Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 188 8.1%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 214 9.2%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 762 32.8%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 442 19.0%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 460 19.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 255 11.0%

  • Total voters
    2,321
Her other reply says it's a family cat, so she's probably already seething over the mother and baby's attention at home. Hence baking cake "samplers" and force feeding it to family members who will have to tell her how delicious they are.
That explains that Bog episode where they suddenly acted like smug child experts.
Bog #54

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Anisa and Ian are now child experts despite admitting to being weird and obviously childless. I’m curious as to why they suddenly wanted to talk about kids so much. Anisa seems like she hates kids.

  • Anisa (childless and retarded) is now giving advice on how to give advice or answer questions that children ask their parents
  • Ian says if he had a kid he would want to be authoritative and knew what he was taking about

  • Ian says he needs to practice talking to kids and old people
  • Dane doesn’t know how to talk to children in a child-like voice vs your normal voice
  • Ian says he thinks he would be fine as a child with being talked to normally
  • Anisa disagrees and says that in children’s shows that’s why they talk the way they do
  • Anisa is phishing that she wants to be checked again for autism

  • Anisa thinks in the west you should only have two kids max
  • Ian throws out doing a documentary on nick cannon for having so many kids
They’re definitely seething that mom and baby are getting more attention and respect than they are in their family home despite being big youtube stars escaping from visiting from the USA.
 
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Anisa said cartoons are only getting better, her three favorites are Bluey, Adventure Time and Steven Universe
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I cant really find anything about whether or not the house was actually paid off or if they just did like down payment + minimum mortgage payments which adds like .01% basically nothing towards the principal.
Is it possible even with youtube bux that they just had nothing paid towards the principal and end up with like 150k after sale price and closing costs and are actually going to be broke after all the creator clash losses

The mortgage on a 1 million house for a 30 year mortgage is 5-6k depending on down payment. It seems unlikely that they would not be able to make significant payments towards the principal but the youtube salary numbers I could find seem to just vary so wildly its hard to say.
Also just adding in all the production costs for his videos and how bad they seem to be at getting ROI that would substantially reduce actual income.
 
I cant really find anything about whether or not the house was actually paid off or if they just did like down payment + minimum mortgage payments which adds like .01% basically nothing towards the principal.
Is it possible even with youtube bux that they just had nothing paid towards the principal and end up with like 150k after sale price and closing costs and are actually going to be broke after all the creator clash losses

The mortgage on a 1 million house for a 30 year mortgage is 5-6k depending on down payment. It seems unlikely that they would not be able to make significant payments towards the principal but the youtube salary numbers I could find seem to just vary so wildly its hard to say.
Also just adding in all the production costs for his videos and how bad they seem to be at getting ROI that would substantially reduce actual income.
The house is not paid off. If it were, the mortgage lender (Rocket Mortgage LLC) would have released the mortgage on the home in the public filings with King County. They have not.

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In April 2022 they closed on the house for a purchase price of $1,050,000 and acquired a mortgage for $776,250. This would reflect a 26.1% down payment, which strikes me as odd -- maybe the lender required more due to fluctuating income or they bought points to lower the mortgage rate (which also might have been higher than normal due to fluctuating income.

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If they closed in April 2022, they probably have a 30 year mortgage at around 4.5%. Some rough math would be they've probably paid off, of their principal:
  • 2022 - $9,300
  • 2023 - $12,900
  • 2024 - $13,500
  • 2025 - $7,500 (so far)
So let's call it $317,000 in equity at the list price. Factor in, let's say 4% closing costs for $52,000, and a sale at list price would probably leave them with $265,000. The math on the closing costs shifts slightly depending on dropping list price, but you can roughly deduct any purchase price deductions on the house from the $265,000 they'd net out at the end. Realtor.com's analytics estimate the house would sell for about a million, so call it $215,000.

The real curveball is that it's been listed for 18 days and apparently still no movement. Similarly situated homes that have recently sold nearby appear to have gone under contract within a week. Hard to say where this will all net out for them. The $95,000 they allegedly spent on "recent upgrades" certainly isn't doing them the favors they thought it would, and they might be paying to stage the place with the furniture in the listing photos until it goes under contract.

All that said, if they had the bandwidth to put more than 20% down, and sink $95k into fixing up the place, my sense is they do have a chunk of assets they can lean on behind the scenes. But long-term planning is probably not looking good, so they are fleeing to canada for le socialism thinking they'll be treated to a wealth of free healthcare and eventually Canada's old age security program. But if Canada keeps on its trend economically, they might have to get lucky just to obtain discounted MAID.
 
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Guest Harley Morenstein starts at 15:06 and Creator Clash 3 at 23:25. No major drama, just both CC3 card fighters lamenting their "disappointment" and the "lack of closure" over the event's cancellation. Both men joke about having their own indie boxing show that is basically a pro wrestling story line.
At this point the Ethan Hasan slap fight has so many side characters that I loathe but aren't interesting enough to carry a thread that I almost wish we had an Ethan subforum.
Anyways god these two are such pathetic bums. You can tell they're resentful that trends change and their "glory days" are long behind them. They don't have Anisa to sweep for anymore so what's next? We've all seen their view counts and know they cannot carry internet careers on their own. The only time anyone ever talks about these two is when they beg for De Orio to interview them.
 
I'm tapping out, too many sponsor segments and the H3 crew constantly interrupt Ian's commentary, I'll let PPP suffer through this shit.
Ethan's crew - especially Dan - are fucking insufferable most of the time. That seems to be the universal take from incoming drama viewers on the left *and* right. The wine mom base loves them for reasons I'm not retarded enough to comprehend, though
 
Harley was at one point famous for Epic Meal Time, but has Dad ever had glory days? Without his Anisa janny duty, he's got nothing.
Dad’s glory days was being famous for playing a character Keith Apicary which one of his accolades was auditioning and being qualified in the quarterfinals on America’s Got Talent. He also appeared in skits from ScrewAttack years ago so it is why most people recognized him.
 
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