Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Woggie's child bride]

My goal is to not use AI. My Woggy is to be created using human heart, human mind, human talent and MS Paint. My initial idea was to introduce the Narrator who's drunk and half-asleep, so he can't keep the story straight (wink, wink) but then I realized that it would be just repeating the same joke all the way through the story so I decided against it and instead I'll try to fix most glaring issues with the story.
Narrator's room:
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Narrator himself:
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The Narrator stays (there are some retarded things that need to be explained and I already have a sprite for him) but he'll be less involved.

I think you should do somewhere in between. The foundation of cynthia's woggle empire is boring and tedious paint by numbers childrens stories starting an annoying and pretentious bug, I think a drunk and disinterested narrator fits perfectly. Don't think of it as repeating a joke, instead think of it as playing a character and take some liberties due to that.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I think you should do somewhere in between.

That's my idea. I want to use the narrator for some meta-commentary about the story being shit but if I adapted it 1:1 it would be completely incomprehensible. The script is really bad: scenes out of order, scenes repeating themselves with minimal alterations, characters not acknowledging past events.

 

[Trombonista]

That's my idea. I want to use the narrator for some meta-commentary about the story being shit but if I adapted it 1:1 it would be completely incomprehensible. The script is really bad: scenes out of order, scenes repeating themselves with minimal alterations, characters not acknowledging past events.

Perhaps Drunk Narrator himself keeps forgetting.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Perhaps Drunk Narrator himself keeps forgetting.

You don't know how bad it is. The Narrator would have to be drunk, on drugs and retarded.Only first few pages make sense: Woggy and Froggy talk about their adventures and Woggy's need for a romantic companion. On his way home Woggy meets Lovebug who takes him to interdimensional garden and from there to insect kingdom where they meet the princess. Then for the first 30 pages Woggy and the princess are randomly teleporting between three locations (interdimensional garden, insect kingdom garden, statue garden and royal palace) while Woggy is creeping on the princess while some other characters either encourage him or discourage him because she's already engaged to prince Windsor. Then they stumble upon a war meeting and we learn that some colonies are rebelling. Then Woggy decides that he'll win her over if he negotiates peace. They go meet with an ambassador of the enemy faction and Woggy says "war is bad", but the ambassador is unconvinced to Woggy gives up leaves. Then the princess takes Woggy on a tour and shows him a hospital and a nursery while Woggy is still creeping on her.
Then suddenly they are on a scientific expedition looking for Lost City of Insects. It just jump-cuts from kingdom tour to the expedition. They meet professor Cricket and find some ancient cave drawings that explain the origins of Insect Kingdom and a map to the Ancient City.
Another jump-cut and they are in a laboratory where they discover how to communicate with arachnids and show their findings to the king.
Another jump-cut and they are in a library, where they find some ancient treaty. They rush to the king.
Library - laboratory - king sequence repeats several times, sometimes just copy-pasted, sometimes the king is receptive, sometimes he's not; sometimes guards block them, sometimes not; sometimes Windsor advocates for war, sometimes he's not present.
After 30 pages of this absolute chaos, the king finally agrees to seek peaceful solution. When he does, the princess says that she wants to dump Windsor and marry Woggy and the king agrees (without another 30 pages of nonsense).
Woggy and the princess are married in Genoma. Sylvie (now adult) and Frogman are present. Everybody sucks Woggy's dick and say how great he is.

There is little space for 50ft tall fire-breathing bug and romance between Woggy and Froggy here and way too much laboratory\library repetitions. Those issues must be remedied (laboratory stuff goes, scene in the library takes place much sooner and we explore Lost City with prince and princess; I sure hope there isn't any giant mecha-bug that breathes fire there).

 

[The Un-Clit]

That's my idea. I want to use the narrator for some meta-commentary about the story being shit but if I adapted it 1:1 it would be completely incomprehensible. The script is really bad: scenes out of order, scenes repeating themselves with minimal alterations, characters not acknowledging past events.

For a great idea on how to make it palatable for the narrator to use meta commentary, check YT for the latest episode of "So Bad it's Good" where the crew review the Ugandan shoestring budget movie "Bad Black", a sort of Ugandan Pulp Fiction (I think) but all the scenes are commented on by a fucking hilarious narrator in English.

An example, in a bank robbery one of the robbers says "I have the key!" (To the back office) And the main robber just smashes the window instead. The narrator exclaims "Ugandan key!". There are many more, some hilarious bagging on Hollywood and the African film scene too.

You could easily make a MST3K type of narrated take on this shitshow.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

You could easily make a MST3K type of narrated take on this shitshow.

I had this idea that at one point the narrator will get mad at the player for criticizing the story during the long and boring kingdom tour and will take them to an awful and unfitting scene I initially planned to cut.