Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

[Bunny Tracks]

Diavolo would make a thousand alt accounts shitting up a thread

Every one of them would be from a different universe, too.

 

[Zoosadist sadist]

Raskolnikov from Crime and Punishment

>NEET
>Nihilist
>Pseudointelectual
>Views himself as a unironic exeptional individual and writes autistic manifestos about how he's above the plebs
>Is a giant dick to his only friend and best boy Razumikhin
>Falls in love with a prostitute (Sonya's cool though)
>Is a literal murderer
>Would probably start as a sadcow until people realize that he's a giant selfobsorbed asshole

If Raskolnikov lived in the modern times, he would be one of those incels that can't get pussy despite being attractive because his personality is just that bad.

Including anything from Dostoevski's books is cheating, his books are basically 600 page lolcow OPs.

if Prince Mishkin from Idiot was exposed to the internet he would likely end up a CWC tier lolcow minus the mother fucking, however he would still be overshadowed by his orbitters. Half of his thread would be people feeling bad for him while the other half would be unhinged A-logs.

 

[Unreal Tournament]

[Horrorcow] Lionel Starkweather - Obese, sociopathic gore fetishist with a failed Vinewood movie career. Snuff film director and founder of Valiant Video Enterprises.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Every one of them would be from a different universe, too.

Would he get a thread for every timeline that gets closed when he dies in that timeline?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Would he get a thread for every timeline that gets closed when he dies in that timeline?

Yes.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Yes.

Diavolo Sub Forum, Infinite Threads..all of them locked.

 

[Dick The Birthday Boy]

Dutch Van Der Linde. I am pretty sure he'd end up in the Grift Wars section.

 

[Valstrax]

[ZOOSADIST] - Kyle Graham / Hunter Kyle - Arrogant Aryan faggot who (probably) fucks his own cat, almost got a rider's monstie euthanized and unknowingly worked with a cult. He's just the Monster Hunter equivalent of PirateSoftware. He also mains Bow, which makes him a GIGAFAGGOT

[Horrorcow] Cell / Imperfect Cell / Semi-Perfect Cell / Perfect Cell - Vore enthusiast, Narcissist,, got pwned by a child.

• Will be having a thread for how disgusting he is.
• Automatically a Horrorcow for his "absorbing"
• Gohan probably will be on this thread.

Don't forget to link his autistic Deviantart account where he's posted like ten thousand pics, all are the exact same thing.

 

[Black Yoshi]

[CAREERCOW] - Sue Sezno
The acting principal of Knob Haven High School, Sue Sezno pretty much only cares about making the school look good while lining her own pockets. She once sold candy to all the students and used the money to buy solid gold shoes. As a result she pretty much ran the school into the ground and even tried to throw the equally incompetent teachers under the bus for that. The school is located in Florida so that's saying something. She also has a rivalry with the school's librarian because they were in a band together when they were in high school but had a falling out. (And yes, that is Kenan Thompson voicing her)

[LOLCOW] - Stuart Proszakian
The assistant principal (or "ass principal" as he'd put it) of Knob Haven High, Stuart is many things including clinically insane. He once took drugs that were confiscated from a student's locker, it turned out to be estrogen and it made him grow boobs. He also has a split personality that he claims to be his sister. His special skills include teaching math and annoying people until they have heart attacks. Another escapade of his was when he was tasked with building a math lab for the school he misheard and instead built a meth lab.

[SADCOW] - Helen Klench
The school librarian, Helen is a boyfriend free girl who has turned to dating wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen to cure her loneliness. She also has enough cats to make Chris Chan want to call animal control. She is actually in a codependent relationship with the school's drama teacher in which they team up and make random access humor style bizarre crossover musicals.

[SADCOW] - Willard Deutschbog
The one person even sadder than Helen, Willard is probably the oldest person in the school and quite possibly the world. He has a host of health problems that seem to be slowly killing him. He is also homeless and gets from place to place by making fake emergency calls to the fire department and ambulances. There was a time when his life wasn't shit, in the 80s he was considered cool and popular with his students of his German class. He also had sex with his teacher when he was in school in the 30s.