Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

He doesn't, it's Dayle Lynn's son who comes over and makes it look somewhat nice, because Ed's back/neck won't let him do any physical tasks and Chance straight up refuses to help with anything around the house, because "World famous Rockstars don't cut grass or do laundry", so Ed hasto sneak outside to call Lynn and ask/beg her to have her son come over and help out...
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You see his weak ass arms? You think he could be able to push a lawnmower? Lmao
 
Cyraxx Shirt Study, June 1st to July 2nd 2025 .
Shirt No.Date First SeenDate Last SeenTypeNotes
1June 1stJune 3rdUndertaker
2June 4thJune 11th"My Scars"
3June 12thJune 14thTupac
4June 14thJune 19thAmbiguous Green
5June 19thJune 19thHybrid TheoryThis was when he dressed up to go out for dinner at cracker barrel.
6June 20thJune 23rd"Los Angeles"
7June 23rdJuly 2ndRed Flag Tank Top

In total, Cyraxx wore 7 different shirts over 31 days.
The shortest duration was 1 day.
The longest duration was 11 days.

The duration sequences are as follows 2,7,2,5,1,3,11

Cyraxx frequently changed his shirt in between streams, instead of changing at the end/beginning of the day.

On average Cyraxx changed shirts every 4.43 days (compare this to the average adult changing at a rate of 0.5 days)

The following vector represents the 31 days evaluated from the start to end of the period with 0's corresponding to no change and 1's representing a change on that day:

1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
 
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Yes but NO, she hides from everything he does, she doesn't want to see.
Imagine being so hopelessly dogshit at everything that your own 'mother' can't bear to watch you make an ass out of yourself. But I mean, it's not like she could even tell him the truth about his prospects without him indignantly chimping tf out, if the Ed fight was any indication.
 
This might be a super autistic request, but has anyone mapped the layout of their house? I know people did this with Cobra apartment.

After hearing that Sally and Ed sleep downstairs I am curious to see how that dump is setup.

I had assumed 2 bedrooms and a bathroom on the second floor, but if Sally and Ed are sleeping downstairs that doesn't make sense.
 
The way his head is hidden almost completely by the microphone makes him look like an enemy from Once Human.
If the lotion bottles on his desk were liquids, one would think we're looking at an alcoholic during a drunk spell.
This might be a super autistic request, but has anyone mapped the layout of their house? I know people did this with Cobra apartment.

After hearing that Sally and Ed sleep downstairs I am curious to see how that dump is setup.

I had assumed 2 bedrooms and a bathroom on the second floor, but if Sally and Ed are sleeping downstairs that doesn't make sense.
I noticed during the glitterbomb video that the attic stairs lead directly into the living room where Sally sleeps. We also get a brief glimpse of the stairwell that Sally is constantly climbing against her knees' will; I don't recall seeing a path on the other side of the door that leads to a bathroom, but he was moving fast and focused on the stairs.
 
Potato games that are fun and addicting are pretty much a genre in and of themselves at this point, not to mention all the great games from mid 2000s and earlier.
This does give me an idea, however. If the goblin is too lazy to look for games, maybe someone can suggest some "good" games for him to play? Especially if they can provide download links for them as well. Free real estate if you ask me.
Bonus: Ask Chance to stream himself playing those games(if he can even figure out how to do that, which I doubt).
Do you think Chance is stupid enough to unironically enjoy Big Rigs over the road racing? It is almost tailor made for him, a racing game that you literally can't lose or crash in and his Chromebook might be able to handle it. I can see his commentary now. "Today we're playing one of my favorite games of all time. Big Rigs is one of the classics, I know you guys remember this one. You know me baby we have to rock the blue truck with flames all the way baby. Ha ha are these guys even moving? YES BABY I'm winner!! That was sick dude."
 
Chance went live on FB around 4 hours ago for about 50 minutes. This time mostly as Cryraxx though Smugraxx came out a few times too. It was more of the same old innocent me bullshit filled with lies and delusions.

He goes into more detail about his newest made up suicide attempt. He said he OD'd on pills and Sally found him passed out and took him to the hospital. He said the doctor said 15 minutes later and he would have died. Chance says he hid the truth so that the internet wouldn't use it against him. There is no way if that actually happened that he wouldn't have used it sooner to fish for pity.
Chance is also trying to say he never believed in the recent record deal and that he just "played along"... That concert where "your boys finally made it" says otherwise.
Chance also tries to convince us that he's "crunched the numbers" about how much money he should be making but we all know how bad he is at math. Combine that with his delusions of grandeur and those numbers are going to be more than just a little off.
He says that today marks 5 years since his last suicide attempt but wasn't the bullshit Styluscide attempt in 2021? That was 4 years ago and this supposed pill overdose if it actually happened would have been sooner. So when Chance is lying about fake suicide attempts he lies about how long it has been since he faked them.
 
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The most realistic scenario is that he'll lose his phone after not being able to connect to internet by himself, he'll fade into obscurity occasionally being harassed by trolls IRL filming him while he throws trash back, then people will move on and he'll die in some gutter with no one to mourn him. His last footage will be something like throwing empty cans at a car while hurling slurs to the passenger who's filming him
He'll perish behind some forgotten dumpster and is only found years later when the adjacent building is being demolished. Akron newspapers will write about the "mysterious pygmy man of Akron" for a week and then forget about.

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Chester Pedington of Stinkin Park. I've never seen a person manhandle a guitar so badly. He's uniquely retarded. He's right when he says nobody can do it like him.

Eh, in his defense the scabs seems to be getting better. Look more like liver spots than open sores currently.


Aw geez, I wonder how many years it has been since Raxx got a proper medical checkup. I still think it's possible most of his organs today are working only marginally.

This might be a super autistic request, but has anyone mapped the layout of their house? I know people did this with Cobra apartment.

After hearing that Sally and Ed sleep downstairs I am curious to see how that dump is setup.

I had assumed 2 bedrooms and a bathroom on the second floor, but if Sally and Ed are sleeping downstairs that doesn't make sense.

I remember from my earlier sleuthing that the second floor has an odd layout: no windows facing the street, but one window on the side as seen in the screenshot, and two on the other. Chance's room has no opposing windows, so I believe the top floor is either split into two similar rooms, or the goblin lair, a bathroom and a closet space perhaps? Too bad that the cops haven't had a reason to check the second floor, otherwise we might get bodycam footage.

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He goes into more detail about his newest made up suicide attempt. He said he OD'd on pills and Sally found him passed out and took him to the hospital. He said the doctor said 15 minutes later and he would have died.
I’d love to hear him explain in great detail on the “medical procedures” the “doctors” “performed” on him to “save his life”, what “drug(s)” were in the “pills”, how many pills he “took”, how long it took him to “recover” while in the hospital, what the symptoms of the “overdose” were, and how long his “mental health evaluation” was after he was “stabilized” and back to “good health”, and what were the findings of said evaluation. Just asking him one of those questions would unravel his lie instantly if it is indeed a lie because he’s too stupid and ignorant to come up with an answer that would make sense (I’m 99.9999% positive it is a lie). If there’s any sliver of truth to this “revelation”, the truth is that he probably took one too many Flintstones vitamins or drank a little too much Robitussin/NyQuil/Delsym while having a chest cold and got somewhat sick, but not in a life threatening way, and is twisting the facts to garner sympathy.

Like you said, if this were true he’d have no qualms about telling the whole world countless times about his “suicidal” woes. He’s too narcissistic to actually try and kill himself.

Edit: another question for him would be: how much time passed from when he took the pills and when Sally “found” him passed out.
 
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Chance stole Ed's Perc OD story in his recent stream and claimed it happened to him, lol, saying it was his second sewerslide attempt. Chance knows no limits to how low he will go for pity. And Chance's "friend" has calculated, for him, that Chance is missing $ 600,000-$ 1.2 million per year since 2010 that the "trolls" have stolen.
 
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Chance stole Ed's Perc OD story in his recent stream and claimed it happened to him, lol, saying it was his second sewerslide attempt.
I’d love to hear him explain in great detail on the “medical procedures” the “doctors” “performed” on him to “save his life”, what “drug(s)” were in the “pills”, how many pills he “took”, how long it took him to “recover” while in the hospital, what the symptoms of the “overdose” were, and how long his “mental health evaluation” was after he was “stabilized” and back to “good health”, and what were the findings of said evaluation.
While Chance's ignorance and bold faced lies are an absolute treat to wake up to today, I think a very underrated aspect of this little farce is the fact that he's claiming this is his SECOND attempt, meaning he's either forgotten or has quietly retconned one of his other """"""attempts.""""" (My guess is that even he knows the screwdriver one was extremely pathetic)
 
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