Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jimmy snipes said:
He thinks he's so intelligent with these video respoces's it drives me up the wall. I wish i was as intellectual as cobra
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Do you, now? I've got a little something that might just help you get there.

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Candover said:
we should be VERY grateful the boy never discovered video head cleaner or his brain would've completely melted by now.
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He would’ve ended up like Jesco White, The Dancing Outlaw.
ETA: I thought about it and they have a lot in common. Like obsession with a musician: Elvis & Ozzy-Troublesome relationships/ Live in Buttfuck, Nowhere/Multi-substance abusers/ Questionable IQ/ Love of ranting.
I’m sure there’s more things I missed.
 
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
He would’ve ended up like Jesco White, The Dancing Outlaw.
ETA: I thought about it and they have a lot in common. Like obsession with a musician: Elvis & Ozzy-Troublesome relationships/ Live in Buttfuck, Nowhere/Multi-substance abusers/ Questionable IQ/ Love of ranting.
I’m sure there’s more thinks I missed.
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I was thinking Cobes is more akin to Unknown Hinson for his affinity for "Party liquor", and he's probably considered drinking aftershave filtered through a loaf of bread at least once in his life.


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Candover said:
I was thinking Cobes is more akin to Unknown Hinson for his affinity for "Party liquor"…..
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UH is a good comparison too. The boglim genes are strong in all these guys. Makes me wonder how many more of these doods are out there.
ETA: I had forgotten about him having a Shon of his own lmao. You win.
 
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
He would’ve ended up like Jesco White, The Dancing Outlaw.
ETA: I thought about it and they have a lot in common. Like obsession with a musician: Elvis & Ozzy-Troublesome relationships/ Live in Buttfuck, Nowhere/Multi-substance abusers/ Questionable IQ/ Love of ranting.
I’m sure there’s more thinks I missed.
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NAL better hope she dont cook no sloppy slimey eggs anytime soon or shell be eating the shotgun barrel this time
 
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
UH is a good comparison too. The boglim genes are strong in all these guys. Makes me wonder how many more of these doods are out there.
ETA: I had forgotten about him having a Shon of his own lmao. You win.
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Unlike Cobes though, UH can actually play a mean gee-tar and has a chart-toppin voice
 
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somevan712 said:
Sickolord gets more disgusting with every post about him. It's a dark thought, but his sexual degeneracy (swinging / cucking / master and sub / tranny / pregnancy / extremely gay / pressuring his friends) is a straight shot down sicko rd towards kids or animals. He's a poster sicko for weird sex stuff.
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But he would let Ozzy die if it ended all sickos dood
 
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Love to see Unknown Hinson mentioned. Hate to break it to ya'll but Unknown is just a character created by a former music teacher from NC named Stuart Baker. There's an interview with him out of character. Unfortunately no he doesn't sound like Early Cuyler. I think the Dolly Parton tweet was just him pushing the bit too far.
 
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