🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mynameisdark]

The juxtaposition from the manic excitement Ralph displayed when looping about El Estanque, and his actual contribution isn't a surprise to anyone familiar with Ralph.

Now he's too scared to do IRL just like in Colombia. Although Ralph can brag he browsed kiwi farms in North, Central, and South America. That's got to be worth a badge or something.

 

[Die For Me!]

Looks like Ralph isn't even going to bother trying to do IRL because he's running on pre paid cards + he's poor.

https://archive.is/Qre6Y

Watch Ralph act like a 8 year old child staring at pigeons while trying to get Black Pigeon Speaks attention, a person that ghosted Ralph and never showed up about a month ago

 

[sufferhorse]

He kept turninjg the camera back to the little child. Gross.

No wonder la policia is there.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

It's like 110 degrees in Mexico and El Salvador in the summer, why would he wear socks?

Prosthetic feet to disguise his trotters.

He will scamper home to his cat lady hovel,

Which will be emptied of everything but his polyester clothing as Señorita has cleaned the place out in his absence.

 

[HackerX]

Looks like Ralph isn't even going to bother trying to do IRL because he's running on pre paid cards + he's poor.
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https://archive.is/Qre6Y

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That pic is a cruel mixture of filters being put on overdrive and half his face being caved in from a run-in with a Portugal pimp. Look out how each half contrast so much.

I'm also a huge fan of the uneven turkey neck action. Gobble gobble. I just wanna pull it to see how far it stretches.

 

[Trans Randy]

Watch Ralph act like a 8 year old child staring at pigeons
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Time for the Ralph x GameDude crossover

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Looks like Ralph isn't even going to bother trying to do IRL because he's running on pre paid cards + he's poor.
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https://archive.is/Qre6Y

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Why is this nigger constantly pointing at shit in his selfies?! Ralph, just because you're drunk and pointing, doesn't make you Scott Hall.

 

[HackerX]

Why is this nigger constantly pointing at shit in his selfies?! Ralph, just because you're drunk and pointing, doesn't make you Scott Hall.
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Because it's a weird mix of being a 16 year old socially awkward woman in a 70 year old lesbians body. He knows it's gay for dudes to take as many selfies as he does, but he also wants people to remember he exists.

 

[Um...]

What’s the deal with this edit?

He smoothed half his forehead. Looks like he has a forehead tumor or a skull injury.
Literal smoothbrain.

 

[RandomGibberish]

So Ralph basically lost a week worth of income while begging for change in the streets of a fourth world country.
What was his plan anyway with that Fishtank ripoff?
Banging all the Mexican chicas while the mexipoors watch and seethe?
Getting showered in superchats with his awesome personality?

What's with his tough guy persona anyway?
Is he seriously that out of touch that he thinks that anyone is scared of him?

 

[Um...]

What was his plan anyway with that Fishtank ripoff?

It was a free trip. He has no life and no money, why not accept?

 

[SilkyJohnson]

https://archive.ph/PMeif

Even Ralphs promos are ai generated now
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You know your punches were epic when the people you sucker punch consider you such a non-entity in terms of a threat that they don't even strike you back.

 

[Berrakh]

El Estanque. What a revolting name.

I hate Hispanic people. Ralph liking them is truly the last straw.

 

[AndyGuntski]

So Ralph basically lost a week worth of income while begging for change in the streets of a fourth world country.
What was his plan anyway with that Fishtank ripoff?
Banging all the Mexican chicas while the mexipoors watch and seethe?
Getting showered in superchats with his awesome personality?

What's with his tough guy persona anyway?
Is he seriously that out of touch that he thinks that anyone is scared of him?

tardski is the only one that is afraid of the ralphamale. when ralph was drunk in miami and mad at him tardski cried in the corner

 

[Humble Architect]

tardski is the only one that is afraid of the ralphamale. when ralph was drunk in miami and mad at him tardski cried in the corner

*raped* in the corner.

You almost got it right pimp.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggertits is waddling from church to church to have something to post without having to spend money.

 

[sufferhorse]

while he is at those churches he should pray for forgiveness for forcing Slampig Pey to brutally abort their unborn child.

Ethan the 2nd you where the good one.

RALPH FORCED AN ABORTION ON A MENTALLY UNSTABLE WOMAN HE ABUSED FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS

 

[Local Wordmason]

Piggertits is waddling from church to church to have something to post without having to spend money.
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Classic American tourist style. I bet he coincidentally didn't have any money on him to donate to thank them for graciously allowing him into their place of worship where donations cover a majority of their expenses.
>Alms Señior?
>Fuck you bish you think I got money for you?
>Posts on Twitter: God Is GOOD

 

[HackerX]

Piggertits is waddling from church to church to have something to post without having to spend money.
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Assuming Ralph's flesh burns when he enters a church, hopefully he smells like sizzling bacon.

 

[Die For Me!]

https://archive.is/9DIzn

Ralph responds to that guy who's trying to start a career a-logging Randbot

https://archive.is/MFoQ1

https://archive.is/2rNO3