Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Chapalapachapa]

That's what they all say!

for the big ass and titties you have to stop jacking off to cartoon dogs and go outside claudio, hope that helps!

 

[Tablet County]

No-- *fly*

Nop-- *fly*

That's what th-- *fly*

You are all a bunch of sis-- *fl-- wait a minute is that a hummingbird?*

I don't think somebody who can't take banter on the internet without resorting to childish murder fantasies has any place calling anybody else a sissy. The less said about your predilections the better.

 

[Po's Cootah]

whats up with the brazil hate: beaches, friendly people, BIG ASS AND TITTIES, whats not to love if you arent a freak who rapes cats and his a mentally and phisically defective sissy

I feel flattered, to be honest.

...These are the people that managed to make 2 people kill themselves? Bro, those people were so fucking weak! These "people" think that hypotheticals are death threats!

You remind me of him.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You don't want to help me in the first place, Claus.

True! But I am sure that naive gringos will try helping you.

Galatians 6:1 (ESV)
Brothers, if anyone is caught in any transgression, you who are spiritual should restore him in a spirit of gentleness. Keep watch on yourself, lest you too be tempted.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

My neckhole smells like my asshole and both are leaky.

Nigger, we already knew that.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Dies by being hammered by the pointy back side of a hammer to the forehead

Is that the technical term?

Sparkletor called God a "false god" and that he prefers to go to Hell. Talk about flying a white flag!

I called your God a false God. You are as informed about theology as you are about every other subject you gotten wrong.

WHY THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU THINK THE 3 WISE MEN CAME TO BETHLEHEM?

The three Zoroastrians?

I meant your bank account, dumbshit.

Oh. So when are the Jews going to close my bank account? I didn't open it under my Kiwifarms screen name so I might be okay.

[Sparkletor voice] ThErApy Is FoR WomEn!1!1! ACK! *Dies from anemia*

That's why you need therapy. Because you act like a woman.

You are confusing that pagan religion with Catholicism, buddy. Did you get the mistake from the same spot @Sparkletor 2.0 did?

Once again, you prove you have no knowledge of any sort of religious history.

i know you've cried yourself to sleep some nights claudio, no thats not a lucky guess, i know you hate your life, you should kill yourself

Claudio has actually admitted that he does in fact cry himself to sleep over his thread.

Because, let me remind you, no one is coming here to save you HERE.

Save me from what? Your impotent crash out?

I understand my mom is too empathetic and emotional for what I told her today, but she doesnt seem to comprehend this:

Paging Dr. Freud! Claudio has a very unhealthy relationship with his mother. I wonder why that could be. Hint: starts with Oedipus.

and the zygote of your mother.

Claudio's mother is a goat.

 

[Tablet County]

That's why you need therapy. Because you act like a woman.

It's no wonder he was given to a female therapist.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

I don't think somebody who can't take banter on the internet without resorting to childish murder fantasies has any place calling anybody else a sissy. The less said about your predilections the better.

The funniest thing is he's a sissy because he lists himself as a bottom on Twitter.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The funniest thing is he's a sissy because he lists himself as a bottom on Twitter.

Yeah. He loves getting fucked in the ass. That's why he keeps coming back to get reamed out day after day. He likes getting dominated by the Kiwifarms.

Makes little baby Jesus sick to his stomach. Oh, well. Hell for Claudio will be an eternity with everyone getting things shoved in their ass except him.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Dunno about you. But I'm having fun showing what I do in here to my (most recent) ex, who I am friends with. IF you use your memory, he's the one @Tread Miller mentioned.

"What do you─?"

"Rewind the stream, nigga. I'm not repeating myself"-LTG

Hint, for the troglodyte that is @Tread Miller

The DMs

 

[Tablet County]

Dunno about you. But I'm having fun showing what I do in here to my (most recent) ex, who I am friends with.

If he thinks you being a gay retard on the internet is impressive or interesting he must be a loser too.

Hint, for the

Nobody cares, Claudio.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Dunno about you. But I'm having fun showing what I do in here to my (most recent) ex, who I am friends with. IF you use your memory, he's the one @Tread Miller mentioned.

"What do you─?"

"Rewind the stream, nigga. I'm not repeating myself"-LTG

Wow. That's real interesting. Did you tell him about how you raped a cat and everyone found out you lied about it?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Wow. That's real interesting. Did you tel─ack! *Gets killed by getting a chainsaw up his groin*

Never lied. Never raped a cat.

But you? You are going to Hell. So why bother?

 

[Goycast Guy]

Does Claudio support Homosexual Marriage?

Did you read it? Good.

Because if you thought YES...

You would be very wrong!

It's a massive

NO

So why are you a faggot then?

Your father is Satan.

Yes Claudio, the guy who’s speaking calmly literally worships satan himself while the guy who’s coming up with a bunch of ways for other posters to die is totally the most holy man to ever live.

 

[Tablet County]

So why bother?

You're bothering at this very moment in time.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Makes little baby Jesus sick to his stomach.

Jesus doesn't like being spoken about by people like you, just sayin'. He knows your intent.

Claudio's mother is a goat.

HAH. YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!111!!!!!!1! *90's laugh track spam in your ear*

Galatians 6:1 (ESV)
Brothers, if anyone is caught in any transgression, you who are spiritual should restore him in a spirit of gentleness. Keep watch on yourself, lest you too be tempted.

James 1:26​

If anyone thinks he is religious and does not
bridle his tongue but deceives his heart,
this person's religion is worthless.

I can do this all day, cunt.

The funniest thing is he's a sissy because he lists himself as a bottom on Twitter.

How old is that account again? How many years ago?

Plus, you guys are such sissies, that you can't even make your own women fuck you and get babies from you. You are dying off. Get moving!

It's no wonder he was given to a─ACK! *Dies from getting insects thrown in his throat after it gets cut open*

It's almost like women are the majority nowadays in that sector. Dumbass. I want to study to balance the fucking odds.

Retard.


What an interesting fantasy they have! Let's see how that works for him, Cotton!

 

[Tablet County]

HAH. YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!111!!!!!!1! *90's laugh track spam in your ear*

Oh no! Now he's fake-deaf from the fake-laugh track you cast upon his eardrums!

How old is that account again? How many years ago?

Plus, you guys are such sissies, that you can't even make your own women fuck you and get babies from you. You are dying off. Get moving!

You don't even fuck women, Claudio.

It's almost like women are the majority nowadays in that sector. Dumbass. I want to study to balance the fucking odds.

Ret-- *hospitalized from getting insects thrown in his neck tube, no slitting required*

Claudio Hernandez Castaneda, Psychiatrist.
Honestly you'd fit right in.

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What an interesting fantasy they have! Let's see how that works for him, Cotton!

Probably just fine because there will be no consequences other than you continuing to embarrass yourself. So really you're just rewarding him.

Jesus doesn't like being spoken about by people like you, just sayin'. He knows your intent.

If anyone thinks he is religious and does not
bridle his tongue but deceives his heart,
this person's religion is worthless.

The self-awareness is truly stunning.
If you went to Hell, Claudio, would you even be able to tell the difference?

 

[Goycast Guy]

If anyone thinks he is religious and does not
bridle his tongue but deceives his heart,
this person's religion is worthless.

I can do this all day, cunt.

It’s funny how every verse you post can be used against you. If you’re such a faithful and good Christian man Claudio, why do you wanna violently kill every single person here? You even wanna kill babies as you’ve admitted before.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I called your God a false God. You are as informed about theology─ACK! *Gets killed after getting bitten by deathly serpents, oh so suddenly!*

You called GOD a false god. Don't get mixed up, sweetcheeks! You are going to Hell, and I already won.

So why are you a fag─ACK! *Gets killed after erotic autoaxphysia goes wrong*

Why are you heterosexual? Go on. Tell me.

Btw you can't say "cuz it's natural" because then you'll imply you are a fucking animal with no sense of human cognition. Retard. I'm implying what you are reading, silly. You chose it. Everything you do is a fucking choice. Even abstinence is a choice. You fucking heard me. Any sexual activity is a choice.

Paging Dr. Freud! Claudio has a very unhealthy relationship with his mother. I wonder why that could be. Hint: starts with Oedipus.

You mean the same "complex" that your white ancestors abused in the past to try to justify pedophilia? That one?

In case this retard doesn't get it. These are the issues this "complex" caused in the long term after being conceptualized.

Lack of Empirical Evidence.
Pathologizing Normal Family Dynamics (Something something Hollywood actors something something)
Dismissing or Minimizing Child Sexual Abuse (You are the 54% of sex trafficking clientele after all!)

But since you are already going to Hell, condone domestic abuse, and denigrate the sick, you might as well defend rape now! Do it, cunt. I dare you.

Save me from what? Your impotent crash out?

From getting tortured, murdered and thrown away like trash in the case your government does not find you useful anymore.

Once again, you prove you have no knowledge of any sort of religious history.

You haven't answered my question, faggot.

Where

Did

You

Take

Reincarnation

FROM?!

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Any sexual activity is a choice.

Soooo why did you have those ERPs on Xitter then?