Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

Ten years and ten strokes ago Jack almost looked healthy (for an American)

I can't tell if this is a dig at Jack or Americans in general damn you

But forget ten years. Jack wasn't healthy looking as a zygote.

 

[SteveGoatman]

POPEYE'S NEW SIGNATURE SAUCE​

(07/16/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=MCwMGxtpYOE

JFC....First of all....if you're doing a review of a new dipping sauce...at a fast food place...you've run out of ideas. I refuse to believe that if you actually cared about this nonsense that you'd find something better.

Secondly, unsurprisingly, he's a jackass towards Tammy throughout the whole video. Insufferable even as somebody who isn't a fan of hers.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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(Sorry, I had to. It was the first thing that came to mind.)

Why were Jack's only good grades in community college in astronomy?
Because he did nothing but take up space!

Jack should be a balloon float in the Thanksgiving parade.

The amount of helium needed to lift Wacko Jacko over the streets for even a few minutes would deplete all of the helium reserves on planet Earth and bring countless medical fields, industrial plants, and scientific research to a screeching halt, and the resulting amount of plastic waste, loss of life, and litigation from that many balloons would make Cleveland's Balloonfest 86 look like a harmless picnic.

Spoiler: also this (semi-OT)

 

[semitooth]

POPEYE'S NEW SIGNATURE SAUCE​

(07/16/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=MCwMGxtpYOE

dude.
I haven't watched the video yet, but if all this is about is sauce, he's entirely forgotten the point of a fucking fast food review- this is SAUCE. IF I ALREADY DECIDED TO GO TO POPEYES, WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE TO LOSE BY TRYING THEIR NEW DIPPING SAUCE????? at least HALF the point of a food review is so the viewer can gauge whether it's worth SPENDING FUCKING MONEY on new menu items. NEWS FLASH: SAUCE IS FREE RETARD.
feel free to correct me if a restaurant advertising new DIPPING SAUCE is more than enough to get you to rush out to your nearest Popeyes and spend money on food just to try it. maybe I'm the asshole.

 

[Tingle]

dude.
I haven't watched the video yet, but if all this is about is sauce, he's entirely forgotten the point of a fucking fast food review- this is SAUCE. IF I ALREADY DECIDED TO GO TO POPEYES, WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE TO LOSE BY TRYING THEIR NEW DIPPING SAUCE????? at least HALF the point of a food review is so the viewer can gauge whether it's worth SPENDING FUCKING MONEY on new menu items. NEWS FLASH: SAUCE IS FREE RETARD.
feel free to correct me if a restaurant advertising new DIPPING SAUCE is more than enough to get you to rush out to your nearest Popeyes and spend money on food just to try it. maybe I'm the asshole.

Yeah ok buddy, your loss. Not my fault if you can't unpack the nuanced, multifaceted commentary Jack provides. Like "iz gud," or "mhhm gurgle smack smack tashtey, I give uh Ay myness."

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe it won’t be a stroke that kills him- we should consider a choking emergency as a possible option. It’d be an apt and poetic end to our Jack, considering what he did to Garrett.

He clearly has some kind of dysphagia. Whether it's purely physical or from stroke-induced brain damage, I don't think we know, but he still rams food down forcibly like he's deep throating a gigantic cock. A lot of those people eventually literally do bite off more than they can chew and choke out.

There's probably nobody in that house who knows how to give a repulsively fat lard monster like Jack a Heimlich, so he'd just turn blue and keel over dead.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

dude.
I haven't watched the video yet, but if all this is about is sauce, he's entirely forgotten the point of a fucking fast food review- this is SAUCE. IF I ALREADY DECIDED TO GO TO POPEYES, WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE TO LOSE BY TRYING THEIR NEW DIPPING SAUCE????? at least HALF the point of a food review is so the viewer can gauge whether it's worth SPENDING FUCKING MONEY on new menu items. NEWS FLASH: SAUCE IS FREE RETARD.
feel free to correct me if a restaurant advertising new DIPPING SAUCE is more than enough to get you to rush out to your nearest Popeyes and spend money on food just to try it. maybe I'm the asshole.

Jack is a sauce man though, he tried to peddle that jelly like shit to people and as far as I can tell nobody liked his sauces. Maybe he's just in it for the the game.

Who am I kidding he just wants to eat Popeyes.

 

[Gulls on Film]

POPEYE'S NEW SIGNATURE SAUCE​

(07/16/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=MCwMGxtpYOE

Another "Tammy is suffering through a living hell she helped create" episode

Cashier: And what sauce do you want?
Tammy: all of them
Cashier: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
Tammy: ALL OF THEM

And then a barely alive meat golem demands she uses every one for his amusement.

 

[Pig Cups]

Oh I'm pretty sure that a lot of people wanted Epstein dead and that his "suicide" wasn't exactly voluntary. But the real smoking gun here is how Trump said he'd make the Epstein files public... then didn't. I think we all know it's because his name was on the list.

I don’t believe that was the reason- if he was on the list, it’d have been released years ago (especially given that the executive branch was D controlled for four years after him). Intelligence agencies, bureaucrats, the media, and law enforcement rabidly had their fingers up the guy’s asshole for years, and couldn’t get anything to stick. You wouldn’t sit on such a bombshell that would take down your biggest adversary if it existed. Sure, they shot their load with the flimsy criminal and civil cases, but desperately unleashing all of that in the lead-up to the election didn’t help their cause, marginally affected him, and only served to make him into a martyr. Wouldn’t it have been easier and more effective for them to just drop the proof of him being on the list, thereby tarnishing him as a kid-fucker?

I think it’s more likely that there are some really shady parties (e.g. Mossad-tier) threatening assassination if he doesn’t fall in line. Either that, or (more likely) there are individuals who are financially or politically convenient for him to keep around, who would get hurt if the list were dropped. So, he decides not to release it for purely self-serving reasons.

This wasn't the pwn you think it was. You even took a screenshot and posted it here expecting an 'attaboy.' Reality is you look like a big faggot and, like khat quaffer said, you helped persuade him to disable comments. You're like that one nigger who reached out to an appliance manufacturer telling them not to give Jack a test unit, then posted a screenshot like they were some sort of hero. Kys yourself.

Cow-tippers (especially those of the braggadocious variety) go straight to hell. I’m still reeling from the loss we suffered when that one retard decided to directly antagonize Landon Hiscock, spooking his ass, and depriving us of further milk.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Wouldn’t it have been easier and more effective for them to just drop the proof of him being on the list, thereby tarnishing him as a kid-fucker?

The reason Democrats didn't touch Epstein till now is because they really were insistent on still keeping the Clintons around (who are basically Democrat royalty) who also had well documented ties to Epstein.

Hell I don't know where it was but Jeffrey Epstein himself said he could've screwed over both candidates in the 2016 election.

Anyway I'm curious how Jack has been coping about it and well Jack is mad at Orange Man





Though he's still sperging about COVID



Also Jack's not being a good goy, remember when he was giddy about Israel napalming people in the same podcast he bragged about choking his kid

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The reason Democrats didn't touch Epstein till now is because they really were insistent on still keeping the Clintons around (who are basically Democrat royalty) who also had well documented ties to Epstein.

Hell I don't know where it was but Jeffrey Epstein himself said he could've screwed over both candidates in the 2016 election.

Everybody important or powerful had ties to Epstein. The real question is was it just social or did they partake in his sex parties? I'd fully accept that both Trump and Slick Willie took part. They're both dogs when you get down to it. But the real issue is why did he say he'd make it public then hold it back? He's protecting somebody and there's a good chance it's himself.

Anyway I'm curious how Jack has been coping about it and well Jack is mad at Orange Man

It's all over Faux News and such right wing names like Tucker Carlson are pushing this now as being a scandal which I would imagine is why Fatty is angry at Trump. The people he listens to on TV for all his information and for what he needs to think told him so he needs to believe it.

 

[Adamska]

Jack is a sauce man though, he tried to peddle that jelly like shit to people and as far as I can tell nobody liked his sauces. Maybe he's just in it for the the game.

Who am I kidding he just wants to eat Popeyes.

Pretty much this. It's an attempt to turn eating overpriced fast food slop into a tax write-off, with the new sauces being the excuse because fat retard saw an ad about it and demanded to go now now now to get it.

Absolute snoozer of a video since no one fucking cares about this shit except in the versus sense. And he kills any interest by turning it into some weird food cuck porn shit since he can't eat it due to his fake and gay diet and dysphagia.

 

[the khat quaffer]

POPEYE'S NEW SIGNATURE SAUCE​

(07/16/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=MCwMGxtpYOE

What a stupid shart-in-the-wind video. Keep 'em coming, Jackie.

He says that Popeye's new sauce just dropped the day before this video. No sane human being in the history of mankind has ever rushed to a fast food joint just because a new cup of sauce was released. Most healthy adults wouldn't rush if a new item was released. They might take note of it from a commercial, and several weeks/months later they think "oh yeah, they have the new triple-layer fried egg sausage biscuit, I guess I could try that" But with Jack it's breaking news and he has to be first in line. Fucker would camp outside waiting for the doors to open.

2:57 "We're in the middle of a chicken wrap war. Not on my show [lol], in real life"
I had to look this up and...yes...sadly this is a thing right now. The fried chicken version of the Cuban missile crisis. I swear we have it too good in this country. We need a cull.



7:48 Tammy: "I'll have to take a drink"
After watching this, I think we all do.

I am curious if there are any efforts or talks in the business world of putting some kind of deterrent on streaming fags like Jack going into their restaurants and filming shit without the owners'/managers' consent? Like how there are "no loitering" signs almost everywhere, will we one day see "No loitering or filming"? I almost never see these kinds of posted notices, except at chink stores. This waste of skin films the interior, the food, the employees, makes a few shekels on youtube, and the establishment sees none of that. And they annoy the hell out of every customer. If I were the owner I would put a stop to it on day one since trying to force these oxygen thieves to kick up 20% to the house (which would be appropriate) would be more trouble than it could possibly be worth.

"Sure Jack! Come on in and film the fuck out of everything! Take all the time and space you need! Be sure to write us a check for $3.50 and give us a shout on your famous youtube channel of 30 hate watchers who can't even comment!"

He clearly has some kind of dysphagia. Whether it's purely physical or from stroke-induced brain damage, I don't think we know, but he still rams food down forcibly like he's deep throating a gigantic cock. A lot of those people eventually literally do bite off more than they can chew and choke out.

There's probably nobody in that house who knows how to give a repulsively fat lard monster like Jack a Heimlich, so he'd just turn blue and keel over dead.

Two guys could give him a heimlich at the same time and they'd never meet. Though given his proclivities I can imagine him choking on purpose just for the thrill of it.

He inhaled an entire pickle spear on his last CwJ video. If/when he does choke one day in the near future, Brianna's offspring would find him gasping for air on the kitchen floor, run and tell Tammy and she'd just reply "shhh, you'll wake gam-gam."

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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LOL remember a few months back when Jack bragged about how he and weirdos from his church were praying while facing a jar of sand someone brought back from Israel?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Pretty much this. It's an attempt to turn eating overpriced fast food slop into a tax write-off, with the new sauces being the excuse because fat retard saw an ad about it and demanded to go now now now to get it.

Absolute snoozer of a video since no one fucking cares about this shit except in the versus sense. And he kills any interest by turning it into some weird food cuck porn shit since he can't eat it due to his fake and gay diet and dysphagia.

Ok, good. I’m not the only one that thought that they were watching a bizarre AI parody of a DFKnight video where food simply is a metaphorical cover for BBC while the husbando holds the camera. It’s so weird how he is on the edge of his seat talking to her about how the last sauce sampled is treating her mouth

He says that Popeye's new sauce just dropped the day before this video. No sane human being in the history of mankind has ever rushed to a fast food joint just because a new cup of sauce was released. Most healthy adults wouldn't rush if a new item was released. They might take note of it from a commercial, and several weeks/months later they think "oh yeah, they have the new triple-layer fried egg sausage bisc

Remember, Taco Bell wins the fast food wars….

 

[Falcon Sebben]

2:57 "We're in the middle of a chicken wrap war. Not on my show [lol], in real life"
I had to look this up and...yes...sadly this is a thing right now. The fried chicken version of the Cuban missile crisis. I swear we have it too good in this country. We need a cull.

It's no different than the "Chicken Sandwich War" from a few years back when Popeye's came out with their new chicken sandwich that everybody was going nuts over and the rest of the fast food chains had to introduce their own or push what they already had. This is just that but 2.0 as it's a wrap.

LOL remember a few months back when Jack bragged about how he and weirdos from his church were praying while facing a jar of sand someone brought back from Israel?

Last time I checked Idolatry was a sin.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There's probably nobody in that house who knows how to give a repulsively fat lard monster like Jack a Heimlich, so he'd just turn blue and keel over dead.

It's as simple as chest thrusts. That's why it's so important to have a few bariatric manikins at a CPR class.

 

[Marc]

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

It's as simple as chest thrusts. That's why it's so important to have a few bariatric manikins at a CPR class.
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C U Piggy!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The duality of man