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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 328 32.0%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 519 50.6%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%
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Non-Americanized hispanics are already used to living with a dozen people in smaller houses than that with essentially zero peace and quiet. Aside from not going outside, this shit is no more difficult for the contestants than any given summer in a typical south American home.
Producción have to amp up the conflict to 11 to get the most out of this project, but if they do it will be funny as fuck.

Should we take bets on the time frame of Fishtank's triumphant return? Lmao
My guess is it will be back in some manner or another in November. Probably another stripped down season while they get back on their feet. The ".5" designator doesn't have to be reserved for Bloodgames, since Bloodgames is becoming more of its own thing anyway.
 
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Something will (probably) happen on Burt's stream
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Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
I thought all blacks didn't gain length when hard or were "showers". Oh god why are we discussing Burt's flacid benis.
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you're thinking that because many generations of being naked and hot caused them to have a flaccid penis with more surface area to give off heat. Even though it's more common, several generations later black flaccid length has started to normalize. The black penis myth has a lot to do with men and women being dumb as fuck and white, and assuming that every penis gains size when getting erect.
 
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I Am Not Really said:
Alex also mentions in the messages that he had tons of e-mail exchanges with production and was supposed to be on season 4 or bloodgames - him appearing was made a condition for him to receive the season 3 payouts.
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If this is true I cannot see why anyone would have any pity for Sam and Jet getting their show nuked. That would make two fish they screwed over on Season 3, and two of the most entertaining. If they're not even paying contestants any longer there is no reason Sam and Jet shouldn't get a-logged into submission, its seriously fucked up to just steal 3-4 or 6 weeks of someone's time and not pay them out.
 
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attractive_pneumonia said:
If this is true I cannot see why anyone would have any pity for Sam and Jet getting their show nuked. That would make two fish they screwed over on Season 3, and two of the most entertaining. If they're not even paying contestants any longer there is no reason Sam and Jet shouldn't get a-logged into submission, its seriously fucked up to just steal 3-4 or 6 weeks of someone's time and not pay them out.
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Alex left without being eliminated, that always forfeits your pay. The fact that they offered it at all is actually pretty chill imo.
They've been flakey about some other financial nonsense but this doesn't appear to be an example of it.
 
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Rolex said:
Alex left without being eliminated, that always forfeits your pay. The fact that they offered it at all is actually pretty chill imo.
They've been flakey about some other financial nonsense but this doesn't appear to be an example of it.
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IIRC, they told the s3 contestants that leaving without being eliminated forfeits your fishbucks only. I'm also pretty sure that every member of s3 was paid a day rate, even the ones who left on their own. The only exceptions are Alex B, and Burt who was just paid a flat 15k for everything, and only after a few weeks of people harassing the wiggers for not paying him at all.


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R9K Insurgent said:
Nah nah that's just me, he was asked by someone if he watched/knows Bossman and if he follows the thread here, he only said he likes him and he watches clips on X. Senpai did in fact not notice us :(

EDIT Oh shit never mind, going back, he did use Semper Fidelis and crackarooski lol
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Luke also follows Josh on X, in fact, he had been following him even before season 3. I feel like the chances of him being a MATI viewer are pretty high.
He probably haven't been watching since he started working for the wiggers, because he wasn't up to date with Bossman drama.
But he said he used to watch stuff on his second monitor when he'd draw, so that's most likely when he would watch it.

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WOW IF ITS TRUE THAT NO FISHTANK CONTESTANT HAS EVER BEEN PAID THEN SAM AND JET SHOULD...

its like saying - WELL IF ITS TRUE THAT JET IS A MURDERER, A BROKEN ROOMBA, AND ALSO AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT- THAN I BELIEVE HE SHOULD BE DEPORTED, SENT IN FOR WARRANTY, AND ALSO RECIEVE THE DEATH PENALTY- RIGHT?????!!!!!!!!!

theyve been paid according to their contracts. including daily rates if negotiated, and often more. the contract - the legally binding agreement that most fish sign but dont even read lol
 
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Ben Zener said:
WOW IF ITS TRUE THAT NO FISHTANK CONTESTANT HAS EVER BEEN PAID THEN SAM AND JET SHOULD...

its like saying - WELL IF ITS TRUE THAT JET IS A MURDERER, A BROKEN ROOMBA, AND ALSO AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT- THAN I BELIEVE HE SHOULD BE DEPORTED, SENT IN FOR WARRANTY, AND ALSO RECIEVE THE DEATH PENALTY- RIGHT?????!!!!!!!!!

theyve been paid according to their contracts. including daily rates if negotiated, and often more. the contract - the legally binding agreement that most fish sign but dont even read lol
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Yep, it's a running joke that they don't get paid. I think they're all told to keep up the facade.
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
Half those “walkers” Alex banned were streamstars streamers.
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This shit's funny and I'm tired of people who think it isn't. Fans and all these community fags trying to get clout are incapable of being the butt of the joke ever. The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
 
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Chuck Shiesty said:
This shit's funny and I'm tired of people who think it isn't. Fans and all these community fags trying to get clout are incapable of being the butt of the joke ever. The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
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Mints' whole character is very funny. Way more subtle than I originally thought.
Some people just recently learned how to see humor a single step deeper than face value, then claim to "understand irony" and get all uppity when something's not funny to them, never having understood the joke at all. Ian Jomha Complex
 
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