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looking through cyraxxs logs are fucking gold lmao
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There is more gold in there, I promise.View attachment 7656473View attachment 7656479View attachment 7656487
looking through cyraxxs logs are fucking gold lmao
He doesn't, it's Dayle Lynn's son who comes over and makes it look somewhat nice, because Ed's back/neck won't let him do any physical tasks and Chance straight up refuses to help with anything around the house, because "World famous Rockstars don't cut grass or do laundry", so Ed hasto sneak outside to call Lynn and ask/beg her to have her son come over and help out...
Shirt No. | Date First Seen | Date Last Seen | Type | Notes |
1 | June 1st | June 3rd | Undertaker | |
2 | June 4th | June 11th | "My Scars" | |
3 | June 12th | June 14th | Tupac | |
4 | June 14th | June 19th | Ambiguous Green | |
5 | June 19th | June 19th | Hybrid Theory | This was when he dressed up to go out for dinner at cracker barrel. |
6 | June 20th | June 23rd | "Los Angeles" | |
7 | June 23rd | July 2nd | Red Flag Tank Top |
Imagine being so hopelessly dogshit at everything that your own 'mother' can't bear to watch you make an ass out of yourself. But I mean, it's not like she could even tell him the truth about his prospects without him indignantly chimping tf out, if the Ed fight was any indication.Yes but NO, she hides from everything he does, she doesn't want to see.
Sally stays downstairs and remains as isolated from the goblin as she can because she too lives in fear of what she has created.Yes but NO, she hides from everything he does, she doesn't want to see.
That's a lot of lotion. Wonder if it's for the fap or to soothe the scabs tooView attachment 7656576
You see his weak ass arms? You think he could be able to push a lawnmower? Lmao
To lubricate the stylus.That's a lot of lotion. Wonder if it's for the fap or to soothe the scabs too
The way his head is hidden almost completely by the microphone makes him look like an enemy from Once Human.
If the lotion bottles on his desk were liquids, one would think we're looking at an alcoholic during a drunk spell.
I noticed during the glitterbomb video that the attic stairs lead directly into the living room where Sally sleeps. We also get a brief glimpse of the stairwell that Sally is constantly climbing against her knees' will; I don't recall seeing a path on the other side of the door that leads to a bathroom, but he was moving fast and focused on the stairs.This might be a super autistic request, but has anyone mapped the layout of their house? I know people did this with Cobra apartment.
After hearing that Sally and Ed sleep downstairs I am curious to see how that dump is setup.
I had assumed 2 bedrooms and a bathroom on the second floor, but if Sally and Ed are sleeping downstairs that doesn't make sense.
Of all the shit buried in those logs, I'm surprised you didn't find any incriminating images or videos.There is more gold in there, I promise.
Do you think Chance is stupid enough to unironically enjoy Big Rigs over the road racing? It is almost tailor made for him, a racing game that you literally can't lose or crash in and his Chromebook might be able to handle it. I can see his commentary now. "Today we're playing one of my favorite games of all time. Big Rigs is one of the classics, I know you guys remember this one. You know me baby we have to rock the blue truck with flames all the way baby. Ha ha are these guys even moving? YES BABY I'm winner!! That was sick dude."Potato games that are fun and addicting are pretty much a genre in and of themselves at this point, not to mention all the great games from mid 2000s and earlier.
This does give me an idea, however. If the goblin is too lazy to look for games, maybe someone can suggest some "good" games for him to play? Especially if they can provide download links for them as well. Free real estate if you ask me.
Bonus: Ask Chance to stream himself playing those games(if he can even figure out how to do that, which I doubt).
He'll perish behind some forgotten dumpster and is only found years later when the adjacent building is being demolished. Akron newspapers will write about the "mysterious pygmy man of Akron" for a week and then forget about.The most realistic scenario is that he'll lose his phone after not being able to connect to internet by himself, he'll fade into obscurity occasionally being harassed by trolls IRL filming him while he throws trash back, then people will move on and he'll die in some gutter with no one to mourn him. His last footage will be something like throwing empty cans at a car while hurling slurs to the passenger who's filming him
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Chester Pedington of Stinkin Park. I've never seen a person manhandle a guitar so badly. He's uniquely retarded. He's right when he says nobody can do it like him.
This might be a super autistic request, but has anyone mapped the layout of their house? I know people did this with Cobra apartment.
After hearing that Sally and Ed sleep downstairs I am curious to see how that dump is setup.
I had assumed 2 bedrooms and a bathroom on the second floor, but if Sally and Ed are sleeping downstairs that doesn't make sense.
I’d love to hear him explain in great detail on the “medical procedures” the “doctors” “performed” on him to “save his life”, what “drug(s)” were in the “pills”, how many pills he “took”, how long it took him to “recover” while in the hospital, what the symptoms of the “overdose” were, and how long his “mental health evaluation” was after he was “stabilized” and back to “good health”, and what were the findings of said evaluation. Just asking him one of those questions would unravel his lie instantly if it is indeed a lie because he’s too stupid and ignorant to come up with an answer that would make sense (I’m 99.9999% positive it is a lie). If there’s any sliver of truth to this “revelation”, the truth is that he probably took one too many Flintstones vitamins or drank a little too much Robitussin/NyQuil/Delsym while having a chest cold and got somewhat sick, but not in a life threatening way, and is twisting the facts to garner sympathy.He goes into more detail about his newest made up suicide attempt. He said he OD'd on pills and Sally found him passed out and took him to the hospital. He said the doctor said 15 minutes later and he would have died.
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Chance stole Ed's Perc OD story in his recent stream and claimed it happened to him, lol, saying it was his second sewerslide attempt.
While Chance's ignorance and bold faced lies are an absolute treat to wake up to today, I think a very underrated aspect of this little farce is the fact that he's claiming this is his SECOND attempt, meaning he's either forgotten or has quietly retconned one of his other """"""attempts.""""" (My guess is that even he knows the screwdriver one was extremely pathetic)I’d love to hear him explain in great detail on the “medical procedures” the “doctors” “performed” on him to “save his life”, what “drug(s)” were in the “pills”, how many pills he “took”, how long it took him to “recover” while in the hospital, what the symptoms of the “overdose” were, and how long his “mental health evaluation” was after he was “stabilized” and back to “good health”, and what were the findings of said evaluation.