Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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did anyone archive the recent hour-long stream that he deleted?
I missed it sadly. I archived the two 7 hour streams though. I don't frequent this thread very often, but is there a place people post the archived streams? Or just a local copy in this thread? I can push 'em up, just want to make sure that's the threadly procedure.
 
White Bowser
Shit, not trying to derail The King's thread but does anyone know what The White Bowser is up to these days? Haven't heard much about him and I miss Earl... that thilly bith... He was a weal lolcow. Has he tried groping any other teenage titties recently? Or admitted to watching more Tawawawawawawawa on a Monday?
 
Shit, not trying to derail The King's thread but does anyone know what The White Bowser is up to these days? Haven't heard much about him and I miss Earl... that thilly bith... He was a weal lolcow. Has he tried groping any other teenage titties recently? Or admitted to watching more Tawawawawawawawa on a Monday?

He has a thread here.
 
"Cool cobras, we gonna' show you how to do a dank food hack with Jimmy Dean's stuffed hashbrown and breakfast croissant, ever so delicately, toobz."

All the meats. All the cheeses. All the Buffalo sauces.

"To quote one of my favorite Italian food content creators, 'Eat, and enjoy life!'" TWU.

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He said he's been up all night partying with fans? You mean his chat or did some goobers come over?
 
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He has a thread here.

So does Average CEO Respecter. That account is a sock of Tyler Kolbe, aka Joshua Roberts.

At risk of derailing this thread, just know that he's well known to be a massive liar. So take any post from him with a 50lb bag of salt. Tyler is a schizo White Bowser alog, and among many other retarded exploits, he thinks he's going to be the next Liz Fong-Jones and take down Kiwi Farms with his ChatGPT lawyer.

You'll notice in his many emails to Null linked below, he signs them both with his real name and Average CEO Respecter.


Here's Tyler's very own KF thread.

 
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So does Average CEO Respecter. That account is a sock of Tyler Kolbe, aka Joshua Roberts.

At risk of derailing this thread, just know that he's well known to be a massive liar. So take any post from him with a 50lb bag of salt. Tyler is a schizo White Bowser alog, and among many other retarded exploits, he thinks he's going to be the next Liz Fong-Jones and take down Kiwi Farms with his ChatGPT lawyer.

You'll notice in his many emails to Null linked below, he signs them both with his real name and Average CEO Respecter.


Here's Tyler's very own KF thread.

Some of you here may also recognize him as a NAL a-log and he also once willingly admitted to being the one that called the cops on Cobes when he went outside with a fake gun while he was still living in the Conquistadors.
 
Just thought I'd let you whatever you Cobes fans call yourself know. You've got a paypig ween from the DSP sphere setting his sights on Cobes
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Iron Chef Sakai (ICS) or as PPP called him "Iron Chef Cuckai" was a paypig that appeared during May 2024 for DSP and would dump thousands a week on Phil to get him to do what he wanted. He's probably gonna try doing the same with Cobes. He only left Phil cause Phil has oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) and ICS just wanted to ween, so Phil eventually set him to ban on sight. And you can tell this type of guy wants attention cause he tried becoming a detractor the first time he broke up with Phil, but the detractors didn't want him in the community. He supposedly sold a tech start up and has a lot of money to blow. Don't know if it's true or not.

Just wanted to let you guys know to be prepared for this ween.
 
Just thought I'd let you whatever you Cobes fans call yourself know. You've got a paypig ween from the DSP sphere setting his sights on Cobes
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Iron Chef Sakai (ICS) or as PPP called him "Iron Chef Cuckai" was a paypig that appeared during May 2024 for DSP and would dump thousands a week on Phil to get him to do what he wanted. He's probably gonna try doing the same with Cobes. He only left Phil cause Phil has oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) and ICS just wanted to ween, so Phil eventually set him to ban on sight. And you can tell this type of guy wants attention cause he tried becoming a detractor the first time he broke up with Phil, but the detractors didn't want him in the community. He supposedly sold a tech start up and has a lot of money to blow. Don't know if it's true or not.

Just wanted to let you guys know to be prepared for this ween.
Cobes is way less pliable than DSP, this guy wont donate for long if he's after content.
 

He has a thread here.
I mean grain of salt blah blah self dox: I Saw Earl Dube at the grocery a few weeks ago (Meijer 23 and gratiot) I bought myself Chipotle for my self control. I always joke about seeing a cow for real, but I saw the shitter not 20 feet from me. I didn't want to become a cow myself, so I let it be. Some days I still regret it; I for real LOATHE Earl Dube, and I squandered an opportunity to do society a favor. Also he has a strange musk to him; It's like funions and soap. If I could afford bail, I would have absolutely mollywopped his smug fucking face. He walks around with that damn smirk on his face. Cows normally don't make me mad like that, but like he just giggled and shrugged off sexual assault. That doesn't sit right with me end of day.
 
I mean grain of salt blah blah self dox: I Saw Earl Dube at the grocery a few weeks ago (Meijer 23 and gratiot) I bought myself Chipotle for my self control. I always joke about seeing a cow for real, but I saw the shitter not 20 feet from me. I didn't want to become a cow myself, so I let it be. Some days I still regret it; I for real LOATHE Earl Dube, and I squandered an opportunity to do society a favor. Also he has a strange musk to him; It's like funions and soap. If I could afford bail, I would have absolutely mollywopped his smug fucking face. He walks around with that damn smirk on his face. Cows normally don't make me mad like that, but like he just giggled and shrugged off sexual assault. That doesn't sit right with me end of day.
So you live in Shelby township, and you're okay with just doxing that information?
 
There must be another reason because the dog chair must be scratchy and gross from all the booze and snot that he's covered over it.
Wrong yet again, trole. The dog chair is actually nicely plush and comfortable with a smooth, lightly sticky surface exclusively because of the snot and booze and throw up and Monster and genetic brand Mtn Dew plastering its threads.
 
Wrong yet again, trole. The dog chair is actually nicely plush and comfortable with a smooth, lightly sticky surface exclusively because of the snot and booze and throw up and Monster and genetic brand Mtn Dew plastering its threads.
That combination sounds so fucking vile. Also from the last food hack vid I watched, I noticed he loves wiping his hands and mouth on his shirt a lot, the transfer of smells on that thing yuuuuuck. That chair needs to be set on fire and a circle of protection put on the spot it sat.
 
That combination sounds so fucking vile. Also from the last food hack vid I watched, I noticed he loves wiping his hands and mouth on his shirt a lot, the transfer of smells on that thing yuuuuuck. That chair needs to be set on fire and a circle of protection put on the spot it sat.
Imagine how crusty all of his belongings and furniture are, booze, vomit, BO caked everywhere
 
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