Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[PetiteFeet]

Dane should be nice to the niggerdog, she could tear his face off lickety-split. And she's a handsome bitch, even if they decided to lop off her tail for no reason. Animal cruelty, if you ask me.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Weren't they like Hasan simps during and immediately after the Leftovers saga? Just the worst type of ideology, at least be a full blown tankie if you can't apply reasonable principles and have standards -- you should have a high enough IQ to realize how fucking stupid it is.

I mean, I get it. Bitches love whatever the fuck product they put out. But fuck bitches.

Yes, all of them (including him) are typical soyguzzling redditors that are heccing wholsome and sensible wich is why i think they attract so many wine moms and normie liberal women, hell one of those faggots was wearing a face diaper not long ago.

This is also why i think everyone in this dumpster fire got what they deserved in a sort of divine punnishment, Ethan almost got his family destroyed and broken by the same people he backstabbed his old friendships to be with, Nathan was such a golden broom janny that now he is forced to become a garbage man (and he is actually being paid for it!), Idumpppz calls his fanbase incel basement dwellers and now he is on the basement being eaten alive by centipedes, Anusa brags about how rich and successfull she is and now she is stuck in her mom's cuck dungeon with a wet tissue of a man struggling to buy ethernet cables, event canceled and forced to unpin her most priced posession out of her twitter (for us is nothing but you bet she was crying and shitting as she did), everyone else that didnt learned from CC2 got scammed and fucked over and the Hasan orbit is about to be spitroasted by the Jew who is in a suicidal warpath to destroy his betrayers as the entirety of breadtube crumbles for some sandnigger war no one should give a shit about.

Is like pottery, leftism not even once, the only one that didnt suffered that much was Harvey but he will too face the alleyway reckoning soon.

 

[Dirty Mattress]

more proof uncle dane is a 5d alog - watch this random dane felt idubbbz is so butthurt because it literally is covered in poop and gets it on the carpet
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Dane has been playing the long game. He subtly alogs The Raped when he gets the chance and passively encourages them on their retardation just so he can finally swoop in and take Anus for himself when they divorce, with her self-worth at her lowest and her desperation at her highest. Dane is the only option left for Anisa to monkeybranch because he's the only other male in her life who doesn't hate her, has some money and some clout even if it's limited to only the TF2 community, she'll take anything that she can get as long as it ticks the last to boxes just so she can do nothing but scroll twitter forever.

Can't believe it but monkeybranching to Dane would actually be an improvement over staying with Ian. It's the real reason he's still around after all the shit that has come their way. He's been the true puppetmaster all along.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Dane is the only option left for Anisa to monkeybranch because he's the only other male in her life who doesn't hate her, has some money and some clout even if it's limited to only the TF2 community,

And he has an actual job

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

And he has an actual job

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"I put the simping in the bag"

 

[Surfin Terf]

Dane has been playing the long game. He subtly alogs The Raped when he gets the chance and passively encourages them on their retardation just so he can finally swoop in and take Anus for himself when they divorce, with her self-worth at her lowest and her desperation at her highest. Dane is the only option left for Anisa to monkeybranch because he's the only other male in her life who doesn't hate her, has some money and some clout even if it's limited to only the TF2 community, she'll take anything that she can get as long as it ticks the last to boxes just so she can do nothing but scroll twitter forever.

Can't believe it but monkeybranching to Dane would actually be an improvement over staying with Ian. It's the real reason he's still around after all the shit that has come their way. He's been the true puppetmaster all along.

I just realized, she said that she was going to start streaming Animal Crossing and tft. Animal Crossing fits her LARP perfectly, but Team Fortress 2? I didn’t dwell on it, it’s just one more stupid tweet from Anus, but she’s definitely planning on taking advantage of Dane’s fanbase.

 

[Dirty Mattress]

I just realized, she said that she was going to start streaming Animal Crossing and tft. Animal Crossing fits her LARP perfectly, but Team Fortress 2? I didn’t dwell on it, it’s just one more stupid tweet from Anus, but she’s definitely planning on taking advantage of Dane’s fanbase.

I didn't really mean my gay theory to be taken seriously but now I'm hoping I'm right. If only to watch how bad she will fumble the bag (she always does) with fucking UNCLE DANE of all people, it would be so hilarious.

 

[Killing and Eating People]

more proof uncle dane is a 5d alog - watch this random dane felt idubbbz is so butthurt because it literally is covered in poop and gets it on the carpet
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Why does she always have this fucking facial expression?

 

[MultiplyerX10]

I just realized, she said that she was going to start streaming Animal Crossing and tft. Animal Crossing fits her LARP perfectly, but Team Fortress 2? I didn’t dwell on it, it’s just one more stupid tweet from Anus, but she’s definitely planning on taking advantage of Dane’s fanbase.

Tft is actually Teamfight Tactics. Which is a League of Legends thing. Nobody in their right mind shortens Tf2 to tft. (I Know it's Anisa we're talking about, and that mistake would be expect of her. But she comes from streaming League of legends and she's going to go back to streaming League of legends as part of her mental regression arc.)

 

[Mac Monster]

And he has an actual job

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You know Anusa is truly fucked when a fat, ginger neckbeard who spends all day playing TF2 with troons is considered an upgrade over her current husband.

 

[Boss Bass]

I think Ian's last good year of income ($200k plus) was probably 2020 maybe 2021. It wouldn't surprise me if the 2022 Seattle mortgage was approved with stronger-appearing income data than they'd have now. Also there was somewhat of a covid overhang and so I think lenders weren't THAT scrupulous when it came to lending to business owners in 2022 who had then-recent rocky income data.

Given folks were getting 2.XX rates, brokers were certainly less able to be choosy.

 

[WonderWino]

Who wore it better?

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Why does the 1 flavour of Monster I like have to look like her?

The can has a better personality, is less annoying, is far sexier, is healthier to be around, doesn't have an onlycans account, doesn't try to to humiliate and belittle you to others, doesn't dress like a BPD skank, has a better tattoo job, isn't a gold digger and while it might make you shit yourself if you drink too many of them it won't announce you shit yourself to the entire internet

Plus you'd probably have a better fuck if you shoved your dick in the can. Certainly a far cheaper one, and while the sharp edges might slice up your dick it at least wouldn't be accompanied by whatever stds are stewing in that fermenting whores hole of hers

 

[Arbiter]

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Why does she always have this fucking facial expression?

She's always grimacing. It's most annoying when she laughs. Why does she make that pained look and furrow her brow every time she laughs?

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

She's always grimacing. It's most annoying when she laughs. Why does she make that pained look and furrow her brow every time she laughs?

the demon feels burning pain when forced to feign physical signs of happiness

 

[monstrous bubo]

whatever stds are stewing in that fermenting whores hole of hers

I would be mildly surprised if she had had many sexual partners. Poor impulse control and hypersexuality are definitely in the mix because of the BPD, but she seems to express them more by her exhibitionism than having lots of sex. Her preferred sexual partner is some guy more vulnerable or less experienced than her eg the teenager before Ian and The Raped himself.

 

[Metatron]

Anisa doesn't have sex. Even if she somehow got the turkroach, she would let him smash that dry pussy once or twice while she looks at Twitter or laugh at the salami lid normie slop video.

Have you seen her onlyfans leaks? She doesn't grasp the concept of sexuality and sensuality.

Ian decided to ruin his life and career for a girl he doesn't even fuck and he thinks it's normal because he has no point of comparison. She won't cheat or cuck him but she will keep humiliating and drugging him until she can monkeybranch to a better man (she won't be able to).

 

[stupid frog]

and if he did invest early in Tesla

He claimed to sell it, cause Elon Bad.

"Someone with Alzheimer's." lol.

She won't even name her own father now? Disgusting bitch.

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Why does she always have this fucking facial expression?

Same vibe.

I would be mildly surprised if she had had many sexual partners.

She's had at least 5. +1 or +2 if you believe her rape stories.

 

[McSneaks]

I just realized, she said that she was going to start streaming Animal Crossing and tft. Animal Crossing fits her LARP perfectly, but Team Fortress 2? I didn’t dwell on it, it’s just one more stupid tweet from Anus, but she’s definitely planning on taking advantage of Dane’s fanbase.

Literally EVERY autistic/furry/pedophile lefty plays TF2. They took over like 5 years in and it just collects more of these freaks yearly

 

[Spirit Dog]

At this point the Ethan Hasan slap fight has so many side characters that I loathe but aren't interesting enough to carry a thread that I almost wish we had an Ethan subforum.
Anyways god these two are such pathetic bums. You can tell they're resentful that trends change and their "glory days" are long behind them. They don't have Anisa to sweep for anymore so what's next? We've all seen their view counts and know they cannot carry internet careers on their own. The only time anyone ever talks about these two is when they beg for De Orio to interview them.

Dad is the saddest borderline disgusting character. Jomhas were walking all over him, but he was willing to defend them for the possible clout. He only turned when cc3 was dead and that was a guarantee that there will be no money. Charity fraud didn't faze him. Mismatched fights didn't faze him. Kicking out people Jomhas didn't like didn't faze him. All was well and good while dad was hoping to get that money.
Also I don't care whatever 20 year old cinematic universe he came from, today he looks like a creepy dude with a touch of pedo. Oh you won your fights but people didn't subscribe? Didn't subscribe to a balding creepy dude who calls himself DAD? When he never got any real clout from a fucking Belle Delphine collab that should've been his clue.
Also he thought that cc will be his job now? He is fucking 40 and he is this dumb.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

She's always grimacing. It's most annoying when she laughs. Why does she make that pained look and furrow her brow every time she laughs?

To be fair, if I were Anisa Johma my every waking moment would probably be filled with existential dread, too.

Dad is the saddest borderline disgusting character. Jomhas were walking all over him, but he was willing to defend them for the possible clout. He only turned when cc3 was dead and that was a guarantee that there will be no money. Charity fraud didn't faze him. Mismatched fights didn't faze him. Kicking out people Jomhas didn't like didn't faze him. All was well and good while dad was hoping to get that money.
Also I don't care whatever 20 year old cinematic universe he came from, today he looks like a creepy dude with a touch of pedo. Oh you won your fights but people didn't subscribe? Didn't subscribe to a balding creepy dude who calls himself DAD? When he never got any real clout from a fucking Belle Delphine collab that should've been his clue.
Also he thought that cc will be his job now? He is fucking 40 and he is this dumb.

Dad radiates desperation. He's not even a has been, he's a never-was and his youtube career and attempts to get into Hollywood went absolutely nowhere to the point where he was reduced to furiously sweeping for Anisa-and-I of all people for even a crumb of clout. It's profoundly sad and pathetic. I genuinely have no idea how he survives in LA on a daily basis if he was really counting on Creator Clash to pay the bills.