Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

There is a Lolcows of History subforum that dead people can qualify for. Frances E. Dec got his Kiwifarms thread just this year (nearly 30 years after his death). So did few other interesting people, such as a Cold War Romanian dictator, and a 17th century sultan.

Dude, I know this already. How do you think “Elagabussy” has entered my lexicon?

That checks out with what Geno demonstrated on stream: Geno turned to his left and showed the camera his entire right side in profile. If that's consistent with the picture, Kayla's right nipple would have been visible in the image Aaron captured. She could have been completely nude, but with only the right nipple and no genitals visible to the camera.

Let’s all stop and appreciate it was one simple nip and some mid, ancient vag that has caused the near life ruination of one man and has all but obliterated another’s. Neither Nick or Aaron will have a normal life. Not again. They will forever wear the cattle brand of “CUCK” on their foreheads and will be shunned by polite society until death by overdose or irrelevance.

The recent events at a certain Coldplay concert gives me hope that shame still exists in society; I think a failed YouTube star once said something about bringing shame back. He’s right.

 

[DumbDude43]

Who lives in Minnesota?

somalis

 

[800 Chupacabras]

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I know he went to a bottom-tier law school, but how did this cretin even manage to get past the Reading Comprehension portion of the LSAT? Can’t even do the work of a paralegal, like properly redacting info on a document.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

somalis

"Look at me, I am the Minnesotan now!"

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody wants to hear a cuck talk about marriage. Nobody wants to listen to a faggot talk about sex. Nobody wants to hear a domestic abuser talk about family. Nobody wants to listen to a failure speak about anything.

The only advice Nick can give anyone is don't do what he does unless you want to end up a twitching, greasy, skeletal pervert visibly teetering on the precipice of utter madness.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I know he went to a bottom-tier law school, but how did this cretin even manage to get past the Reading Comprehension portion of the LSAT? Can’t even do the work of a paralegal, like properly redacting info on a document.

It's not pass-fail; it's a number score. Scores range 120-180.

Mitchell-Hamline has, and generally has had, an average LSAT for admitted students of around 151-152, which is right around the 45-46th percentile.
https://www.lsac.org/sites/default/files/media/lsat-percentiles_2021_2024_accessible.pdf

They also don't require an LSAT score now, but that's become more common for all standardized tests in recent years, so may not be relevant for Nick.

However, in the years before the 2015 merger - aka, when Nick was applying - applications were way, way down. He was also attending as a part-time student, often a less selective route.

In other words, Nick could have answered "C" on every question and gotten in to Wm Mitchell when he did.

 

[Sneed Force One]

$14.00 law library fee and $30.00 in late-and-gay fees for a whopping $44.00 total that's a tiny fraction of whatever he paid to waste the Barneswalker's time:

Everyday I am further convinced of the Rekieta trust's stranglehold on local affairs.

 

[Pentamidine]

I'm going through some Elissa clips from around the arrest trying to figure out why Nick looks so beaten down and greasy now, even though he's clearly gained some of the weight back and should be healthier. Came upon the time when Nick was really ghoul-maxxing, he had that gaunt strung out face but decided to get a haircut that he really cannot pull off.

I know it's not news that the Balldo is Balding, but which Norwood is this? It's weird and patchy, like a dog with mange.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I know it's not news that the Balldo is Balding, but which Norwood is this? It's weird and patchy, like a dog with mange.

The comb over is very obvious from that perspective as well.

Does Nick have cancer and is undergoing radiation therapy? The hair looks grisly. Just 6 months and he can compete with Kurt over who has the better monk tonsur.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

It's not pass-fail; it's a number score. Scores range 120-180.

Yeah, that’s why I wrote “get past” - knowing what I know about him now I’m astonished that, even at his peak, he had the mental fortitude to fill in “C” for every answer. That sounds too challenging for skelly.

 

[AnOminous]

Came upon the time when Nick was really ghoul-maxxing, he had that gaunt strung out face but decided to get a haircut that he really cannot pull off.

This is my favorite of the Adolf Gumpler cut.

He looks like a menacing, inbred villager in some movie about horrible things happening in some hick village.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He looks like a menacing, inbred villager in some movie about horrible things happening in some hick village.

Rekieta History X

"Bite the pillow child, uncle Melton is sharing your bed tonight."

 

[NuruMaleMasseuse]

This is my favorite of the Adolf Gumpler cut.
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He looks like a menacing, inbred villager in some movie about horrible things happening in some hick village.

He looks like the retarded grocery bagger at my local store who just stares at me that way when I request a double bag of my zevia. Its uncanny. Sidebar; Midwest dudes need to leave this skin fade shit in 2014 where it belongs. Latinos excluded.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

HRO Update - Peak Comedy, Obama and Biden Criminal Conspiracy?​

440 unique chatters. Around 830 live viewers. $222.92 in 40 donations ($5.57 average/~$40 per hour). Streamed till 4:30AM Minnesota time.

Nick was doing better in the supertip rankings today, but he still couldn't beat the mighty Mersh.
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More regular streaming does wonders for Nick.

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The fact that Rekeita is being beaten by MERSH of all people is just unbelievable. Mersh is famously broke, gets no donos ever, and begs constantly for GAS MONEY to drive around. That Rekieta is now lower than him would have been unfathomable a few years ago.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

He looks like the retarded grocery bagger at my local store who just stares at me that way when I request a double bag of my zevia. Its uncanny. Sidebar; Midwest dudes need to leave this skin fade shit in 2014 where it belongs. Latinos excluded.

At least your retarded grocery bagger is capable of working for a living.

 

[AnOminous]

The fact that Rekeita is being beaten by MERSH of all people is just unbelievable. Mersh is famously broke, gets no donos ever, and begs constantly for GAS MONEY to drive around. That Rekieta is now lower than him would have been unfathomable a few years ago.

Pedotips is a really rinky dink operation if Mersh of all people can be #2 on it. Don't people just watch him in the hopes of seeing him have another seizure?

I hope Pedotips makes a million dollars so YouTube finally notices it and bans everyone using it to gyp them out of their cut.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This is my favorite of the Adolf Gumpler cut.
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He looks like a menacing, inbred villager in some movie about horrible things happening in some hick village.

If YoU cUt OfF yOuR hAiR, tHeY cAn'T dRuG tEsT iT! #bAlLdOhAcKs

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

So we can take it as fact that Nick talked about the case with Melton.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This is my favorite of the Adolf Gumpler cut.
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He looks like a menacing, inbred villager in some movie about horrible things happening in some hick village.

100%! The plaidish shirt and pastoral background drive it home.

And boy, you can really tell now how much he's fattened up since then! At least a hundred pounds. Well, 99, because he's also lost a pound of hair.

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

He was never the best at anything in any group aside from sucking cock and being a nigger

He wasn't even the best at that - he had to pay people some KNUs to let him. or had to watch the real bucks rail his wife.

Nick has generally been pretty good about not responding directly to the thread.

Pretty sure he's the troll here, or he runs over to his ex-lover's containment board to slurp up what the Redditors there are reeeeing about.

I am impressed that Aaron didn’t seemed fazed at all today ...

"Don't give anyone the satisfaction of knowing they upset you." - My Mom