Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Earthly Treasures]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

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This really sounds like a guy who grew up on 4Chan and can deal with mean internet trolling.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Y03L5KlXDLg

Funniest part is the eve online referral code in the description

 

[blargenheimer]

seems his chat has taken to CELEBRATING every chat ban with spamming 404. Imagine celebrating mass bans / janny deletions


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Gonna be a treat when the trolls 404 the next ferret death

 

[MercuryMan]

Gonna be a treat when the trolls 404 the next ferret death

I think it's very fitting that his chat spams 404 because the update for Heartbound is still nowhere to be found.

 

[whalebiologist]

ferretfucker.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

404 Mana Not Found
What am I supposed to do for you? Eat my entire ass.

404 Ferret Vital Signs Not Found
What am I supposed to do for them? Eat my entire ass.

404 Consumer Rights Not Found
The game you paid full price for ran out of mana and got deleted from your library. What am I supposed to do for you? Eat my entire ass.

404 Sane Behavior Not Found
Insane behavior, dude. Eat my entire ass.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Full latest stream archived here. Same folder as the previous stream. New one is the 18GB "Dune Awakening" file.

I've uploaded AI transcripts for the latest stream into the same folder too.
I also bring you some fun word-counting. Let's take a look.

Spoiler: 2-words

Top 50 Most Frequent 2-Word Phrases:
1. "doo doo " (150 times)
2. "austin key " (126 times)
3. "key austin " (125 times)
4. "bits said " (72 times)
5. "don know " (69 times)
6. "let see " (63 times)
7. "500 bits " (61 times)
8. "re gonna " (46 times)
9. "don think " (42 times)
10. "like really " (38 times)
11. "deep desert " (37 times)
12. "don like " (32 times)
13. "like like " (30 times)
14. "yeah yeah " (29 times)
15. "yeah like " (26 times)
16. "makes sense " (24 times)
17. "thank much " (23 times)
18. "re like " (23 times)
19. "yeah don " (22 times)
20. "ve got " (22 times)
21. "right like " (21 times)
22. "let go " (21 times)
23. "like don " (21 times)
24. "block game " (20 times)
25. "really good " (20 times)
26. "make sense " (20 times)
27. "re going " (20 times)
28. "don want " (19 times)
29. "something like " (19 times)
30. "like re " (19 times)
31. "don care " (18 times)
32. "looks like " (17 times)
33. "hell yeah " (17 times)
34. "yeah re " (17 times)
35. "lot people " (17 times)
36. "shit like " (16 times)
37. "hype train " (16 times)
38. "ve never " (16 times)
39. "video game " (16 times)
40. "really weird " (16 times)
41. "little bit " (16 times)
42. "go look " (16 times)
43. "corruption resistance" (16 times)
44. "right yeah " (15 times)
45. "kind like " (15 times)
46. "like lot " (15 times)
47. "stuff like " (14 times)
48. "like yeah " (14 times)
49. "kind weird " (14 times)
50. "don even " (14 times)

Spoiler: 3-words

Top 50 Most Frequent 3-Word Phrases:
1. "doo doo doo " (149 times)
2. "austin key austin " (125 times)
3. "key austin key " (125 times)
4. "500 bits said " (61 times)
5. "doesn make sense " (12 times)
6. "don give shit " (11 times)
7. "kill underscore roy " (10 times)
8. "underscore roy 500 " (10 times)
9. "roy 500 bits " (10 times)
10. "don even know " (9 times)
11. "right let see " (9 times)
12. "didn update june " (8 times)
13. "yah yah yah " (8 times)
14. "let see yeah " (6 times)
15. "yeah don know " (6 times)
16. "doesn really matter " (6 times)
17. "old school runescape " (6 times)
18. "let go look " (6 times)
19. "may 1st may " (5 times)
20. "1st may 28th " (5 times)
21. "hope re good " (5 times)
22. "yah cheer 100 " (5 times)
23. "go deep desert " (5 times)
24. "don know don " (5 times)
25. "bits said cheer " (5 times)
26. "like don know " (5 times)
27. "ya cheer 100 " (5 times)
28. "really don like " (5 times)
29. "tastes like lobster " (5 times)
30. "work block game " (5 times)
31. "makes sense yeah " (5 times)
32. "1000 bits said " (5 times)
33. "102 flower sand " (5 times)
34. "thank much incredibly " (4 times)
35. "much incredibly nice " (4 times)
36. "updated may 1st " (4 times)
37. "updated may 28th " (4 times)
38. "yeah let see " (4 times)
39. "gonna wait ads " (4 times)
40. "bits said hi " (4 times)
41. "cheer 100 yah " (4 times)
42. "100 yah cheer " (4 times)
43. "make sense yeah " (4 times)
44. "re gonna go " (4 times)
45. "10 gifted subs " (4 times)
46. "know don know " (4 times)
47. "hype train level " (4 times)
48. "five dollars said " (4 times)
49. "000 bits said " (4 times)
50. "don think good " (4 times)

I'm not an expert, but does this read like a 12-hour game development stream to you? doo doo doo
Also: 12. "didn update june " (8 times)

You can't make this shit up.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

404 Mana Not Found
What am I supposed to do for you? Eat my entire ass.

404 Ferret Vital Signs Not Found
What am I supposed to do for them? Eat my entire ass.

404 Consumer Rights Not Found
The game you paid full price for ran out of mana and got deleted from your library. What am I supposed to do for you? Eat my entire ass.

404 Sane Behavior Not Found
Insane behavior, dude. Eat my entire ass.

i love how this entire lexicon has formed from the maldverse.

 

[Terfatron]

What a strange thing to point out. What a strange thing to be true. What kind of body composition does one have to have to sit like that naturally??

The one of a woman.
Ask me how I know....

But seriously, I even sat down by my computer while typing this to see and yes, I be damned, I have maldsitting-syndrome.
Aka, he sits like a bitch

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

ok im going to sleep
but im really happy with how it turns out to be

 

[Hooked on phobics]

The one of a woman.
Ask me how I know....

But seriously, I even sat down by my computer while typing this to see and yes, I be damned, I have maldsitting-syndrome.
Aka, he sits like a bitch

I thought this was weird at first but tried it. I wouldn't quite call it painful as much as it takes ACTIVE muscle work for me to stay there, and it's uncomfortable akin to a cramp??

It's a lot like "man spreading", the male body NATURALLY falls into certain positions, you can FORCE your legs closed, but it's uncomfortable. Me for instance, I can close them, but it actively makes my legs ache.

The fact he's able to do that says a lot . I also find it funny when these things make you discover very obscure things.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Honestly, I think it's bullshit, especially if Mald doesn't tell anyone about a follow up police report on the situation. It just seems so bullshit that the workers would get their tools out and smash the thing to bits because they hated him that much.

Do we know what address this was at?
Because I looked for police reports at his Ranch address and I didn't find anything up until like 6/29/2025.

 

[DairyFarmsWholeMilk]

uhoh the "it wont go anywhere its incoherent and there are no proper demands" bros are starting to sweat

the people acting like its on the people making the petition to iron out every single fucking detail and legislate and look at precedents legally like this is some sort of retarded criminal case and not a parliamentary process to propose policies and debate them.

GET FUCKED PIRATE DISINGENOUS TARD

 

[Roachbound]

Do we know what address this was at?
Because I looked for police reports at his Ranch address and I didn't find anything up until like 6/29/2025.

16604 92nd St NW, Lakebay, WA should be the address, it's the one big enough for an easement, and mald mentions it happens at his new property(also doesnt look like it had a mailbox prior)

It should be filed under that address, but there's a small possibility it could be filed under a neighbour's address since the construction involved them. That said, it'd be mald filing the police report

 

[kludge]

It's pretty funny how he's acted on loop for the past 15 or so years
>does something dumb that could be easily forgiven with a proper apology
>seethes and makes up excuses for his behavior
>never apologizes
>people turn on him due to his condescending faggot attitude
It was like that during his Eve days. It was like that during his Second Life days. It was like that during his OnlyFangs WOW days. It's like that now.

 

[bossmanpeterson]

His YouTube subs just keep on dropping.

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I don't get it, how are his numbers still going up if he's bleeding subs?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

It's pretty funny how he's acted on loop for the past 15 or so years
>does something dumb that could be easily forgiven with a proper apology
>seethes and makes up excuses for his behavior
>never apologizes
>people turn on him due to his condescending faggot attitude
It was like that during his Eve days. It was like that during his Second Life days. It was like that during his OnlyFangs WOW days. It's like that now.

To be more distinct, I really love when tons of unrelated communities all agree in unison out of nowhere "he's a dick head!!!" . Those moments are rare in life, but they do honestly bring a tear to my eye for how beautiful they are. I cherish those fleeting moments

 

[kludge]

tons of unrelated communities all agree in unison out of nowhere "he's a dick head!!!"

Chuds, trannies, furries, EVE autists, Second Life erp'ers, twitch and youtube coming together to say
>fuck Maldavius Fagtree

 

[Unimaginative Username]

I don't get it, how are his numbers still going up if he's bleeding subs?

I assume he's paying for botted viewers but didn't think to pay for botted subscriptions.

 

[Dr. Charles Forbin]

I don't get it, how are his numbers still going up if he's bleeding subs?

Views appears to be the total number of views his channel has since creation/whenever it started tracking. The +(views) shows how many views his videos got that day, not that his videos are gaining in average viewers

Edit: yeah the faggot's viewership gainz per day are decreasing. ~2mil - ~500k per day. Fucking ferrets probably isn't good for publicity