Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[Stan]

Was Canadian ass different?

I'm married to Canadian ass (by way of China) and YES it is superior. It's like the Kia Motors of ass - economical and luxurious!

You went to a fancy restaurant and you're complaining about (possible) trans people and Indians.

I also went to Congee Queen and saw Niagara Falls, to be fair.

 

[Gregis]

Can I get un triangled if I agree to quit posting photos here?

Why the fuck did you post photos here in the first place?

 

[Mound Dweller]

I'm married to Canadian ass (by way of China) and YES it is superior. It's like the Kia Motors of ass - economical and luxurious!

Don't tell me the cope is that there's some rear end version to the earwax gene, which makes the butthole less stinky or something, because I already don't believe it.

Why the fuck did you post photos here in the first place?

Why else are we here?

 

[clara red bottoms]

Canada needs the win honestly. Having the Cadillacs of asses is maybe the only upside

 

[Stan]

Canada needs the win honestly. Having the Cadillacs of asses is maybe the only upside

The view of Niagara Falls is also self evidently better from the Canadian side
That could be it though. Everything else is real case specific

 

[Unique User Name]

I'm married to Canadian ass (by way of China) and YES it is superior. It's like the Kia Motors of ass - economical and luxurious!

I guess keep that in mind next winter when you're considering divorce again?

Was the answer "don't get married"? Then I wouldn't have Tilly... this is such a mess.

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

Stan, some questions.

1] Can you speak Mandarin and, if not, are you learning?
2] What's the best holiday you've been on?
3] Is the tirzepatide helping keep you off alcohol?
4] How do you feel about the TV show Bluey?

 

[NerdShamer]

The view of Niagara Falls is also self evidently better from the Canadian side

Technically speaking, this is an win for America for providing the better view, if you think about it

 

[Stan]

Stan, some questions.

1] Can you speak Mandarin and, if not, are you learning?

肯定我学的中文， 这是我的爱好。
That's not to say I speak it very well, I speak it like a retarded child, but I can get my point across and understand what's said if people are patient with me and don't ask complicated questions.

2] What's the best holiday you've been on?

Oh man... probably my honeymoon to California. We took the train from Chicago to get there and we saw Muir Woods and Yosemite. I'd really like to go back to Yosemite.

3] Is the tirzepatide helping keep you off alcohol?

Yes I think so. Not as well as it controls cravings for food but it definitely turns down the volume on that quite a bit.

4] How do you feel about the TV show Bluey?

I like Bluey a lot. I really appreciate the parenting advice kind of baked into the show where they demonstrate games you could do with your kid at home with common items you already have. I also appreciate the accents. I love me an ANZAC accent I think it's better than British accents.

 

[Marvin]

Oh man... probably my honeymoon to California. We took the train from Chicago to get there and we saw Muir Woods and Yosemite. I'd really like to go back to Yosemite.

When I was a young man, because I'm retarded, I took Amtrak cross country from Baltimore to California. Didn't get a sleeper car, too expensive. I sat in coach upright for four days.

I was sitting next to a juggalo kid for like four states.

The views were magnificent though.

 

[Stan]

When I was a young man, because I'm retarded, I took Amtrak cross country from Baltimore to California. Didn't get a sleeper car, too expensive. I sat in coach upright for four days.

I was sitting next to a juggalo kid for like four states.

The views were magnificent though.

Oof. I used to take the train from NYC to Durham and that was eight to nine hours, and that was enough.

For Chicago-SF We got a roomette and it was a bit cramped, because the top bunk person has the ceiling of the car like 10 inches above the head. My husband was a gent and let me take bottom bunk all four nights. If I could change anything though, it would be to not grab the train in Chicago, but catch it in Denver. That first day from Chicago-Denver is just Midwestern cornfields and agricultural land - the scenery starts to get interesting once you leave Denver.

Most of the reason why sleeper accommodations cost more is because your meals are included too. If you get a train seat you have to buy or bring your own food as well.
The views were awesome. I don't think I've ever seen something so eerily beautiful as I did when I woke up in the night and watched the painted desert roll by under the moonlight. Or the snow in the Sierra Nevada, in the region near Donner Lake. It's way better than flying to SF if you have the time to spare.

 

[Meiwaku]

Being the only child, Alex is very used to his elders waiting on him, and IMO he kinda exploits them and doesn't feel too bad about it because he thinks filial piety means the elders are obligated to take care of their kids' babies.

I'm going to necro this post in your thread since I was alerted to it and encouraged to sperg on cultural differences. I am a mild Stan lore-knower so bear with me, Stanologists.
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Everything you hate about your husband is because you married a Chinese Male who is an only-child.

This the fatal flaw. All Asian men are useless around the house when married, but Chinese men are God-tier useless. You, as the wife, are expected to do everything and will 100% be scolded by Chinese people (likely other women in his family) if you don't. You're insanely lucky he even puts your daughter to bed or watches her at all.

Despite Chairman Mao saying women hold up half the sky, this is not true for how China treats the sex differences. Your husband has been enabled all his life by his culture and how his family treats him. I know Chinese parents here who have a boy and a girl and always have to supplement their girl's Chinese New Year money secretly to be the same amount when their Chinese parents give them New Years gifts. This is because boys will get more than girls in Chinese culture. Boys are never expected to clean up, girls (especially eldest daughters) are asked to do everything. Sons, especially single sons, basically have a golden ticket to being babied forever. For this reason, you are VERY lucky you have a single girl, or else you would be bullied to death by his Chinese family for not babying your son eternally and making him do literally anything around the house.

Your FIL is also involved because this is SINGLE SON's child. Even if he himself is useless at home or was useless with raising your husband, he will be involved with your grandchild because that's how it is. If Tilly has kids, you'll likely witness a 180 with Alex.

In China, it is basically EXPECTED that your parents baby you even when married. You never say "I love you" to your parents and they never tell it to you, but they do actions to show it. Your parents are expected to buy your first home together as a couple /your home when you move out (usually mid 20s-30s... It's opposite of Americans who want their kids to leave, Chinese beg kids to stay).

So your son left the comfy pampering of mom for his wife, you were likely highly financially supported by his family from your wedding money and likely even had them contribute to your first place. He is used to this. He is accustomed to this. He is, and always will, be babied hardcore by his mom. Your MIL might even get on your case for not babying a grown man enough or making him do "too much housework". She also probably will fuss you over your weight, Tilly's education, your house etc......... this is just how Chinese people are though. Since you won't divorce, you need to get used to it.

You basically cannot be mad at a Chinese Male Only-Child(tm) for acting the way his culture tells him men should be. If he earns you plenty of money /has a good company position, then he's basically doing what he's supposed to do as a husband according to his culture. If he is lazy and earns no money or doesn't care if Tilly is doing poorly in school then you can bitch to his Chinese family and they will fuss him for shameful behavior . They will never get mad at him for being a useless househusband, though so I recommend you give up.

Spoiler: Spergging on the superiority of Chinese post-partum care

Your Chinese post-partum experience is normal btw. All Chinese moms are expected to take care of their daughters/daughters in law for at least one month after birth. This is an ancient cultural tradition where you're supposed to stay in bed and be babied by your mom while you recover from birth. It is actually very sweet and helpful. I just hope they let you shower (in the olden days they wouldn't let you because of chance of illness).

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

@Stan

More questions:
1) Who are your favourite users on the forum?
2) Why did you call your daughter Tilly?
3) Are you still going to the gym?
4) Do you have any regrets about joining this website?

 

[NerdShamer]

4) Do you have any regrets about joining this website?

Considering how open she is about eating chink-flavored cornholes...

 

[Meiwaku]

Considering how open she is about eating chink-flavored cornholes...

It might taste different with soy sauce, you never know!

@Stan what part of China is your mans from? I can provide further racism insight by knowing his region.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

@Stan what part of China is your mans from? I can provide further racism insight by knowing his region.

At home in Beijing （在北京家）
Beijingren who own their own home and keep a household registration in Beijing (more on household regs later) are a very well off lot, at least on paper. Even housing that looks like some of the most dire and crappy commie blocks can be worth millions in USD if their location is optimal. Most people live in apartment housing, but my fam has a single family home. (4 bed, 3 bath, 1-car garage.) they also have a decent sized fenced in garden. You would think that people in such wealth would just put up a lot of ornamentals and flowers, but you don’t know the Chinese mindset. Despite the present situation of their life, and the insanely cheap prices of produce, much of the yard is given over to vegetable farming, of all things. This compulsion to produce and accrue food is comparable to Americans who lived through the Great Depression canning and preserving and hoarding food, along with any other thing they think might be useful.

 

[Stan]

I'm probably an idiot for responding to this... likely no answers here that won't make me look foolish. Here goes.

Your FIL is also involved because this is SINGLE SON's child. Even if he himself is useless at home or was useless with raising your husband, he will be involved with your grandchild because that's how it is. If Tilly has kids, you'll likely witness a 180 with Alex.

Yeah my parents in law got screwed over on the kids thing. One child policy meant having a 2nd kid would cost both of them their gov't jobs. I know that Chinese grandparents in general are more hands on with their grandchildren, but they are really invested with her.

You basically cannot be mad at a Chinese Male Only-Child(tm) for acting the way his culture tells him men should be. If he earns you plenty of money /has a good company position, then he's basically doing what he's supposed to do as a husband according to his culture.

You know you're right. I've been too harsh on him. Some of it's a resentment for something related to his work that he couldn't help. He's not half as bad as I've made him out to be, and the Canadian acculturation has done some good for his character in this regard.

He does all of the following:
> walks dog 5x per week (not easy if you've seen our dog)
> puts Tilly to sleep every night
> cooks dinner ~2-3 times per week
> about 50% of pickup and dropoff to daycare
> (seasonally) run snowblower as needed
> pays for biweekly maid service to mop floors and clean bathrooms
> his job which I can't get into here in detail.

So your son left the comfy pampering of mom for his wife, you were likely highly financially supported by his family from your wedding money and likely even had them contribute to your first place. He is used to this. He is accustomed to this. He is, and always will, be babied hardcore by his mom. Your MIL might even get on your case for not babying a grown man enough or making him do "too much housework". She also probably will fuss you over your weight, Tilly's education, your house etc......... this is just how Chinese people are though.

I actually embrace it compared to the relationships in my blood family. I like the closeness and truthfulness and up to date ness. My parents by comparison are distant and it upsets me when I realize they don't really know me that well any more.

Since you won't divorce, you need to get used to it.

I am used to it. I haven't complained about him for months, I don't believe.

@Stan what part of China is your mans from? I can provide further racism insight by knowing his region.

My husband was born in Yingkou City, that's where his mom's side is from.
His dad is from Yangzhong in Jiangsu Province, originally. They met while university students in Beijing.
My husband himself has a kind of complex life tour up to this point. He lived in Yingkou til age two, then moved to Beijing, lived there to age seven or eight, and then he and his mom emigrated to Canada. They got Leafland passports, she got an MBA, and they lived around Toronto with some visits back to China until Alex was like fourteen. Then they returned to Beijing and he completed high school at an English-speaking international school.

Sometimes I joke that his English given name 'Alex' is an acronym for "Anglo Language EXperiment". Because if you were intending to make your child become bilingual with a high degree of literacy, I could see following a protocol like this one where you cross-establish them, return to home for secondary school, and then back to your target nation for college.

I just hope they let you shower (in the olden days they wouldn't let you because of chance of illness).

I was permitted to shower. Mostly my MIL was willing to heed Western advice like permitting me to leave the bed and walk around if I wanted to. The most traditional thing I remember is that my MIL made me a lot of homemade granola bars she prepared in Beijing prepared with black donkey skin gelatin, black sesame seeds, walnut, maltose sugar, and jujube to recover from labor and blood loss.

@Stan

More questions:
1) Who are your favourite users on the forum?

Oh, how could I pick just a few favorites? Let 100 flowers bloom. Let 100 viewpoints be expressed.

2) Why did you call your daughter Tilly?

Waltzing Matilda lol

3) Are you still going to the gym?

A little bit. Not as much as I should; maybe once a week or so, I should go twice a week. I try to stay active walking the dog with my husband and gardening. But I have hit a bit of a plateau. I am still weighing in at 216 after a few weeks, so I stopped losing weight. I need to tune up what I'm doing a little bit, clearly.

4) Do you have any regrets about joining this website?

I do not. The kiwi autists always have the goods in a major way.
I'm majorly grateful to the Supreme Feeder for not kicking me out once unmasked.

I was permitted to shower. Mostly my MIL was willing to heed Western advice like permitting me to leave the bed and walk around if I wanted to. The most traditional thing I remember is that my MIL made me a lot of homemade granola bars she prepared in Beijing prepared with black donkey skin gelatin, black sesame seeds, walnut, maltose sugar, and jujube to recover from labor and blood loss.

P.S. Oh I do remember her pursing her lips and choosing not to say anything when I drank loads of ice water provided by the hospital staff. Because in trad Chinese postpartum care I think that would have been a no-no and borrowing trouble. Chinese people aren't much for cold drinks or iced drinks... they say it's because of like, Chinese medicine dietetics but I think it's more to do with waterborne pathogens getting killed off if you boil all your water into tea before drinking it.

 

[Lord Xenu]

I can provide further racism insight by knowing his region.

Thank you for your high standards in racism. Its the kind of content I visit this site for.

 

[NerdShamer]

> pays for biweekly maid service to mop floors and clean bathrooms

Congratulations, he's an lazy bastard

 

[Stan]

Why the fuck did you post photos here in the first place?

Why do I do anything, seriously? It's this dogged sense of mine that I need to be a part of and useful to society. If I didn't have that loyalty to the cause, so to speak, I could have retired from any job. As it is it feels like touching grass. Even being here feels like touching grass sometimes.
Oh Margaret, that's so dire! I don't know, is it?