Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's still a mystery to me why "Flutter" would even get involved with mother-raping "Chris Chan" in the first place.

She's as fucked up as he is. She feeds into his god delusions and is into guys who rape their elderly mother. She contacted him AFTER he was arrested for raping his elderly mother. She deserves to get doxed because society should know about it

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Either has something to gain from the arrangement (monetary?) or is like the suitress and feels an autistic connection/pity for Chris

It's either the second option, or the first plus the second.

Being fucked in the head is pretty much a given for anyone who willingly and publicly associates with such a toxic clown as Chris.

You couldn't pay me enough to tolerate Chris, much less in public.

 

[King Kiwi]

It's still a mystery to me why "Flutter" would even get involved with mother-raping "Chris Chan" in the first place.

Because she has piss for brains.

But that doesn't mean she isn't irritating asf.

 

[PhiloRustica]

She's as fucked up as he is. She feeds into his god delusions and is into guys who rape their elderly mother. She contacted him AFTER he was arrested for raping his elderly mother. She deserves to get doxed because society should know about it

I know this is wildly , but is it possible he is a charity case to her? There is a type of person, especially women, who take in strays. The more damaged the better.

Flutter might be a lonely, directionless woman with a heart full of good intentions who sees the most despised and lonely man on earth and thinks, “I could be his friend. I could help him when no one else will.”

 

[The Un-Clit]

I know this is wildly , but is it possible he is a charity case to her? There is a type of person, especially women, who take in strays. The more damaged the better.

Flutter might be a lonely, directionless woman with a heart full of good intentions who sees the most despised and lonely man on earth and thinks, “I could be his friend. I could help him when no one else will.”

I think that's way optimistic bro, mainly because of his Roman hands and Russian fingers. He gets handsy with any female who willingly gets within hugging range. More and more so the longer the association.

She has to be in a willing romantic relationship with him or else the most iron willed controlling ball-breaking bitch behind the scenes to keep him completely cowed, and women like that are not soft-hearted altruistic friends in need.

 

[demicolon]

There's a possibility she's a terminally online brony freak herself and Chris is the best male companionship she can pull. I mean, imagine being her and trying to find a boyfriend who wouldn't be embarassed to be seen with someone who looks like a kid.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I know this is wildly , but is it possible he is a charity case to her? There is a type of person, especially women, who take in strays. The more damaged the better.

Do not compare Chris to stray dogs, they are all much better than Chris will ever be. Hell, mine's a stray too.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I know this is wildly , but is it possible he is a charity case to her? There is a type of person, especially women, who take in strays. The more damaged the better.

Flutter might be a lonely, directionless woman with a heart full of good intentions who sees the most despised and lonely man on earth and thinks, “I could be his friend. I could help him when no one else will.”

She'd still be doing that for a guy who raped his elderly mother.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

I think that's way optimistic bro, mainly because of his Roman hands and Russian fingers. He gets handsy with any female who willingly gets within hugging range. More and more so the longer the association.

Do we know that to still be true? Post-jail Chris is wildly different from Golden Era Chris. Is it possible that he got the horny teen nonsense out of his system after what he did to his mother?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Do we know that to still be true? Post-jail Chris is wildly different from Golden Era Chris. Is it possible that he got the horny teen nonsense out of his system after what he did to his mother?

Considering Chris seems to have gotten with Flutter even before leaving jail, it doesn't seem as if he had the opportunity to.
If anything, the only thing that changed is that Chris does not pursue more than one partner at a time, like he attempted with Bella, Fiona and Barb, though he ultimately picked Barb.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Do we know that to still be true? Post-jail Chris is wildly different from Golden Era Chris. Is it possible that he got the horny teen nonsense out of his system after what he did to his mother?

Even though he may have damaged his sex drive somewhat with the titty skittles, he's still a man who has had only two sexual partners in his life, one a hooker and one his unresisting geriatric mother.

He has no chance for growth and experience in how to deal with women and still deals from an early teen level, still excited to touch boobage. No, he won't change without some years of a real sexual relationship with a normal (ish) woman.

Ironically he may be doing this now with Flutter if she's really into him somehow. His recent examples of being spotted looking almost normal when out in public with her lean towards this.

 

[Bad as Can]

The photo's taken during one of Chris's trips. This means the photo's either from between April to late May 2024, late September to October 2024, December 2024 to January 2025 or April to mid May 2025. Judging from the fact that the table specifically contains things that Chris uses at that current time since it's the streaming room and changes it quite often, plus the fact it has that postcard, I suspect it's from the last trip.

I think I just figured out exactly where the picture was taken at the amusement park. On the Taiga roller coaster (opened 2019), there is a camera mounted on the back of each left seat and the riders can purchase photos or videos after the ride.
https://www.linnanmaki.fi/en/more-about-rides/ride-photos-and-videos/

On the google reviews, people have posted these pictures that can you purchase. I found one with similar sunlight and shadow from the coaster.

The only thing that is missing is the metal tube in the seat.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I think I just figured out exactly where the picture was taken at the amusement park. On the Taiga roller coaster (opened 2019), there is a camera mounted on the back of each left seat and the riders can purchase photos or videos after the ride.
https://www.linnanmaki.fi/en/more-about-rides/ride-photos-and-videos/

On the google reviews, people have posted these pictures that can you purchase. I found one with similar sunlight and shadow from the coaster.

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The only thing that is missing is the metal tube in the seat.

Great catch! I indeed knew it was these roofs that were in the photograph.
And wanna know something even better?
A redditor scoured through the available footage of the park and...
(archive)
Chris and Flutter are seen at 2:12 of the video.

This is the same shirt as in the photo. And yeah...they're holding hands...
I can't believe me scouting the Twitter pics for clues, another person mentioning Linnamaki, in person scouting and video analysis would lead to this, but here we are.
The photo seems to most likely come from April 30th, 2024, unless Chris wore a different shirt that day. I actually sorta forgot that he was in Finland at that time, but he was there, only returning three weeks later.

 

[Bad as Can]

This is the same shirt as in the photo.
I can't believe me scouting the Twitter pics for clues, another person mentioning Linnamaki, in person scouting and video analysis would lead to this, but here we are.
The photo seems to most likely come from April 30th, 2024, unless Chris wore a different shirt that day. I actually sorta forgot that he was in Finland at that time, but he was there, only returning three weeks later.

That's an insane coincidence that someone was filming the same day that they were there. They must've been there for the opening day of the swing ride. Or was it the opening day of the whole park?

Holding hands like a couple...

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

That's an insane coincidence that someone was filming the same day that they were there. They must've been there for the opening day of the swing ride. Or was it the opening day of the whole park?

Holding hands like a couple...

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I mean, everyone filming specifically the day of the opening would be nothing weird. Them going there specifically on the opening day would also not be weird.
Now, obviously, this means that we need to look up every single video from that day at Linnamaki to look for these two.

 

[Varis]

Collective autism strikes again. Good job!

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Collective autism strikes again. Good job!

Indeed.
This one specific lead being analyzed and solved by so many different people is why I love this place. We all work together to solve this.

 

[Pink-Over-Nail]

So this video sequence of them holding hands confirms that they're a couple? I can't believe it...

 

[Ammyterasu]

That's an insane coincidence that someone was filming the same day that they were there. They must've been there for the opening day of the swing ride. Or was it the opening day of the whole park?

Holding hands like a couple...

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The indomitable power of weaponized autism strikes again

But really, if I didn't know about Chris, seeing that lumbering figure of a man with gray unkept hair, wearing a padded bra and women's trinkets, bringing what looks like a little girl to a ride and presumably getting handsy with her.. I would be worried.

 

[The Un-Clit]

So this video sequence of them holding hands confirms that they're a couple? I can't believe it...

It's one more chunk of evidence for the theory that they are indeed a romantic couple but it doesn't by itself confirm anything.

In many non-Anglophone countries it's common for people not in a sexual relationship to hold hands, even two men or two women who are friends.

That sperging aside, it pretty much nails it down that they're a couple and Chris is finally having a chance to mature.

I'm starting to wonder if Chris is now doing the Goddess LARP purely on camera at Caden's request/requirement so that Praetor can continue to sell Sonichu consoomer schlock, whereas In the real world with Flutter he's a man again.