Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 520 10.4%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 132 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.1%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,869 37.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,289 45.8%

  • Total voters
    5,001
At this point I'm sure that Jason was the one stealing breast milk at Blizzard and the only proof I need is Jason denying it. Think about it: Jason says he had nothing to do with it but Jason lies about absolutely everything, therefore he totally did it.
I choose to believe it was that random 4chan anon on /fit/ stealing the breastmilk.
 
That cat clip should be the death of Mald from the normie pov there is nothing people hate more than animal abuse
It should be easy enough to pass off as a joke with some excuse, most people know how pets will whine about an empty bowl after just eating. The cat already ate, shaye said not to, it's a on a schedule, fresh out of food, etc. It'll still have put some people off because of the way he did this but it shouldn't be hard to respond to if it gets picked up by more people.

However, this is Mald. I'm optimistic that his stupid gnome-gaped ass find a way to fuck it harder than his ferret fleshlights.
 
At this point I'm sure that Jason was the one stealing breast milk at Blizzard and the only proof I need is Jason denying it. Think about it: Jason says he had nothing to do with it but Jason lies about absolutely everything, therefore he totally did it.
Knights Ross and Knaves Mald
Ross can only tell the truth.
Mald can only tell lies.
 
Saving this incase he is completely wrong about how to care for ferrets(the same way he's wrong about most things), and someone with proper veterinarian knowledge notices.
Not a vet, not a ferret owner, but been around them, he's overstating it somewhat, much as he does. He does claim to run a rescue so on one hand discouraging iffy ownership is fine, but on the other he shouldn't be scaring away potential adopters of healthy rescues rather than pretend he can house all of them himself with Shaye. Specifically, ferret food is absolutely not unusual, it's easily available or you can quite literally feed them cat food. Regular vet care for 2+ shortish-lived animals can be a hurdle unlike other small animals that may never see a vet until they drop dead one day, but beyond that they're not that much more challenging than cleaning and properly socializing other caged animals. He also doesn't mention the smell, even when they have impeccable care.

That cat clip should be the death of Mald from the normie pov there is nothing people hate more than animal abuse
It's not unusual, if not better, cats have fixed feedings so they're not overeating versus freely filling the bowl. It's the complete mocking of responsibility, the absolute contempt.

so the only thing left for him was to leave the department.
I love how he immediately follows up the perception that he wasn't doing his job, with doing more stuff that wasn't his job so he could leave the team. He is and was so unfathomably far up his own ass, as a minimum wage high school graduate nepobaby, but too smart to do manual labor, too smart to deal with corporations with rules entirely.
 
@Relinquish a tid bit of random lore u may find funny

Thor completely made up a story, about Lizard Squad

he got called out and they doxed him for randomly lying and larping as a hacker:

The irony of trying to take credit for one of the biggest headlining stories in a long time. Everything he said is easily googled and found as false, but also how the hell does he not have enough brain matter rattling around in there to think that those dudes definitely had friends who would not take kindly to him talking shit. This is hilarious.
 
You know what I just learned today? I was watching SmokeyMcC’s video on Jason and this little ungrateful corpo bastard failed to make even the slightest effort to talk to his own father on his father’s birthday. Not a visit, not a call, not even a text. His brother did too. Mr Hall, the legendary One With No Life, gave Jason a job at the company he effectively founded and set the guy up for life and what did Jason do as thanks? Pretend his dad didn’t exist for a year. My own father passed away some time ago and although he wasn’t able to do as much as Mr Hall did I would still kill someone (Jason in particular) just to say “Happy Birthday Dad, I love you, let’s go hunting soon” and spend the rest of the day with him. I know it doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things but on top of being a greedy anti-consumer scumbag and on top of being a furry he is an ungrateful son to a gracious father.

It’s just not fair man it’s just not fucking fair
 
Kid science project vibes

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Arduinos are one of those things that can be used by kids as well as in actual projects. It's like a Raspberry Pi where you can use it for a bunch of stuff but can also get a kid's education set, but Arduino has a lot more attachments to make it do different functions but it's basically a programable chip board.
 
I think this is what niggermarkers are missing with the point of watermarks. We should want the media to spread, but we want it to be known the origin. The only problem with slop tubers is they, for the most part, don't credit.
There's no doubt where the niggermarking comes from.

The purpose is to fuck with sloptubers and keep them from making money off the farms with no credit.

Don't be a retard.
 
There's no doubt where the niggermarking comes from.

The purpose is to fuck with sloptubers and keep them from making money off the farms with no credit.

Don't be a retard.
The purpose is to prevent the usage of the clips in normie space.

If you want the video to be useable in normie space AND have kiwi farms credited literally just stick a big kiwifarms mark in it instead.

I personally have no problem with the fact that if you search Jason Hall, Jason "Thor" Hall or PirateSoftware you get thousands of slop videos calling him an insufferable moron.
 
At this point I'm sure that Jason was the one stealing breast milk at Blizzard and the only proof I need is Jason denying it. Think about it: Jason says he had nothing to do with it but Jason lies about absolutely everything, therefore he totally did it.
I have a different theory. I think that Jason has a chromosomal disorder that cause his man tits to lactate. So it was his breast milk that other degens at blizzard were stealing.
 
It’s just not fair man it’s just not fucking fair
It may or may not make you feel better, but Mald will live the rest of his life being a miserable sack of excrement, because he is missing vital pieces that most humans are born with.

Accepting failure as a natural part of our lives is vital to developing humility and empathy. These things help us understand our own, and other's, limitations and boundaries in life, and helps us to set reasonable goals with the hope of accomplishing those goals and being fulfilled. Its also one of the fundamental ways we, as properly functioning individuals, bond with one another.

All that to say that Mald has no fond memories of other people to look back on, he has moments where he accomplished something and nothing else. If anyone aside from him happened to be there during those times, they were an extra to his starring role.

Your father is gone, and you will miss him till the day you die, but Mald has no one to miss, and no memories to ease his suffering. He is eternally damned to a worthless existence with a fractured identity, and every abusive display from him is a feeble attempt to fill the cracks in his psyche with glue, and those efforts are always a failure.

He lives in a special hell that he won't ever escape.

Better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all, as they say.
 
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Holy shit I had no idea this was the timeline of Shartbound :story:
$20k grifted off Kickstarter and then they didn't even deliver an early access build FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS
 
Better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all, as they say.
You know what you’re right. Malding Faggot may have a dad but whats the point of that if he’s gonna act like he doesn’t? At least I had fun with mine for how short of a time I knew him, God knows Jason cant recall anything good with his father or really anybody, just listen to him talk about that DEFCON thing he’s so proud of he says stuff like “team” and “other people” etc. but doesn’t give any names or proud moments of the people he solved those puzzles with. Talk about main character syndrome lmao. Thanks a lot man you pretty much knew exactly what to say I just hope your dad is doing a little better than mine
 
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