Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[herefortheactualthreads]

Chris is finally having a chance to mature.

after 40 years? after smashing his own mom and landing 2 years in jail/prison? i dont think so brother.

 

[King Kiwi]

So this video sequence of them holding hands confirms that they're a couple? I can't believe it...

Amazing, I was quite literally just googling what animals hold hands that aren't humans and the only other animals that came up were chimps and bonobos.

Then I came over here and saw your comment first thing...

I guess Google was wrong, there are different species besides humans and apes that hold hands. Bigfoot and Moomins hold hands too.

Very possibly followed up by hand sanitizer.

 

[The Un-Clit]

after 40 years? after smashing his own mom and landing 2 years in jail/prison? i dont think so brother.

Hey I didn't say "gonna happen" I said he has a chance now, something he hasn't had before both by his upbringing and the crippling 'tism that made him 'chris-chan' as well as his own retarded choices and actions.

If Aulie can actually make a man out of that chunk of human wreckage I will bow down before her, but I think the odds are low even with the positive signs we are seeing. (Or think we are seeing.)

 

[ASeabear8952]

Great catch! I indeed knew it was these roofs that were in the photograph.
And wanna know something even better?
A redditor scoured through the available footage of the park and...
(archive)
Chris and Flutter are seen at 2:12 of the video.

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This is the same shirt as in the photo. And yeah...they're holding hands...
I can't believe me scouting the Twitter pics for clues, another person mentioning Linnamaki, in person scouting and video analysis would lead to this, but here we are.
The photo seems to most likely come from April 30th, 2024, unless Chris wore a different shirt that day. I actually sorta forgot that he was in Finland at that time, but he was there, only returning three weeks later.

Semper Fi, brother, Semper Fi.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Spoiler: Found some more footage of Chris and Flutter from that day.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Amazing, I was quite literally just googling what animals hold hands that aren't humans and the only other animals that came up were chimps and bonobos.

Then I came over here and saw your comment first thing...

I guess Google was wrong, there are different species besides humans and apes that hold hands. Bigfoot and Moomins hold hands too.

Very possibly followed up by hand sanitizer.

Otters also hold hands to keep from floating away from each other, and it's adorable.

I don't say this to be the ackshully guy. I bring it up because otters are cute, and sometimes we need a palate cleanser after looking at Chris and his little Cabbage Patch kid girlfriend for too long.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Otters also hold hands to keep from floating away from each other, and it's adorable.

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I don't say this to be the ackshully guy. I bring it up because otters are cute, and sometimes we need a palate cleanser after looking at Chris and his little Cabbage Patch kid girlfriend for too long.

There's still a lot of mysteries in modern Christory to investigate. We can always do that.

 

[King Kiwi]

Otters also hold hands to keep from floating away from each other, and it's adorable.

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I don't say this to be the ackshully guy. I bring it up because otters are cute, and sometimes we need a palate cleanser after looking at Chris and his little Cabbage Patch kid girlfriend for too long.

Yes, the main difference of course being that otters are cute and Chris is hideous.

 

[demicolon]

after 40 years? after smashing his own mom and landing 2 years in jail/prison? i dont think so brother.

Between Bob and Barb (especially Barb) dude had no opportunity to be an adult. I'm kinda happy for him, he's keeping himself away from the Internet and the Idea Guys wannables and found himself a person that seems to have genuine sympathy for him, even if she might be a freak. Should have happened 30 years ago but better late than never.

 

[teddyrancid]

Between Bob and Barb (especially Barb) dude had no opportunity to be an adult. I'm kinda happy for him, he's keeping himself away from the Internet and the Idea Guys wannables and found himself a person that seems to have genuine sympathy for him, even if she might be a freak. Should have happened 30 years ago but better late than never.

Chris has given me over a decade of the best free entertainment anyone could ask for so I'm all for letting him "retire" in peace. What I'm not ok with is some little faggot swooping in to pull the strings from the shadows and profit off him. I still think Flutter is Caden's minion to some extent but if not then I couldn't care less about her (outside of the intrigue of her mysterious identity).

 

[demicolon]

We've been speculating about Flutter being Caden's drug mule but it seems reality is stranger than fiction and she might actually be an unrelated actor. It seems she pays for all of Chris' costs in Finland, for once, doesn't make sense if she's Caden's lackey. I don't think Caden's tard store makes so much money as to finance that.

 

[Vince McMahon]

I'm torn about some seethe in this thread about her - weirdo as she is catching the motherfucker and a nut case but what if she's genuinely...somehow, enabling him to function better (eh, it's really vague in case of Chris but still) and it's just weirdo fixing a weirdo? Is doxxing her going to unfuck Barb or unsay the extensive record of him on the Internet? I'm not going to stop anyone anyway, but I'm just wondering because it feels like weenery, especially hearing HHH constantly, repeatedly seething at her.

>feeding delusions

It's an assumption though, isn't it?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I'm torn about some seethe in this thread about her - weirdo as she is catching the motherfucker and a nut case but what if she's genuinely...somehow, enabling him to function better (eh, it's really vague in case of Chris but still) and it's just weirdo fixing a weirdo? Is doxxing her going to unfuck Barb or unsay the extensive record of him on the Internet? I'm not going to stop anyone anyway, but I'm just wondering because it feels like weenery, especially hearing HHH constantly, repeatedly seething at her.

>feeding delusions

It's an assumption though, isn't it?

Does everything have to be about what's best for Chris though?

I just think if she's willing to contact and date Chris after he's been arrested and put in jail for having sex with his mother then there's a high chance she's either a lolcow in her own right or she's deceiving Chris somehow.

 

[demicolon]

There's little we know, she might as well be another Bella.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Oh she still needs to be doxed. (Fuck this phonebooking cope.) She's in Chris's orbit and is deliberately trying to stay out of the spotlight of weenery that surrounds Chris.

This could be simple self-preservation or it could be her hiding nefarious connections or other things that would expose something fucked up. Is she good for OPL, or using him somehow?

Inquiring Kiwis want to know.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Agreed
she's supporting a literal mother fucker

 

[BeatboxBill]

Speaking Fatter, I noticed on the Cwcki that her name is supposed to be "Auli", if this is proven true then she isn’t Finnish like we suspected and American after all because Auli is a Hawaiian name and Hawaii is listed as a State in America



If not then Egg’s parents are two retarded Finns who just happened to be obsessed with Hawaiian shit.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Speaking Fatter, I noticed on the Cwcki that her name is supposed to be "Auli", if this is proven true then she isn’t Finnish like we suspected and American after all because Auli is a Hawaiian name and Hawaii is listed as a State in America

I added that. That's from what's allegedly a recording of some guy tricking Chris into revealing Flutter's first name via the Transformer promos he's been doing. A few people have called her that.

 

[demicolon]

Auli is a Hawaiian name

1) Auli is a dimunitive of a longer Finnish name (don't remember sorry), one that's very old-fashioned and would be easy to track down btw,
2) The source of the Auli name is probably an AI-generated fake,
3) Chris is a mushmouth so it could be Eli, Eileen, Aimee or whatever the tard tried to say.
At least whoever added that had the journalistic integrity to prefix it with "allegedly".

 

[Amity Blight]

I don’t know if this is worth anything. But I tried to think outside the box a bit.

Chris’ steam profile is private, but api scrapers have some data that’s available.

https://steamid.uk/profile/76561198205271987 is Chris’ steam profile, there was a piece of information that caught my eye under the “Historic Groups” section (you have to log in with your steam account to view it.)

The second group is a dead link, but the first one, is still active. With two members. It’s to my understanding that this was likely a group that played Payday2, something that the idea guys incorporated.

Chris’ Steam account was public from 2020 to 2024, thus we can deduce that Chris would’ve been in this group at some point within those years.

The creator of this group is a user based in Denmark. Luci4.

Luci4’s account is open for viewing, the majority of their friends list are also people from Denmark. I’ve peered into some of their friends. Some of these people were also at some point in this group as seen in the “Historic Groups” section, I.E “Schalls”. Who has terrible opsec.

https://steamid.uk/profile/76561197962083173

I believe this might be significant as this points that Chris at some point associated with a circle that came from Denmark. It may be entirely possible that “Flutter” may also be apart of this circle, despite evidence pointing that she’s Finnish. Denmark isn’t too far off. It may be worth looking into.