Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Sheogorath]

It's like the old "code you write when you get paid per line" joke

well if you think about it that is his current situation

 

[News Enjoyer]

Isn't he also just describing what Undertale does with its battles?

For major battles Undertale often alters its basic combat system into a minigame format, but is generally about dodging oddly-shaped bullets. What he's describing is closer to WarioWare with an RPG veneer, though the "no statistic increases but your health" is very reminiscent of Undertale from what I remember.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

so maybe you should consider rewriting Shartbound in Rust

I know it's a meme, but Rust is too much for Jason's brain.

the occasional Swift

If I'm not mistaken, the idea is not "occasional" Swift but a full port to Swift right? I read about that somewhere.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Reminder that Blockgame has been offline for more than a month.
Instead of working on the server issues, he's tweaking cost of items.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

Yea the good combat in Heartbound, so many encounters, I can count them with 1 finger
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Why do pooners always draw in this specific art-style of desaturated colors and super thin lines? It always seems to be their inevitable artistic conclusion no matter what style they came from.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Reminder that Blockgame has been offline for more than a month.
Instead of working on the server issues, he's tweaking cost of items.

He's working on it every single day after stream, at the same time as he writes Heartbound (which is hard, btw).

Insane behavior, dude.

 

[Glowie]

That hairline is looking rough

His "second puberty" in action

It's like Ross said: politicians like an easy win.

The problem people in Brussels are career politicians, they need someone to explain what SKG is about and refute every single bad faith argument, misleading statements to outright lies.
Explaining what this covers, what it is and what it isn't to career politicians that live and breathe politics.

In case freedomlanders didn't know. Brussels has kill switch to disable entire internet. Politicians don't exactly play video games or understand media preservation.
Billion dollar corporations throw their legal teams to fight this and try to prevent this from passing.

This is going to be dragged out legal battle this risks bottom line every greedy fuck operating in Europe.. This isn't going to be an easy win, this might drag on over next year.

As EU citizens I don't trust chucklefucks to do thus on their own. They need a tard wrangler and prevent another Qatargate

I have to politisperg a little bit, ever since Huawei was caught handing money under the table alongside Qatar.

It's reasonable to believe that crops who spend millions producing games are likely to try politicians and vote to favor big corporations instead of consumers.

Yes this might sound schizoautisic, I've seen so much rot and undisclosed lobbying that lead to strikes and protests for decades.

Whenever it's trying to cut farm sector and cut income of farmers, refugee crisis and COVID mismanagement which lead to drugs factories making vaccines instead of drugs needed to treat epilepsy, strokes and more big pharmaceutical companies lobbied the shit out Brussels and impacted lives millions.

Politicians never say no to money EVER.


EVER

 

[nayeon]

does anyone know if his dad who actually contributed to blizzard is embarrassed of malding faggot's behavior? like any clips of him denouncing the behavior of his personality disorder ridden son?

 

[limbdiction]

Reminder that Blockgame has been offline for more than a month.
Instead of working on the server issues, he's tweaking cost of items.

People are also asking him what he's coding and he keeps answering in his regular holier than thou voice, "This isn't gamemaker, this is notepad++ and I'm editing a YAML configuration file. This is configuration, not coding. I understand a lot of chat aren't programmers so they don't know the difference."

This dude has been roasted for months now over working on a shitty Minecraft config file in the software development category instead of his game. Now he's decided that the roast is actually a perfect vehicle to explain how smart he is to people who don't know what a configuration file is.

You can't make this shit up.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Why do pooners always draw in this specific art-style of desaturated colors and super thin lines? It always seems to be their inevitable artistic conclusion no matter what style they came from.

I think one possible ancestor of that style is the Bone comic series:

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

His "second puberty" in action

What's the deal with him calling it "second puberty"? I remember the context was him talking about it with his doctor or something, but as far as I know, "second puberty" refers to menopause (I wouldn't be surprised if this walking vagina did go through menopause) are there any hints towards what he actually did? Thyroplasty? vocal training?

 

[Mr. Johnson]

does anyone know if his dad who actually contributed to blizzard is embarrassed of malding faggot's behavior? like any clips of him denouncing the behavior of his personality disorder ridden son?

His dad streams on twitch, I imagine he avoids the drama questions but I never watched him. All I saw was a clip of him explaining the Mald's boss thincident. Mald uses this story as a gotcha that his boss didn't know his father was a big deal at the company. Since the drama in January I didn't see any crossover clips, but that's probably because his dad is more professional and knows when to not attract attention.

Oh but also- his dad shared messages how Mald didn't message him for a year and forgot his birthday.

Man his twitch community is the most gullible cult on the internet "It[heartbound] was always something that I did on the side, it was always something that I enjoyed doing on my off-time"....yeah, once again, a whole narrative change(LIE) from his original story of "this video game is my magnus opum that I've quit my government job for". I guess mald admits he spent 2017-2023 as a full-time low viewership streamer making 1 grand a month(around minimum wage like his blizzard QA job) and survived off his inheritance.

Mald really is the poster nepobaby, inheriting millions of dollars and engages in hedonistic shit 24/7 but acts like he was never privileged in life and blames everyone else for his own failure.

He isn't even grateful enough to fcking message his dad, the guy he owes his ENTIRE career to, happy birthday. original twitch link

 

[Glowie]

What's the deal with him calling it "second puberty"? I remember the context was him talking about it with his doctor or something, but as far as I know, "second puberty" refers to menopause (I wouldn't be surprised if this walking vagina did go through menopause) are there any hints towards what he actually did? Thyroplasty? vocal training?

Context why he has deep voice and totally not a voice filter.

There is a reason why he is a literal basement dweller and shut in. Chances are if you meet him in person you get to hear pooner voice.

Jason is insecure as fuck

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

Context why he has deep voice and totally not a voice filter.

There is a reason why he is a literal basement dweller and shut in. Chances are if you meet him in person you get to hear pooner voice.

Jason is insecure as fuck

I saw him give a speech at the streamer emmys and minus the huge bass boost he sounded the same pitch, although there are some moments where his pitch seems to go up, specifically whenever he finishes a sentence.

I think sloptubers should talk more about his cringe furry past. Extra points for mentioning ikea gnome.

The fat retard delivers (I assume this is just him watching the Lanza video but the more the name Maldivius becomes known, the happier I am)

 

[Adam Copium]

New LSF post on Mald

https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1lyncys/piratesoftwares_thoughts_on_making_an_apology/

 

[cigint]

are there any hints towards what he actually did? Thyroplasty? vocal training?

There is clearly digital audio fuckery going on with his voice, which you will see if you load up any of his chatting clilps into an audio software and plot the freq spectrum. As far as real effects that could change his voice, increases in testosterone can damage the vocal chords even after puberty. This increase could be caused by T supplements, which aging men sometimes take for various reasons. It is not normal for men to have a sudden surge of natural testosterone in middle age and a doctor would not have asserted so.

 

[Vince McMahon]

New LSF post on Mald

https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1lyncys/piratesoftwares_thoughts_on_making_an_apology/

As per true narc tradition, he refuses to be conciliatory. Yes, someone will mistake apology for weakness but by tripling down on your retardation, you invite bigger and bitier sharks, who will exploit the shit out of you and milk you.

He really is a speedrunner to surpass Rekieta. That kind of intransigence from someone so short-sighted will not go "unrewarded" for long.

 

[itogi]

New LSF post on Mald

https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1lyncys/piratesoftwares_thoughts_on_making_an_apology/

Video archive

 

[hand holding faggot]

I think it's also funny that on Heartbound's steam page, one of the people he used a pull-quote from was Jacksepticeye, who recently tore him up in a video about his SKG shenanigans. What's even funnier about that pull-quote is that it came from Jack's video of the demo(where Jack looks coked out of his mind), and not the "full game". Calling that a review is a bit exaggerated. Aka completely on-brand for Mald.

If Jack even remembers playing shitbound, I wonder if he regrets endorsing it now.

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Both fonts look good, but the first one is more ironic. I think the only thing that could be improved on the first one is to make the text less obscured, more like the second one.

Question and not a criticism: why not blue for blizzard, since the blizzard logo is blue? Did you think it would clash with the blue on SKG's banner? Was it a stylistic choice to highlight blizzard's evil?

"I can't wait to see more of this!" monkey paw curls

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

It's a bit too charitable and doesn't cover how Khronos isn't a lawyer and was lying with the intent to intimidate

Did we get confirmation on that?
I mean it was obvious lmao but nice to have something to link to braindead orbiters