

The bomb will dropped anytime soon. One final prediction: whatever happened, Phil will use it to stop people from making fun of him.

I would assume, he's visiting his mother and doesn't know how to tweet/talk about it, since it would show that he really wasn't the king snake and the dm's with the casinio are real. I guess in his demented mind, there are people believing him.

He could also be majorliy fucked up about it. Assuming DSP is able to feel human emotion, he had it kinda rough recently. Casinio snaking, his mom being sick, probably can't pay his taxes, begs bunny died. Eventually it would have to be too much, even for a narcissistic piece of shit like him.

edit: also his streaming on kick to ~50 guys, who are all fucking with him on the daily.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

Would they be allowed to say if she's been admitted?

Only if she allows it.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Assuming DSP is able to feel human emotion, he had it kinda rough recently.

can you imagine like 5 years from now, phil lecturing the audience every week about how 2025 was the worst year of his life and we need to get that momentum back to make up for it.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

You mean near snoqualmie? Good luck getting Phil to consider leaving the big city lmao.

Late reply but thinking of "DSP the city-only truck driver" lmao.

 

[trolol]

Smelling like Benoit. Going out like the ultimate WWE Champion.

 

[thirstymcgee]

Phil actually kicking the bucket, he'd be dragged to the depths of Hell like in the movie Ghost, only to start complaining it's too hot

 

[LongLiveTheKing]

Maybe Kat Fell Down from The Stairs Died Landing on Phil. In his dying twitching fingers he tweets that tweet. Just so we will think about him for a little be longer.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Honestly I'd love a universe where Phil dies, and to carry on his legacy Kat starts streaming. Exact same schedule, exact same times, exact same format. Sitting in the same room on the same chair.

I pictured that happening if she ever got his house in the divorce

 

[LongLiveTheKing]

Honestly I think Philbo Bagface is in Tennessee with Linda meeting his real father.

Jack Scalfani Father and Son Sauce making Video Coming soon.​

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Sly going live to defend Doody's honor is pathetic. Why are there so many retarded detractors? You have a child you deadbeat faggot

He's been dick-riding Doody for the longest time. There's no way to defend what Doody did and not see him as a massive faggot, I'm curious what Sly's excuses are.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Honestly I think Philbo Bagface is in Tennessee with Linda meeting his real father.

Jack Scalfani Father and Son Sauce making Video Coming soon.​

Nah Jack is more like Phil if Phil time travelled 20 years they act the exact same when it comes to order out slop

 

[emitter]

Since it's in the realm of the snortex, I'm sure there is some worrying shit out there about him, but I would really like it if Jayde clicked around YT and found a more chill, positive-style streamer that doesn't relentlessly beg, belittle their audience, and actually likes playing video games. It really wouldn't take that much since the entertainment bar is set so low. Maybe just hearing a streamer respond to a question about a game with something other than "yeah, Jayde, we played it on my early blue collar workshift, but we didn't hit the goal... So, I dunno" would be a nice realization moment.

Also, I can't wait to hear the excuses for why this was shrouded in so much secrecy. It'll likely be "the stalking detractors" of course, or something like "during this extremely hard time I didn't want to hear the cruel jokes about my loss" -- which would really miss the point because outside of the scum that every streamer deals with, most people wouldn't really mock DSP for losing a family member. What they absolutely would mock is travel tales about how the clerks at the hotel and airport were braindead morahns, no one trains employees anymore and Phil could do all of these jobs better, and how outrageous it is that a single McDonald's cheeseburger at the airport is $9 (Kat wanted two).