Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Deine Mutter]

Fucking late but is she mixing up Aesop's The Fox and the Grapes and his other fable The Fox and the Crow with her own thing?

 

[thx1138]

The extra money is a side. With her being a misandrist, I believe she does this regularly to belittle her man and "fight the patriarchy"

Well she hates her son and probably her husband as well, so that tracks.

 

[Señora Airi]

It's genuinely depressing, and it's going to have a serious effect on their lives down the line. I know it's gay and moralfagging to say "think of the kids!!!!!" but really, think about how this must screw with their views on relationships

No kid wants to think about their parents having sex, and none especially want to know their mom sleeps around with other men. It's selfishness on her part.

I hope the daughter becomes a devout Catholic and marries a real conservative.

 

[CoolFool]

I can't get over that people actually pay to see pictures of Ellen's dead eye stare and deflated butt. There's one picture in particular where she tries to hide it, but simply can't, her ass is so flat that no amount of clever camera angles and body contortion can hide it. I then realize these photos are the absolute best she could come up with and laugh.

Ellen, stop being lazy. Go get on HRT and do some squats.

 

[Señora Airi]

I then realize these photos are the absolute best she could come up with and laugh.

I wonder who is worse at this stuff - her or Anus?

 

[De-Sexing Stick]

How the fuck does Ellen think anyone would find her posting her pancake ass, deflated tits, and stubbled wrinkly vag and with her husband (or bull's) cum even remotely attractive?

I am still extremely curious as to why she fucking hate blonde women so much. There seems to be a pretty consistent theme of blondes being dumb (way to go, Ellen), sex crazed, or an evil conservative. Just extremely odd to me, it's definitely a pattern and I wonder if it stems from some blonde bully from high school that undoubtedly doesn't even think of or even remember Ellen or someone from her own family. Maybe a sister? Possible since her daughter is blonde and that's usually genetic.

Also, I no longer feel any sympathy for her husband. He is choosing to fuck himself over in more ways than one, but she will rape him financially if he ever comes to his senses and divorces her, because Canada is just cool like that. Godspeed little Woodburys, I hope you get away from your whore of a mother and lead happy lives away from her antics.

Also, oddly enough, Ellen has a TvTropes page, which they are extremely light on the criticism all things considered, but she's obviously not amusing to them.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebComic/PizzaCake

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I am still extremely curious as to why she fucking hate blonde women so much. There seems to be a pretty consistent theme of blondes being dumb (way to go, Ellen), sex crazed, or an evil conservative. Just extremely odd to me, it's definitely a pattern and I wonder if it stems from some blonde bully from high school that undoubtedly doesn't even think of or even remember Ellen or someone from her own family. Maybe a sister? Possible since her daughter is blonde and that's usually genetic.

Another one for the Andrew Dobson comparison.

 

[CoolFool]

I wonder who is worse at this stuff - her or Anus?

They both have the same dead eyed stare and both appear to not know how to strike a sexy pose. Both of them appear to have no idea what "sexy" means, and if it weren't for the nudity, you wouldn't know what message they are actually trying to convey to you.

It's a tough call. Anus has those ugly tattoos, botched boob job, and nothing will ever top that accidental "poop deck" photo. But, Anisa is young and although built like a fridge, her butt still looks like a butt. Besides, even though Anisa only put in half-assed effort, at least she did go out of her way to film herself in themed Airbnb rentals and whatnot. Ellen just takes her depressing photos in her own bedroom. So, I say Ellen is in the worse here.

I am still extremely curious as to why she fucking hate blonde women so much. There seems to be a pretty consistent theme of blondes being dumb (way to go, Ellen), sex crazed, or an evil conservative.

She hates blond women because her husband or men in general love them. I'm guessing her husband's last serious relationship or the type of porn he watches has a ton of blonds in it.

 

[Major]

I can't get over that people actually pay to see pictures of Ellen's dead eye stare and deflated butt. There's one picture in particular where she tries to hide it, but simply can't, her ass is so flat that no amount of clever camera angles and body contortion can hide it. I then realize these photos are the absolute best she could come up with and laugh.

Ellen, stop being lazy. Go get on HRT and do some squats.

Some people are just massive losers with dented brains. That's the explanation I have.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

This photo is creeping me out. It's the flash photography, the bland setting.... the composition is like you photographed something living under the bridge while on a walk.

It reminds me a bit of that true crime story with the guy who was killed by his girlfriend in the shower, and part of the evidence was pictures she took of him in the shower. One looked a bit like this.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I missed some of her Reddit shit.

It looks like a butthole.

They take themselves way too seriously. I guarantee that someone has commented "I'm not a nazi but I don't like this comic" and earned a permaban. Ellen continues to insist that anyone that doesn't like her shit is a Nazi.

 

[CoolFool]

I haven't seen this posted here, a clear picture of Ellen's cuck husband:



LMAO this is who she brags about being Mr. Tall and Handsome. Look at how badly he's balding in the middle of his dome

This is probably the actual face he makes when he's behind the camera taking her OF photos.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

He's trying and failing to do the DreamWorks face.

 

[WonderWino]

I missed some of her Reddit shit.
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It looks like a butthole.
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They take themselves way too seriously. I guarantee that someone has commented "I'm not a nazi but I don't like this comic" and earned a permaban. Ellen continues to insist that anyone that doesn't like her shit is a Nazi.

The hilarious irony in this is that reddit, being based in california is beholden to enforcing california state law, which is explicitly clear that political beliefs and affiliations are explicitly protected as civil rights and prohibits discrimination and denial of any service because of them. Legally, this applies to all political beliefs

In other words - and clearly this idiot mod isn't aware of this, banning somebody from the subreddit for being a 'nazi' is an actual felony on par with banning them because they are gay, muslim or black and carries the same civil and criminal penalties if whoever got banned gets pissed off enough to make an issue about it. Reddit is literally required by law to reverse the ban and put a stop to such behavior or they lose their CDA protections and can be held just as liable as the idiot doing it in the subreddit, no differently than if they ignored any other criminal activity after being made aware of it

Not that most people give a shit whether they get banned there but it only takes one particularly vindictive asshole to make a major issue of it. These retards are asking for trouble sooner or later

 

[Free the Pedos]

LMAO this is who she brags about being Mr. Tall and Handsome. Look at how badly he's balding in the middle of his dome

This dude is 100% better looking than I expected, and who gives a shit if he’s slightly balding? If he’s remotely socially normal he could bag a woman who won’t embarrass their children publicly.

 

[twinArmageddons]

This dude is 100% better looking than I expected, and who gives a shit if he’s slightly balding? If he’s remotely socially normal he could bag a woman who won’t embarrass their children publicly.

I feel like he looks like bootleg max payne or bootleg brad pitt

 

[Marche]

I missed some of her Reddit shit.
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It looks like a butthole.
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They take themselves way too seriously. I guarantee that someone has commented "I'm not a nazi but I don't like this comic" and earned a permaban. Ellen continues to insist that anyone that doesn't like her shit is a Nazi.

She didn't have to do that, she didn't have to spend hours of her time drawing Trump. she chose to do this, she has chosen to draw headshops of him multiple times out of anger.
This is just silly

 

[Señora Airi]

I haven't seen this posted here, a clear picture of Ellen's cuck husband:

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LMAO this is who she brags about being Mr. Tall and Handsome. Look at how badly he's balding in the middle of his dome

This is probably the actual face he makes when he's behind the camera taking her OF photos.

Did he just wake up from a nap? My man, comb your hair.

 

[CoolFool]

This dude is 100% better looking than I expected, and who gives a shit if he’s slightly balding?

Slightly? That boy is approaching level 4 on the Norwood scale, and this photo is almost 3 years old, so I imagine it's even worse now. I'm sorry but he's fug.

If he’s remotely socially normal he could bag a woman who won’t embarrass their children publicly.

I do agree he could do better than Ellen, but that's a low bar to clear so not exactly brag worthy.

Did he just wake up from a nap? My man, comb your hair.

Keep in mind this is a photo she thought he looked "good" in.

 

[Slimpacks]

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