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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
They're scrambling for ideas, gotta make money somehow.
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there's a bit on the site rn where they let alex b temp ban people for a few hours and he flexes and shit talks them all. he thinks they are permanent.
 
nulnvoid said:
Made an account just to say- looks like hes reading something w/ his eyes scanning side to side. I dont know if he prepared a script or if he has a weird jannie/handler thats putting him up to it.
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partial context was given a page back; it's a fishtoy he has. Burt is very aware of what people wanna hear, should be capable of formulating this himself no problem.

Ravier Xavenblood said:
Nigga's a grower, not a shower.
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he showed it plenty on s3 and has porn to his name - wish this was news to me 💀

mints seems to have taken quite an active role in handling the lolcows and is apparently banning "walkers" for alex (temporary mutes).
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Aperture, who had a falling out with him, was harassing Alex from day 1 on since he returned also got hit. After this he proceeded to leak the DMs he had with him about his visit to Sardine Tin. Their beef isn't really that interesting (it was mostly about how much he paid for him to come) but Alex also mentions in the messages that he had tons of e-mail exchanges with production and was supposed to be on season 4 or bloodgames - him appearing was made a condition for him to receive the season 3 payouts.

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Non-Americanized hispanics are already used to living with a dozen people in smaller houses than that with essentially zero peace and quiet. Aside from not going outside, this shit is no more difficult for the contestants than any given summer in a typical south American home.
Producción have to amp up the conflict to 11 to get the most out of this project, but if they do it will be funny as fuck.

Should we take bets on the time frame of Fishtank's triumphant return? Lmao
My guess is it will be back in some manner or another in November. Probably another stripped down season while they get back on their feet. The ".5" designator doesn't have to be reserved for Bloodgames, since Bloodgames is becoming more of its own thing anyway.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Why do they even have to ask this? Everybody liked the S2 house design the best. This is not secret knowledge. Bring back Bex you cowards.
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Ummm yeah we like did a poll and like you guys said that basically that ummm you hated it when we put any effort into the show so we're just not gonna do that going forward *drags gas can*
 
Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
I thought all blacks didn't gain length when hard or were "showers". Oh god why are we discussing Burt's flacid benis.
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you're thinking that because many generations of being naked and hot caused them to have a flaccid penis with more surface area to give off heat. Even though it's more common, several generations later black flaccid length has started to normalize. The black penis myth has a lot to do with men and women being dumb as fuck and white, and assuming that every penis gains size when getting erect.
 
Rachel sucking up to MInts, pleading to get back on the website
 
I Am Not Really said:
Alex also mentions in the messages that he had tons of e-mail exchanges with production and was supposed to be on season 4 or bloodgames - him appearing was made a condition for him to receive the season 3 payouts.
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If this is true I cannot see why anyone would have any pity for Sam and Jet getting their show nuked. That would make two fish they screwed over on Season 3, and two of the most entertaining. If they're not even paying contestants any longer there is no reason Sam and Jet shouldn't get a-logged into submission, its seriously fucked up to just steal 3-4 or 6 weeks of someone's time and not pay them out.
 
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