Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%
  • Total voters
    355
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Sneed on Cloud 9 said:
What is that red spot on his arm? Bug bite from mowing the lawn at the community service building? Heat allergy?
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Could be the start of intertrigo. But those tend to occur in people with poor bathing habits or those who live in squalod conditions; surely none of those apply to nick. tinea-corporis-fungal-skin-infection-600w-1431236531.webp
 
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Vibralldo said:
The Zooluminati's tendrils reach far greater than we thought
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The lions and tigers know jet fuel can't melt steal bars.
Folgers Can said:
Kicking a dead horse here, but an early terminal diagnosis that he has refused to elaborate about still remains the most fitting explanation for the mysterious "worst day ever" just a few short years ago
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Qayla gave him AIDS from fucking all of Drex's buddies. This is a plausible theory to me, too, but makes Nick a bit too much of a sympathetic character.
 
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Kheapathic said:
Even if you were to take Nick's accusations at face value, why do you keep running into and making friends with these kind of people Nick? It's almost often enough to wonder if there's something else going on.
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Don't forget weirdos like that Dollhouse Phil guy he had on multiple times, who made child-shaped sex dolls.
 
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Folgers Can said:
a whopping $44.00 total that's a tiny fraction of whatever he paid to waste the Barneswalker's time:
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The state came to Celeste and begged to be allowed to impose some penalty on Nick, as it would look really bad otherwise.
Celeste consulted with Nick, who graciously agreed to a small fine as long as it was less than $50, that being a symbolic amount for him.

The state obeyed, what else are they going to do.

(Nick won’t pay the $44 anyway).
 
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Nick's still mad we weren't cool with him ruining his relationship with his wife and giving his kid cocaine.

(I still say that if Aaron treated this seriously and actually filed police reports instead of what he did he woulda won)

"I haven't filed anything [yet]"

At this point, Aaron's incompetent enough to somehow be sentenced to become Nick's permanent sex slave.
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I know nick projects harder than a movie screen, so did this nigga just admit to having a fucking jar pony?

OH GOD, WHERE'S SUNNY?

edit: mfw cant speel
 
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Soapmore said:
Nick can't pay the $44, he needs to spend that on laser engraving substrate to keep his thousand-day-old 5K Gift promise.
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And then he'll change his mind on the laser at the last minute and buy a 3D Printer because "I should've gone 3D instead, because that's the way my brain works acktually..." ... or someshit.

Edit: What am I kidding, he'll buy it for the extra fumes....
 
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And then he'll change his mind on the laser at the last minute and buy a 3D Printer because "I should've gone 3D instead, because that's the way my brain works acktually..." ... or someshit.
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The funniest thing is he doesn’t realize he’s created such immense expectations with the drawn out process that there’s no way the crap he produces will live up to his hype.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
The speculation on his arm spot is out of control and embarrassing. We have seen photos showing Nick’s body is always covered in sores and scabs from head to toe. That lone bump looks like a mosquito bite, calm down.
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Good point. Minnesota mosquitoes are absolute, otherworldly menaces. My only skepticism is that there's just one.

But yes, this speculation and the "Celeste is leaning on the prosecutor(s)" is goofy. Nick was a twit for bringing a lawyer to an expired registration hearing, but in his situation of being on probation for a big fucking felony, I suppose it makes reasonable sense. But typically, if you just fricking get your tabs re-upped you don't have to pay the full fare. Now, the fact of his 8 million other outstanding tickets should (I mean, morally, not referencing any legal requirement) have triggered some skepticism, but whatever.
 
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