Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 444 9.9%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 121 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,699 38.0%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,020 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,466
TL;DR: Mald isn't just a faggot but he's an exceptional breed of superfaggot with almost cherry-picked levels of commonly-hateable traits.
That's a good write-up but I think to reduce it even further/make it more relatable: we all know someone like JayJay. We've all been around some smart ass fucking nerd cunt who you instinctively want to just slap and combined with his stupid voice, dumb hair, retarded game, and stance on SKG you've got yourself the creme-de-la-creme of easy hates out.
 
I need the VOD of his 2025 hype train attempt on april fools(april 1st), does anyone have that? I think there is very damning stuff in that vod that mald accidentally showed onscreen, making him delete it instantly afterwards.
He probably deleted it out of pure embarassment. He'd been promising since Vedal broke the record that he'd take it back on April 1st, and leaving the failed attempt up would have been a constant reminder that he failed.
 
That's a good write-up but I think to reduce it even further/make it more relatable: we all know someone like JayJay. We've all been around some smart ass fucking nerd cunt who you instinctively want to just slap and combined with his stupid voice, dumb hair, retarded game, and stance on SKG you've got yourself the creme-de-la-creme of easy hates out.
He's the archetypal "Being smart is my entire identity" type, even though he's not that smart, and nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is. That's why he's never wrong and always finds a way to be "technically" right. He uses debate tactics to always appear correct despite being wrong, which is ultimately a mix of intellectualization and deflection, stemming from a need to protect his ego and self-image.

As you've noticed, he argues semantics, redirects blame, and employs rhetorical strategies to dodge responsibility. Psychologically, I think this might be a typical reaction to his own insecurity, fear of vulnerability, and a need to control how others perceive him.

Some people use humor to deflect accountability, which he tries to do sometimes, but he prefers his more aggressive "debate tactic" approach to dominate and manipulate the narrative. He thinks the consequences of admitting fault will lead to a loss of status or credibility, but the opposite would happen, people would respect him more.

If you've ever seen his father on stream, you can see where this comes from. It's a minor example but exemplifies Thor's behavior perfectly:
The dad made an insignificant mistake but externalizes the blame, even if it is just a joke. If you assume this is common behavior on his part, based on how quickly he comes up with the excuse for his minor failure, it's not much of a stretch to think that Thor naturally picked up on this pattern and found success with it, eventually trapping himself into this easy "winning strategy."

I know a self-diagnosed "smart person" whose life is in complete shambles because he's autistic as hell and won't admit it. From his perspective, everything is beneath him because he values intellect as the highest possible stat, so he's effectively soft-locked his life. Since he's already at the top of the mountain of life in his mind, he no longer does anything. He thinks he's won the game and is basically waiting for death.

He refuses to pass the mensa test for fear of failure and having to deal with the bleak reality that, no, he's not as smart as he thinks he is. He even refuses to play simple games with kids in case he loses. And I thought my life was depressing...

Anyway, I remember watching a video where very successful jew explained how he never told his objectively gifted child he was smart and never congratulated his intellect. Instead, he only valued and praised his son's hard work. That son became wildly successful in life.

Be humble, work hard. Therein lies the winning combo.

"Do you see a man wise in his own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for him." – Proverbs 26:12
 
The dad made an insignificant mistake but externalizes the blame, even if it is just a joke. If you assume this is common behavior on his part, based on how quickly he comes up with the excuse for his minor failure, it's not much of a stretch to think that Thor naturally picked up on this pattern and found success with it, eventually trapping himself into this easy "winning strategy."
I believe narcissism is a much worse problem caused by more than just a slightly cowardly dad. I blame Malding's literally flat brain for the majority of his retardation, though I do accept that his cowardly nurture absolutely did not help his flatbrain nature. I'm pretty sure that narcissism can be genetic - who knows which side passed it down to him - though I'd be delighted to be informed otherwise.
 
Karl Jobst
He's not even in the same league as Idubbbz or Mald. He's a very minor lolcow in comparison. LOTY has to fall into eitheor the other 2.
so, he's either lying or stupid enough to actually believe what he's saying here.
- if he's lying, it again exposes just how fucking stupid he is and how little idea he has about his own game and the game engine it uses. not surprising, but still funny and noteworthy.
- if he's not lying, he's delusional enough to think that his pixel by pixel algorithm runs faster than doing this with a shader, which is basically a hard requirement of his own fucking game. (keep in mind, the gpu is literally made for pixel by pixel calculations)
He just makes shit up as he goes. He doesn't do shaders because he can't write one, it takes some unusual way of thinking about programs that "programming 101" can't teach, just the same way he doesn't use SSE on his highly optimized raytracing code, and SSE is *ancient* in comparison to shaders.
I also know deep-down that code-trashing is 100% the most mentally damaging attack vector to hit Jason with. His faux-expertise is the foundation that his bullshit castle rests on.
Even a bottom of the barrel jeet can do better code than Jason.
 
I also know deep-down that code-trashing is 100% the most mentally damaging attack vector to hit Jason with.
His faux-expertise is the foundation that his bullshit castle rests on.
An issue is that even if you destroy the bullshit castle, he'll try to insta-build another fake one using other people's work. It's his main move. Press "B" to Build Bullshit.
And while I surely hope the code-trashing hurts him, I think dismantling his game maker/master/expert might hurt even more.

So that made me wonder.
Out of his 16 game jams and years of streaming GO mAkE gAyMEs!1, how many quality projects from the community went on to do well?

I COULD BE WRONG (I just did some quick research), but I think these were the top 3 projects ever, all quite recent:
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Maybe I'm being too demanding; it's a harsh industry, and the process can be productive even if the end result doesn't do well. But it feels underwhelming.

I bet Mald would have loved to net some bright/lucky titles to leech on. I'm glad there aren't.
 
The last gpu without Vertex shaders from Intel was the GMA X3000, released in 2006. It came in chipsets associated with Pentium D, and Core 2 Duo.

The last CPU with igpu support for non-Vertex-shaded gpus was the Pentium 4, which was out of sale in 2008.

When heartbound started, it would have been at least 8 years since the last sale of a new Pentium 4 system, and by the time of early access (late December 2018 ) it would have been 10.

And, remember, that's for vertex shaders. Pixel shaders were supported as far as 2000, and Intels's last non-pixel-shaded gpu was back in 2002, with the GMA 900.

Quite literally zero excuse.
the kicker is that he's already using pixel shaders, he's just using the built in GMS ones. it's just another shitty excuse to not know wtf he's doing.

y'know with all the dogpiling that's been going on lately i almost feel bad for mald. sure he's an insufferable ass and only seems to get worse and worse and has bloomed into a fully fledged lolcow but man it is brutal just logging into youtube or xitter and seeing another 100k+ view video ripping him a new one almost every day for well over a week now. i can't imagine being him.
 
I still think Lolcow of the Year should be split into two divisions so that the brightest up-and-coming stars don't have to directly compete with the established legends. Whether you call them "pro" and "semi-pro", "absolute legends" and "rising stars", "major league" and "minor league", or "lolcow of the year" and "lolcalf of the year" doesn't really matter.
That's basically what they're doing this year, Thor is one of the four nominees for Lolcow of the Year, Jobst is nominated for Rookie of the Year, and all the Emeritus candidates have their own vote. The Julays discussion thread was started earlier than usual to account for cows who had happenings early in the year that would have otherwise been forgotten by December.
 
y'know with all the dogpiling that's been going on lately i almost feel bad for mald. sure he's an insufferable ass and only seems to get worse and worse and has bloomed into a fully fledged lolcow but man it is brutal just logging into youtube or xitter and seeing another 100k+ view video ripping him a new one almost every day for well over a week now. i can't imagine being him.
He brought that on himself and could mitigate the issue very easily. But that would require at least a little bit of humility and self awareness.
 
He probably deleted it out of pure embarassment. He'd been promising since Vedal broke the record that he'd take it back on April 1st, and leaving the failed attempt up would have been a constant reminder that he failed.
no this is why
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someone in quintheo's discord found this hidden (likely real) tweet that shows khronos using an alt to boost the hypetrain.

Mald is so slimy he literally fakes his hypetrains lol
 
I bet Mald would have loved to net some bright/lucky titles to leech on. I'm glad there aren't.
We know he used to steal Second Life scripts and would sell lots of almost-sexualized 3D models that an easily-exploitable 17 year old was making... Imagine what he would've done if he had a game jam-produced game that he desperately wanted to parasitize. All it would've taken was one doe-eyed teenager trying to impress and approach their 'hero' and we'd have yet another abuse case on our hands.
 
y'know with all the dogpiling that's been going on lately i almost feel bad for mald. sure he's an insufferable ass and only seems to get worse and worse and has bloomed into a fully fledged lolcow but man it is brutal just logging into youtube or xitter and seeing another 100k+ view video ripping him a new one almost every day for well over a week now. i can't imagine being him.
If he took a week off and went on a vacation with his pooner GF, he would be shielded from almost all of this. Instead, he chooses to continue streaming and kicking the hive.

Being the "main character" of the internet only lasts 1 to 2 weeks tops before people move onto the next thing.
 
Mald is the perfect gateway lolcow to normies and thats why he is getting milked to fuck

- fallen from grace
- compulsive liar about shit only redditors would find impresive, and most of his lies are easy to debunk or find contradictory
- ex worker/simp for a company who made major headlines for sexual harassment and simping for china
- hidden past about being an EVE fag
- hidden past about being a degenerate furry
- a very retarded sex scandal

His politics are also flip floppy, he is a degenerate furry that probably falls in line with the mainstream but still associates with persona non-grata Asmongold
This man was a known lolcow for years in his niche circles in the "old" internet, and used the full force of algo manipulation and probable direct pushes by companies who thought he was harmless, he almost more or less shed that past. But a single slip up made all that moot, its kinda beautiful in a way, its like if people found compromising pictures of Markplier in an archive of a 2009 gay porn forum.

I think the fact that he gamed the shorts algo and had a very recognizable voice really made him fresh in almost everyone's memory, if you doomscrolled anything vidya relates during his peak you would get his shorts.
 
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- ex worker/simp for a company who made major headlines for sexual harassment and simping for china
- hidden past about being an EVE fag
- hidden past about being a degenerate furry
- a very retarded sex scandal

His politics are also flip floppy, he is a degenerate furry that probably falls in line with the mainstream but still associates with persona non-grata Asmongold
Mald's politics are the same as his values, they can be whatever as long as he thinks they suit him best. Unluckily for Mald, he isn't that great in the thinking department. But that's the reasoning behind his stance on anti-SKG always being a goalpost move and contradicting his own arguments to look good for his corporate friends. I'd say this is a huge part of his fall in the public eye, you can't respect someone who is so inauthentic that they're true self basically doesn't exist.

So many people were willing to overlook stuff like his glazing of blizzard and amazon, constant gooning and being an mmo nolifer, fuck some of those probably endeared him to specific, "less savory" normie crowds. But put that together with his complete lack of integrity and respect for others, and you've got someone who nobody will treat with respect.

Though talking about these individual points, I don't think I've seen any normies defend the whole degenerate furry past that runs an unregistered ferret rescue....that's really many, many red flags that individually, normies would dismiss, but altogether creates circumstantial proof that the ferret rescue probably should be investigated by authorities, at the very minimum, since someone who loves to goon and made a living gooning off sexualising animals spends most of his income on building an unchecked facility to house the very same animals he sexualised is very obviously not to be trusted.

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Also, back to the april first vod, does anyone know whose been archiving the most in this thread?

Scorpion from MK, Itogi, scurvy rat etc.? anyone else?
 
His politics are also flip floppy, he is a degenerate furry that probably falls in line with the mainstream but still associates with persona non-grata Asmongold
I actually believe his 'association with asmongold' drama is just his arrogance making him think he can charisma/wisdom talk people into turning a blind eye to their own hatred for asmongold. He failed of course, the twitter freaks still whined, but I think he's that much of a narcissist to think he could do it.
 
I believe narcissism is a much worse problem caused by more than just a slightly cowardly dad.
Agreed, but there's more than narcissism at play here. As for the genetic aspect of narcissism, I know children of narcissists who aren't narcissistic at all, or have learned to manage it well, so it might not only be genetic.

If you've ever worked with kids, you'll quickly notice some of them have weird behaviors, and when you met their parents, everything makes sense.

I can trace a lot of my own qualities and flaws to my own parents, some of those traits took decades to manifest in my behavior, because they are responses to external situations. Sleeper reactions are still latent within me, waiting for the right trigger. But there is no excuse to perpetuate the weaknesses of our parents, who they themselves partially inherited them from their parents.

I don't know where I'm going with this but, it's on us to be aware that shitty people's behavior is partially based on what they inherited, and to have compassion for that, but to also help them understand that there are constructive alternatives to their unbalanced behavior. And if they don't take the necessary steps to clean up their behavior, there is no reason to keep them in our lives.

/psychobabble rant
 
Mald's politics are the same as his values, they can be whatever as long as he thinks they suit him best. Unluckily for Mald, he isn't that great in the thinking department. But that's the reasoning behind his stance on anti-SKG always being a goalpost move and contradicting his own arguments to look good for his corporate friends. I'd say this is a huge part of his fall in the public eye, you can't respect someone who is so inauthentic that they're true self basically doesn't exist.
Oh i understand that, but it was just that people bitching about asmon were some of the first that brusied his ego a bit before the roaching incident, iirc. Besides the now ages old bitch about matpat, it was one of the first times he lashed out at "the masses" like he impotently does almost daily now.
I actually believe his 'association with asmongold' drama is just his arrogance making him think he can charisma/wisdom talk people into turning a blind eye to their own hatred for asmongold. He failed of course, the twitter freaks still whined, but I think he's that much of a narcissist to think he could do it.
Id argue that for a very brief time, he kinda did get that heat down because twitter freak type people can lose steam really quick if its not a constant event, but every follwing controversy was another pebble on the tism pile
 
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