Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Made In Wales]

Im putting a bet on him reading more "Ferret was oom" comments and then going "I just cant do it, i cant take this shit no mo" and taking a break from work (and by work i mean the 8 hours he works on heartbound everyday).

When is his hard drive going to be checked?

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I bet Jason was never told by his parents 'stop being such a whiny fat fuck' and was instead given all the ass-pats and 'our Son can never do wrong' platitudes.

It seems that his dad asspatted him and spoiled him, while his mother tried to introduce some discipline and raise him as a decent human. Hence he hates her now to the point of never talking about her, making her a villain in his shitty "game", and being a faggot who fucks men. Bet he even made his wife poon out, much like Onision.

That's my shitty Mald "search engine"™ (donut steel). I might dump the source on a throwaway GitHub account or something, and then leave the thread forever because the code is shit

Can you check about "eat my entire ass"? That one seems like a new development.

 

[Made In Wales]

It seems that his dad asspatted him and spoiled him, while his mother tried to introduce some discipline and raise him as a decent human. Hence he hates her now to the point of never talking about her, making her a villain in his shitty "game", and being a faggot who fucks men. Bet he even made his wife poon out, much like Onision.


Can you check about "eat my entire ass"? That one seems like a new development.

Onision - THAT is who he reminds me of.

Or a fatter version of the loser Shanny For Christ was shacked up with.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Full latest stream archived here. Same folder as the previous stream. New one is the 18GB "Dune Awakening" file.

 

[ScurvyRat]

the thing that fucks me up about him is how he sits with his elbows pointed towards his ribs

Just tried sitting like this.
I have to push my arms in, I feel restricted by my shoulders and pecs. It takes effort to keep my elbows pointed at my ribs. Impossible to do this and use the computer like Mald does in the picture.
It is actively painful and I have no range of motion. My elbows naturally want to point out.

What a strange thing to point out. What a strange thing to be true. What kind of body composition does one have to have to sit like that naturally??

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

When is his hard drive going to be checked?

Forget the hard drive, I’m morbidly curious who’s going to be the jackass to tip the cow and call Animal Control about the Ferret Horde. I know it’s been brought up ITT that he apparently doesn’t have it listed as a Rescue or a Charity, which seems retarded solely on a “Having to pay Taxes on the Horde” front, but I’m surprised no Karen or A-Log hasn’t thought to do it…

 

[50 euro note]

90% sure him saying his community is responsible for software and game sdevelopment as a tag on twtitch is a lie/
he said that a video of him complaining about that not being the case then getting a plate of chicken tendies delivered to him is why it happened but the video getting posted to LSF and the tag begin created are 8 months apart. which he now says is him rallying for 8 months

He did say that, but there actually might be some truth to the claim that he was responsible for it. It seems that Twitch added the category because of 2 UserVoice suggestions (a), one of which was his (a) and it seems to have gotten plenty of votes as well. Maldy likes to overexaggerate his role in everything but this could've just been a solid suggestion at the time that picked up real popular support, as he was still a small streamer back then.

Spoiler

Curiously, while trying (and failing) to archive his suggestion, I noticed his name 3 years ago (last page snapshot) was "GoPirateSoftware" instead of "PirateSoftware". Currently he only has that name on his site url and mail. I don't remember that being discussed here and maybe it isn't important but it supports the theory that he deliberately chose his name to trick the algorithm.

 

[Reunion]

On the day of the tweet, he wakes up to the incident with his mailbox. Curiously, he mentions on stream that it was purposefully destroyed, and that he had footage from his security cameras that had been sent to the police report, both statements were missing in his tweets(unless i missed it)

I would just like to bring attention to his little spergout about, "I KNOW EVERYONE THERE! I KNOW YOUR ENTIRE CHAIN OF COMMAND!" Can you imagine trying to go to work to install some telecomms bullshit and Mald is standing there with a clipboard shoving it in your face demanding to know your name and what you're doing there? And then doing that to literally everyone to show up to the job site? Seeing him bring out the shovel and start digging up his mailbox while seething about how much he's going to ownzone you when you leave for the day? Insane behavior, dude.

Of course realistically none of this happened and he just malded from the window and they happened to clip his mailbox when they were leaving.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

This guy has the most insane fat kid energy I've encountered in quite a while.
You know the kid in high school that hit puberty a bit later than his peers, a little chubby and immensely awkward and thus makes no friends and instead is the punchline for everyone and gets bullied?
Well, many people, like our friend over here, never use the sweet spot that happens between high school and college/uni/first job to do a tabula rasa and become a normal person and reinvent themselves to a completely new group of people and instead revert into a horribly arrogant smug nasty holier than thou 0 self critique whileyouwerepartyingiwasstudyingtheblade rick and morty enjoying the problem is you not me FUCK.
The bonus with maldy is that he also retained being a shapeless blob of soy as well. (fat lol)
I'll take my tophats.

The only shit that's bloated about him is his code. Everything else is pretty shallow.

 

[The Stranger]

The only shit that's bloated about him is his code. Everything else is pretty shallow.

Don't forgot his ASS is bloated with GNOMES AND FERRETS

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

ok im starting to assemble everything
does anyone know a good font that will fit
best i could find is bad signal
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Try putting the text in the background, behind the hills and have it fade as being obscured by mist. The font could be the same font as in the WEF video as a subtle nod, perhaps.

 

[The Goon Boss]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Y03L5KlXDLg

 

[Billy Bong]

Forget the hard drive, I’m morbidly curious who’s going to be the jackass to tip the cow and call Animal Control about the Ferret Horde. I know it’s been brought up ITT that he apparently doesn’t have it listed as a Rescue or a Charity, which seems retarded solely on a “Having to pay Taxes on the Horde” front, but I’m surprised no Karen or A-Log hasn’t thought to do it…

To my knowlledge, no ferret has ever been rescued, except by the sweet release of death. Has Jason ever found a home for one, or are they there for keeps?

 

[Nick Gars]

Just a game review of Heartbound.

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After watching this, my suspicions about Shartbound have been confimed. Its an Undertale skin-walker with the best parts (the combat and music) removed. Meaning the game has to rely on its story to be any good (just read a fucking book at that point), and as we've seen so far, the story is little more than an outlet for Jason's mommy and ego issues. This dogshit was doomed to fail, even if this useless fuck got around to finishing it. Walking simulators are fucking gay and low effort, Jason. If Jason could skin Toby Fox and wear his flesh as a costume, he would, but he will NEVER be Toby Fox, he can't even ape Undertale properly.


At least I learned about Steam's Spacewar. That was an interesting little rabbit hole.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Try putting the text in the background, behind the hills and have it fade as being obscured by mist. The font could be the same font as in the WEF video as a subtle nod, perhaps.

World economic forum?
but text being behind the mountains could work

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

ok im starting to assemble everything
does anyone know a good font that will fit
best i could find is bad signal
View attachment 7635219

Wouldn't Ubishit make more sense being purple and Snoy orange? Unless they're meant to represent something else. I'm so out of date on logos it took me a while to get the Activision head.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Wouldn't Ubishit make more sense being purple and Snoy orange? Unless they're meant to represent something else. I'm so out of date on logos it took me a while to get the Activision head.

i was more trying to fit the theme with horsemen analogy
and activision has the V cause they dont have the symbol and V is the most striking out of the letters in their logo

 

[Tingle]

seems his chat has taken to CELEBRATING every chat ban with spamming 404. Imagine celebrating mass bans / janny deletions


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Literal cult-like behavior. I wish one of the autists who broke down his channel subs over time would make a breakdown on how many of his viewers are actually viewers and not just bots/employees of his.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

World economic forum?
but text being behind the mountains could work
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Correct, but I guess plain bold Arial is pretty boring.

Here was I was thinking of, a kind of menacing look to the text, you could probably make it even more dramatic with a skew effect and some fog;

 

[itogi]