Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,637 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,920 45.0%

  • Total voters
    4,262
This whole thing seems incredibly and disgustingly dysfunctional. How can you be airing your family dirty laundry like this? How can you be such an awful son?
Also this clip if you haven't seen it. Yeah it could just be sarcastic ribbing, but it's still weird AF to say that about your kid publicly.

What more is there about Mald that we DON'T know?

Edit: Oh. Clip was part of the reply chain. I'm we todd it.
 
You think Malds dad will call him for his birthday?
No. I think he will probably email or text. I get the impression that his dad has already tried to bridge the gap to no avail.

Also Mald said on Tuesdays stream that he was going to call his grandmother for his birthday, and that he "calls her every week." Weird thing to say when presumably both of his parents are still alive.
 
No. I think he will probably email or text. I get the impression that his dad has already tried to bridge the gap to no avail.

Also Mald said on Tuesdays stream that he was going to call his grandmother for his birthday, and that he "calls her every week." Weird thing to say when presumably both of his parents are still alive.
On one hand I assume he's lying because it's maldy he is physically incapable of not lying. OTOH I was closer with my grandfather on my dads side than my dad so who knows?
 
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The clip shows neither in a good light, but part of me wonders if the dad is just tired of Jason's bullshit and lashed out. He seems particularly upset about it, but a live stream certainly isn't a place to air out your grievances.
Seems like stream is the only time to air his grievances seeing as the last time mald texted his dad was a year ago for his last birthday. I get mald is a busy man fucking ferrets to death all day long, but not texting your own parent for over a year is rough.
 
Seems like stream is the only time to air his grievances seeing as the last time mald texted his dad was a year ago for his last birthday. I get mald is a busy man fucking ferrets to death all day long, but not texting your own parent for over a year is rough.
He messaged Lyric, the gay chinese student, while on stream so he can't really argue he's too busy to message people.
 
Shaye/Stijn get 25% of every sale of Heartbound each. Stijn also gets 100% of every OST sale. The 50% I get just goes into the company pile for other objectives like paying staff and running the rescue.
So this confirms Shaye wasn't paid upfront for Shartbound's art which is arguably the best part of the game, and I'm pretty sure she's not getting paid to be the Head Ferretwrangler. Lord knows she's not getting paid anything now at the rate the game is selling. Remember that 30 minute straight haranguing Jason gave her over a pixel sign not being the dimensions he wanted? Publicly, too. I wonder if she's getting commissioned on the side because I have no idea how she could be sustaining herself financially.
 
So this confirms Shaye wasn't paid upfront for Shartbound's art which is arguably the best part of the game, and I'm pretty sure she's not getting paid to be the Head Ferretwrangler. Lord knows she's not getting paid anything now at the rate the game is selling. Remember that 30 minute straight haranguing Jason gave her over a pixel sign not being the dimensions he wanted? Publicly, too. I wonder if she's getting commissioned on the side because I have no idea how she could be sustaining herself financially.
Not gonna lie, I'm surprised he never blamed the slow progress of the game on creating artwork for it. Because doing it by hand takes a MASSIVE amount of time. And Shaye would probably make 1000x more money sticking to her weird furry porn (sad but true). Having a single artist for his ambitions with the game is crazy.
 
Considering how malds dads is quite good at game development while mald himself is so shitty at it, this suggests to me that they're not very close.
I am not sure if his dad is good at game development. He lead the cinematic team at Blizzard
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I recommend this review of his game because he points out how the game DOESN'T EVEN HAVE REAL PUZZLES, but literal baby handheld stages
Holy shit, I thought people who said this game is about his mommy issues were joking, but it's true lmfao
So, what's the big inciting event here? Jason's dog/ferret died? Yeah, it sucks, but it it really worth making an entire game out of? What a fucking loser lmfao

At least the premise for Yandere Simulator was kind of interesting, at least before YandereDev took the initial premise completely off the rails.
 
Champions of Breakfast is a very boring copy-and-paste schmup. You could copy it entirely by following a tutorial, and you'll probably make it twice as fast and twice as good.
Heartbound uses almost exclusively the most tedious of RPG tropes for its gameplay. It doesn't have random encounters or combat growth, so it's more like a walking simulator with a combat minigame. Worse yet, the story has zero emotional challenge whatsoever. Every text box is utterly milquetoast, bland, forgettable.

Heartbound really tells a lot about him. Jason is incapable of writing emotional challenge because he is utterly terrified of the very prospect of his ego being challenged at all. What a specimen.
Reminder that at least the art (sprites & animations) for Champions of Breakfast was allegedly outsourced to someone who did not get compensation for their work. Note the "percentage of sales" rhetoric that he previously mentioned re: Shaye and the Shartbound OST composer. Granted, the source of the info is secondhand, but still worth taking into account imo.
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