DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ivan Daniloff]

I truly hopes he plays Mario kart world forever. With the dents giving him $300 per stream

100%. I hope he gets so much money that he can’t ever walk away…forever. He hates it so much and is so bad at it. It’s the perfect game for him for us.

If the client is intending to solicit the attorney in a professional capacity. But YouTube lawyers are usually careful to state that they're giving opinions and not legal advice. Even if a viewer buys a super chat to ask a legal question.

LM also clearly stated that he told Phil “I’m not the right lawyer for you” (= “I’m not your lawyer, now or ever”) and referred him elsewhere. He’s covered.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I haven't been following things super closely this week, but would I be correct to say it's been pretty much business as usual at Burnell Enterprises since Phil's week off in regards to khantributions and viewership? I think I may have seen one missed goal on a night stream, but I've seen several whaled out morning streams that more than made up for that.
I know there were at least a handful of farmers that thought he might lose some whales/dolphins because his schedule autism was the only thing that keeps them around, but has there been any signs of that whatsoever?
It seems like he's had an above average week of income so far, and that there are no signs of any sort of long-term impact, because his dents were all waiting with open wallets for his return.
Again, I haven't been following that closely, so let me know if I'm off on this.

I know a couple fans who are probably dolphins were displeased how Phil treated them, but these saps often run back to the cult. I didn't expect the whales to go anywhere. That's findom I can't begin to understand.

 

[San Dimas High School]

If the client is intending to solicit the attorney in a professional capacity. But YouTube lawyers are usually careful to state that they're giving opinions and not legal advice. Even if a viewer buys a super chat to ask a legal question.

In the clip that was posted Legal Mindset made it sound like DSP was asking him privately for legal advice, which Legal Mindset then shared to his stream. Even saying that he asked and got a referral isn't right, if that guy's actually a lawyer.

LM also clearly stated that he told Phil “I’m not the right lawyer for you” (= “I’m not your lawyer, now or ever”) and referred him elsewhere. He’s covered.

Anything he said after that would be covered. Not that DSP asked for advice and got referred.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

dsp dming every lawyer he can find asking for pro bono representation at 2:30am

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Meet Hart Entertainment
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A fat ass hoping to be a youtuber. Spoiler: He won't

https://www.youtube.com/@Hart_Entertainment-w7/featured

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/iyhQNaBXVVdJ

https://rumble.com/user/BigMac729

jh9874904@gmail.com
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This is what I imagine when I hear the Ch'king of the Ring entries.

 

[Pepsi Wrangler]

Mf has a flabby forearm like a grandma

Your skinsuit is falling, king.

 

[Whaler]

Though really DSP should just file a damn DMCA if he's so concerned since he'd have to subpeona youtube to get a detractor's real identity anyway to serve them with an actual lawsuit.

Shocking plot twist. Raw Phil is revealed to be Kat who has taken A-Logging to a level unseen and unpredicted by even the most die hard Kiwifarmers. The revelations that Phils entire relationship has been built up by a troll causes Phil to snap back into reality and he becomes a normal likeable person.

I so want to see him going for it, thinking he will get money out of lawsuits, only to get destroyed and then go for more begathons to ask for money to cover the lawyer's fees and all other expenses, because he lost the lawsuit.

He spend thousands just to get to be able to monetize channels like Raw Phil so he can make 20 to 50 dollars. Not sure how much Raw Phil gets per stream but it can't be too much.

didnt he also say they have to walk around in shoes so they dont cut their feet on stuff

Yes. It's why I call it a House of Horrors. The absolute state of that place would make even the grossest of poltergeists get out of there as fast as possible. Imagine possessing an empty DoorDash container just to escape Phil.

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He can't even do the last part of the dance because of how fucked up his body is.

 

[johnkimble123]

However, the janky mouse pad could easily be diagnosed by just hooking up a mouse to it (he has at least two of them) and seeing how it works. If it works just fine, the touch pad is dirty and some light cleaning a touch of compressed air will fix it.

Considering this is what his fan remote control looks like after about 9 months of use, if you told me greaseball didn't ruin his trackpad, I'd be shocked (not a 1:1 photo but clearly the buttons are not supposed to be THAT dirty)

Check out who's DSP's 3rd Top Fan.

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Kopeaum is a LARPer who LARPed so much they're basically a dent. And #6 is KKKirk who spams chat with lyrics and talks to himself the whole time. Great crowd there.

Seeing a full body recording of Phil rocking is what I wanted to see most in the documentry before it got cancelled. Seeing it in the camera while he sits doesn't capture how strange it must be to see this fat pig sway.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I am curious about the emails he has been receiving, because they clearly jarred him. I do have a super Theo theory linking up to the lawyer talk, as Phil tells what he is thinking, and that was money.

So to piece things together in order;
1) Around the time of the Minecraft grave incident, Phil was told Linda was in hospice. Phil said he will travel on Sunday but I think Linda died before he got there. I believe this was the final nail for Dave (father), we have known for a while their relationship was tenious.
2) Linda left nothing in the will, and as Dave has the house, I don't think he will ever see it.
3) Phil thought mommy would leave him a shit ton and was rattled; this is the "traumatic" portion of his week.
4) Enter legal saga where he wants money to recoup mommy's non-existent will. He had hastily done this.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

That's findom I can't begin to understand

What's not to get? You get to go out each day and work hard, and when you come home you get to give it all away to someone who can't even pretend to respect/like you, to spite people who either don't care about you, or are disgusted by you. Super healthy and normal if you ask me.

1) Around the time of the Minecraft grave incident, Phil was told Linda was in hospice. Phil said he will travel on Sunday but I think Linda died before he got there. I believe this was the final nail for Dave (father), we have known for a while their relationship was tenious.
2) Linda left nothing in the will, and as Dave has the house, I don't think he will ever see it.
3) Phil thought mommy would leave him a shit ton and was rattled; this is the "traumatic" portion of his week.
4) Enter legal saga where he wants money to recoup mommy's non-existent will. He had hastily done this.

I'd believe it, if nothing else just because it's both hilarious, realistic and the worse case scenario for him. Said it multiple times, but Linda dying first would be his worst nightmare as I refuse David senior has any love left for his bum of a son, especially after all the freebies he gave him in his youth

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Hyper fixated, mentally ill, mouth drooling morahn speculation up ahead:

What if the major whales of our boy are actually secret service detractors and their ultimate gay op is feeding dsp fast food slop so consistently that he is going to get a heart attack on stream much sooner? What if they are feeding him so much money so he can finance his lulsuit and be ridiculed by an even bigger audience outside of the usual?

Dave has said that he would sue detractors if he had money and time (he always has had both before, but he is a greedy retarded lazy faggot), and the more tard bux thrown his way the more he has of both. So far, we have one clip of one lawyer saying Phil got in touch with him about sueing people, but mentioned that he is not the type of lawyer that could help him with these things, and called him "a very interesting character" and we all know what that means.

I just think these possibilities are funny as fuck and give me hope for this clown world. Because honestly, if you wanna see the worst of the worst, a conglomerate of the most disgusting possible traits a human can have and the biggest most laughable, socially inept, rejected group of retards, you attend a dsp stream. I want to believe that there is no way people out there are ok with this and choose to fortify this behaviour this extensively and faithfully without some ulterior motive. Right?

 

[Nate Dingus]

In the clip that was posted Legal Mindset made it sound like DSP was asking him privately for legal advice, which Legal Mindset then shared to his stream. Even saying that he asked and got a referral isn't right, if that guy's actually a lawyer.

Anything he said after that would be covered. Not that DSP asked for advice and got referred.

IANAL, but Potentially Criminal told the farms that he was giving Aaron Imholte legal advice without being his representative.

I assume it's not a breach if you mention the existence of a conversation about a legal matter that's already public. Phil told everyone that he wants to sue his detractors.

As opposed to if Legal Mindset said "Phil DMed me asking how to euthanize his mother and divorce his horse".

 

[#lurker]

You don't seriously plan to sue people by going to a YouTube lawyer. Phil was probably hoping he could get Legal Dicksucka to write some easy cease and desists or DMCA takedowns to scare people.

 

[San Dimas High School]

IANAL, but Potentially Criminal told the farms that he was giving Aaron Imholte legal advice without being his representative.

I assume it's not a breach if you mention the existence of a conversation about a legal matter that's already public. Phil told everyone that he wants to sue his detractors.

As opposed to if Legal Mindset said "Phil DMed me asking how to euthanize his mother and divorce his horse".

https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/attorney-client-privilege.html

Imagine some famous person asks a lawyer to draw up a sex NDA for them, the lawyer sends them to someone else and gossips about it. We'd hear about stuff like that constantly if it were allowed.

 

[neger psykolog]

You don't seriously plan to sue people by going to a YouTube lawyer. Phil was probably hoping he could get Legal Dicksucka to write some easy cease and desists or DMCA takedowns to scare people.

You certainly don't do it by also making a YouTube video in which you loudly proclaim you're going to do it and then also tell your targets they're going to be monitored from now on.

I am curious about the emails he has been receiving, because they clearly jarred him. I do have a super Theo theory linking up to the lawyer talk, as Phil tells what he is thinking, and that was money.

So to piece things together in order;
1) Around the time of the Minecraft grave incident, Phil was told Linda was in hospice. Phil said he will travel on Sunday but I think Linda died before he got there. I believe this was the final nail for Dave (father), we have known for a while their relationship was tenious.
2) Linda left nothing in the will, and as Dave has the house, I don't think he will ever see it.
3) Phil thought mommy would leave him a shit ton and was rattled; this is the "traumatic" portion of his week.
4) Enter legal saga where he wants money to recoup mommy's non-existent will. He had hastily done this.

I don't think she has actually passed away yet but I can definitely get that there's a pressing need for money for some reason.
The other alternative is they told him they're in debt themselves and the estate is effectively nothing.

 

[Telemeter]

IANAL, but Potentially Criminal told the farms that he was giving Aaron Imholte legal advice without being his representative.

I assume it's not a breach if you mention the existence of a conversation about a legal matter that's already public. Phil told everyone that he wants to sue his detractors.

As opposed to if Legal Mindset said "Phil DMed me asking how to euthanize his mother and divorce his horse".

Nao guise, lets make one thing clear.

What DSP wants is to replicate the KC arc, but with lawyers.

He's not going to actually sue anyone, he will make no effort to hire a retainer, nor file any paperwork.

He wants a team of lawtube attack dogs who will make scary lawsuit threat style videos that will totally scare detractors into giving him money for his dented license.

That's the entirety of his legal strategy.

So he's basically DM'ing all the big lawtubers and pre-streaming them to try to pignotize them into using their time and channels to intimidate detractors just like PPP and Warski did (from DSP POV anyway, no one was actually intimidated cause it was obviously a joke but Phil is physically incapable of understanding sarcasm).

Get it?

 

[neger psykolog]

Nao guise, lets make one thing clear.

What DSP wants is to replicate the KC arc, but with lawyers.

He's not going to actually sue anyone, he will make no effort to hire a retainer, nor file any paperwork.

He wants a team of lawtube attack dogs who will make scary lawsuit threat style videos that will totally scare detractors into giving him money for his dented license.

That's the entirety of his legal strategy.

So he's basically DM'ing all the big lawtubers and pre-streaming them to try to pignotize them into using their time and channels to intimidate detractors just like PPP and Warski did (from DSP POV anyway, no one was actually intimidated cause it was obviously a joke but Phil is physically incapable of understanding sarcasm).

Get it?

This makes sense because Nick Rekeita was lawtubers main bread and butter and since the court case and shit is over he is boring as fuck.

Someone once made a community happenings update post because he wore a different tie. He really is an inferior quality lolcow compared to DSP.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I am curious about the emails he has been receiving, because they clearly jarred him. I do have a super Theo theory linking up to the lawyer talk, as Phil tells what he is thinking, and that was money.

So to piece things together in order;
1) Around the time of the Minecraft grave incident, Phil was told Linda was in hospice. Phil said he will travel on Sunday but I think Linda died before he got there. I believe this was the final nail for Dave (father), we have known for a while their relationship was tenious.
2) Linda left nothing in the will, and as Dave has the house, I don't think he will ever see it.
3) Phil thought mommy would leave him a shit ton and was rattled; this is the "traumatic" portion of his week.
4) Enter legal saga where he wants money to recoup mommy's non-existent will. He had hastily done this.

If you want another Theo Theory, there's the possibility that he was struck with a YouTube strike last week over his shitty behaviour, and was blocked from streaming for a week. The evidence came from a detractor channel, and Phil being his usual grudge-holding self, has decided to "do something" about it.

 

[INirvana]

Grown man failing at new donkey kong baby game, not only does is this game super fucking easy.
THE GAME GIVES YOU BALLOON STOCKS INCASE YOU FALL OFF THE MAP! He's actually so retarded it's insane, he's pointing blame at the devs again lmaoo

 

[Cucktry Roads]

If you want another Theo Theory, there's the possibility that he was struck with a YouTube strike last week over his shitty behaviour, and was blocked from streaming for a week. The evidence came from a detractor channel, and Phil being his usual grudge-holding self, has decided to "do something" about it.

I think of that were the case he'd put out a community post and stream on kick all week while bitching and whining and threatening legal action.